Just (Be)Cause - Chapter 6

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>You turn to one side.
>The cushions under you are soft, it felt great against your skin.
>You feel a leg crossing your chest, and a soft nip on your ear.
>”Come on, Anonymous, let’s use the horn this time.”
>Fucking Molestia.
>NOPE
>You jump to your feet, quickly throwing your clothes on.
>”I can’t believe we did that.”
>”But did you enjoy it?” Celestia gives you a playful smile again.
>At least it’s better than her rape face.
>You feel your face getting warmer.
>”N-no, I didn’t, Celestia.”
>You are lifted back to the bed with her magic.
>”Of course you do, my little human.”
>You shudder once again.
>Never in your life you expected to be raped by a woman.
>A leader, to add.
>But let’s avoid that fact for a moment.
>You get to your feet again, leaving the tent, much to Molestia’s dismay.
>You notice it’s about midnight.
>Damn pony goddess had you up all night.
>Bloody ponies.
>At least they stopped singing.
>You decide to take a walk.
>The hills and its soft grass are somewhat relaxing, and you get great views.
>As far as you can see, there is a familiar mountain, a small glow confirms it position.
>To another side, you can spot Ponyville, just a speck.
>Right under the moon, you can see Luna’s hold.
>Under your feet, you can see several guards patrolling.
>In all of its upcoming chaos, the fields are calm.
>You stretch your legs in the grass, using your arms to support your weight.
>You feel the light breeze- you could just sleep here.
>Much better than in a bed with Celestia.
>More rustling.
>You feel the wind getting stronger, and frankly, it’s a bit cold.
>The wind quickly subsides, returning to its careful embrace.
>You sigh.
>”It is a beautiful night, is it not?”
>Your jimmies flew to the moon.
>That voice.
>You turn to face the rogue goddess.
>”Holy cra-“
>You twitch to react.
>”No need to fret, Anonymous, I do not wish to harm you.” She looms over you.
>She proceeds to- sit next to you.
>”Luna, why are you-“
>”I only wish to converse with you, is that so wrong?”
>Silence.
>”I suppose you have questions.”
>The hell you do.
>”Why did you-“
>”Start the war?”
>God you hate being cut off.
>But you’re out of jimmies to spare.
>It’s in the moon.
>”I did this…”
>ohmygodthetension
>”To impress you, Anonymous.”
>Houston, we’re coming in for an orbit.
>Roger that, Apollo 69, see you in six.
>Five.
>You instantly tense up, trying to understand.
>You mechanically turn to Luna, and give her the most powerful look of disapproval.
>”I know it is futile and-“
>”Futile?! Luna, you started a war! You drove hundred of ponies to death! How can you call this ‘futile’?”
>You are actually surprised at your reaction, often seeing yourself as a chill person.
>You are now standing looking over the goddess, who hangs her head in shame.
>”I-“
>”We need to fix this, right now.”
>Luna looks to you, with a glaze over her eyes.
>”’We’?”
>”Well, yeah, the two of us caused this.”
>Somehow, you feel a sink in your anger once you see Luna stand eagerly.
>Houston, are we off to another launch?
>Standby, Apollo.
>”Hey, Luna.”
>Luna turns to you, is she smiling?
>”Why were you going to try to impress me?”
>The pony stops.
>”Well, I-“
>You raise a brow.
>Why have you forgotten the fact that the goddess tried to kill hundreds to impress you?
>Standby, shuttle.
>”Seemed to have developed an affection for you.”
>Permission granted, launch at will.
>And once again, the moon is assaulted by your privates.
>You stand in shock, unsure.
>What the hell does royalty have on you?
>”I- I don’t think I follow.”
>”It’s just that when you first met me…”
>You hope it’s not a boner.
>Please not a boner.
>”You didn’t run away.”
>You know this is an ‘i-know-that-feel’ moment.
>”Every other pony was afraid when they saw me. You treated me- normal.”
>Well, this is awkward.
>Only one thing to do.
>You walk over to Luna, who seemed to have distanced herself from you.
>As you raise both of your hands, she squirms in fear.
>Then you bring it around her neck, giving her a hug.
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>”It’s okay, Luna, I know that feel.”
>Luna winces at your hug-attack but she gives in.
>”… But that means we still need to fix this.”
>Her ears perk up.
>”O-of course! But not at the moment.”
>”Of course.”
>Luna concentrates for a while, whereas she creates a small locket for you.
>”Take this, Anon.”
>You hesitantly take the locket, examining it.
>”Touch its center-piece to contact me. I’m get to making peace as soon as possible.”
>You slug the locket over your neck.
>Okay, cool.
>”Sure thing, Luna. Take care.”
>You sit back down on your spot, still wanting to enjoy the view.
>Luna shuffles on her spot nervously.
>You turn your head to her, raising a brow.
>”Well, go then.”
>She looks around nervously, before disappearing into the night.
>Fucking ponies.
>You eventually return to Celestia’s tent, because it was starting to get cold.
>And no way in hell you’re going to freeze out there.
>You poke your head in cautiously; god knows what Celestia has in store for you.
>You clutch the locket Luna passed to you, hiding it under your shirt.
>Godsend, she’s asleep.
>You ponder on the option- bed with Molestia, or the floor.
>The floor, of course.
>You pull out a small cushion, set it as a pillow, and try to get some rest next to the hearth.
>”I knew you’ll be back, Anonymous.”
>Your eyes rip open.
>”No, Celestia nooooo”
>Once again, your screams fill the silent hills.
>The wooden tower lands on the board.
>This is it, Anon. No going back.
>Your hands tremble; you pick up your trusted piece and placed it in its position.
>In a swift motion, another piece comes to eliminate your favorite.
>You are pale, shocked by the development.
>The princess looks to you in victory.
>”Check mate, Anon.”
>You throw up your arms in disbelief.
>”How do you keep winning, Celestia?”
>You grunt in annoyance.
>”Oh, please Anon, call me Tia.”
>You cross your arms and hunch your back.
>”I still can’t get over how you can beat me again and again.”
>”mmhmm.” She rests her head on your shoulders.
>Well, it’s better than being raped.
>Over the few days of battle, you’ve come to appreciate Celestia’s company.
>Luna seemed excited to halt the war, but her advisors convinced her otherwise.
>You’re going to use some of your human charms.
>IF you had any.
>You often found yourself swaying the rogue leader a little, and she seems to be slowly gravitating towards your idea.
>Besides, you were her crush.
>Having royalty interested in you definitely gave you perks.
>Back to your day-job.
>You hear the roars of the battle again.
>There was a cry behind you.
>Bursts of magic land across the battle field, setting fire to the mounted cannons on carts.
>You groan, and get back to work.
>You place both of your hands on the over turned cart, and bring it open.
>Inside, laid the elements of harmony, scared and shaken.
>”Come on, Twilight, one more shot.”
>You help the mare up.
>She gives you a determined nod, and gets to her position.
>You help the next closest pony to you, Applejack.
>”I owe you a cider back in Ponyville, Anon.” She looks at the blast on your shoulder, a shot you took for the group.
>You smile to her, going about to helping everyone in place.
>”Alright girls, one more shot.” Twilight bites her lip, before working her magic.
>You notice Shining Armor getting in a bit of trouble.
>You feel your wrists again.
>There were five traitors, all earth ponies.
>They took turns to try stab the general, with their spears.
>In their lust to end the general, they did not see the captain incoming.
>Your foot connects with the closest guard’s jaw with a satisfying crack.
>You see two have noticed you, and pointed their spears at you.
>You throw both knifes at them.
>In point blank range, the two are immediately dead.
>You go in for another kick to the next enemy.
>He evades your attack, and counters with his spear.
>You quickly dodge the tip, grabbing the shaft under it.
>With another kick, you break the weapon.
>The first pony you attacked regained his composure, and lunged at you from the back.
>You hold the broken spear backwards, so that the tip faces downwards.
>You kick the enemy in front of you, and swung your arm backwards.
>As the pony neared you, he was halted by a spear tip through his eyes.
>Why did they have such large eyes?
>The pony to your front recovers fairly quickly, and unsheathes a dagger.
>He stares you down, before leaping.
>He is shot off by a bolt of lightning.
>”Got your back, Anon.” SA readies his magic again.
>You apt him down.
>”No need, Shiny, the girls got this covered.”
>The two of you see the elements of harmony, before a giant blast of energy engulfs everything.
>You tug Fluttershy and Rarity on each of your shoulders.
>The two had it the worst.
>SA is carrying his sister, Twilight.
>The rest will live.
>The quick victory is hollow, too many guards died today.
>There was this one guard who loved to share his rations with the hurt.
>He died trying to save another guard.
>So many losses, and you’re playing diplomat with Luna.
>You need to stop this tonight, no matter what.
>”Are you alright, Anonymous?”
>Celestia looks to you in worry, as you stand over the body bags.
>”Just… Lost in thoughts I guess.”
>You give her a sad smile.
>When you killed someone, you can’t feel anything.
>But why are you tearing up now?
>They did not deserve this- they were just doing their jobs.
>A soft sensation runs in your cheek.
>”I’m sorry, Anon, I wish there was a better way.”
>You nod.
>You silently chew the rations passed over.
>You are joined by Shining Armor, who is just as solemn as you.
>”You seem shaken up, Anon.” He says, still trying to look tough.
>”A bit, I suppose. How’s your sister?”
>”She’ll live.”
>”The rest of the girls?”
>”They’ll be fine too. First day really shook them up.”
>You agree.
>There are some things some ponies shouldn’t see.
>”I heard Celestia is going to give them some concussion spell to them.”
>”A what spell?”
>”Something to- let’s say make memories hazy.”
>”To help them cope?”
>”We can’t have the elements going through PTSD.”
>You give an optimistic chuckle.
>”And we still need to retain the memory?”
>”Well, we’re used to these kinds of things.”
>”That and we might not make it out of here.”
>”Well, aren’t you all sunshines and sparkles, Anon.”
>”Funny, isn’t your family name Sparkle?”
>”Irrelevant, Anon.”
>”Whatever.”
>The two of you quickly down your food.
>Not bad, at least.
>”Anon. I got your back.”
>”And I got yours. Your fiancée made me swear on it.”
>”Cadance?”
>”Yep.”
>*FLAAAAAAAASSSHHHHH BBBBAAAAAACCCKKKKKKK*
>The pink princess in on your face yelling at you.
>”Do you understand, Anonymous?”
>”Princess, I was just getting a bowl of fruits…”
>”No! Not that, Twilight’s Brother, Shining Armor!”
>You choke on your orange.
>”Twilight has a brother?!”
>”He’s the guard captain.”
>”And he’s the guard captain?!”
>”I know I’m making a tall request, but please, bring him home safely.”
>”I should go say hi!”
>”Anonymous, focus!”
>As you start to run off, the princess flings you back to the floor- with her magic.
>Goddamn pony-magic.
>She’s dead serious.
>If she starts crying-
>”He means a lot to me and…”
>Oh boy, here we go.
>”… And I- I-“
>”Just can’t lose him.”
>This is getting too touchy for you.
>”Okay, okay, I get it, princess; I’ll get him home safely.”
>She sniffles, looking to you.
>”Thank you Anonymous. I might be able to forgive you for the gala for this.”
>Oh, did she just use that card?
>”HEY. I hold you it was an accident.”
>aaaand cue lengthy debate.
>”Yeah, definitely. She wanted me to keep you safe.”
>”You keeping me safe? Please, Anon.”
>”Oh really, pretty boy? Like how you got your ass whooped back there?”
>At least it’s not depressing any more.
>”Tut tut, Anon, the last kick was sloppy.”
>”Oh bugger off, Shiny.”
>Bro-hoof.
>”Besides, I need to keep you safe too.”
>”Is that so?” You raise a brow.
>”Yeah, the entire prospect of you being with the supreme ruler and all.”
>”Oh yeah.”
>Yep, definite perks.
>Your talk with your friend helped to kick up your mood, although the sight of moaning soldiers does not help.
>You quickly make your way to Celestia’s tent, which you turned into your temporal second home.
>You almost don’t mind her rape attempts now.
>Almost.
>Apparently, being alone for a while made every mare sex-hungry.
>And when you meant ‘a while’ you meant a fuckton of years.
>Go figure.
>That, and the entire prospect of ‘oh nobody loves me’
>So you were like a line of sanity to the leader.
>Except that she is more ‘aggressive’ lately.
>She keeps saying she wants to use her horn.
>You almost considered it, until the point she described what is going to happen.
>NOPE
>Anyway, you poke your head into the tent, like you did every time.
>You are suddenly whisked away by magic.
>”Tia, I’m not in the mood for-“
>”But I am, Anonymous.”
>”Tia, nooooooo”
>Soon the guards are roused from their sleep from your voice of displeasure.
>”Ha! Checkmate again, Anon.”
>You fling the board across the room.
>”I hate this game.” You mutter going back to your defeated pose.
>”You just hate it because you can’t play it.” Celestia pokes out her tongue.
>You decide to change the subject, before you’re called into another round.
>”So, Tia.”
>Yes, Anonymous?”
>Celestia sits expectantly across you, like an eager pupil to her master.
>The great sun goddess, right here, gentlemen.
>”Why do you like me?”
>She rubs her chin, pondering.
>”I suppose that is an interesting question.”
>”Well, I am an interesting person.”
>She smiles to you.
>”Right you are, Anonymous.”
>”Say, aren’t you appalled by the fact that you’re with somepone of a different species?”
>”I’ll say, Anon. I’m a Pegasus and a Unicorn. I’m not exactly ‘fitting in’, as one would say.”
>”That, and you’re just my height.”
>She squeaks in delight on the last one.
>Oh your poor, poor jimmies.
>You raise a brow and give a playful smile.
>”Oh, just *your* height?”
>She eyes you over.
>”Are you going to test that theory, Tia?”
>No more screaming tonight.
>You’re getting used to ‘Tia’s’ antics and her shenanigans.
>You could say you’re growing on her.
>That’s what she said.
>You roll over to the content princess, still happy she raped you in chess.
>You put your arms around her torso, and bring her closer.
>Your turn to creep the fuck out of her.
>”Celestia?” You ask, making her turn to face you.
>”Could you come closer?” You give her a half-lidded look.
>She obliges, that smile on her face.
>Once she’s closer enough, you stare at her passionately, leaning closer…
>And then you lick her snout.
>She recoils slightly in surprise, much to your joy.
>She then proceeds to blush.
>Well, this is unheard of.
>”Oh, Anon.” She waves one of her front hooves.
>”This is why I like you sometimes.”
>She licks back.
>Damn, wasn’t expecting a rebuttal.
>You just bury your face in her coat, feeling the caress of the pony.
>”A-anon?”
>”Yeah?”
>”I think I’m starting to love you, Anon.”
>Sappy moment.
>You lock eyes once again.
>As you try to lick her snout again, you’re stopped by another tongue.
>”Oh, you are good.” You whisper.
>”I love you too, Tia.”

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>You turn to one side.
>The cushions under you are soft, it felt great against your skin.
>You feel a leg crossing your chest, and a soft nip on your ear.

>”Come on, Anonymous, let’s use the horn this time.”
>Fucking Molestia.

>NOPE

>You jump to your feet, quickly throwing your clothes on.
>”I can’t believe we did that.”
>”But did you enjoy it?” Celestia gives you a playful smile again.
>At least it’s better than her rape face.
>You feel your face getting warmer.
>”N-no, I didn’t, Celestia.”
>You are lifted back to the bed with her magic.
>”Of course you do, my little human.”
>You shudder once again.

>Never in your life you expected to be raped by a woman.
>A leader, to add.

>But let’s avoid that fact for a moment.
>You get to your feet again, leaving the tent, much to Molestia’s dismay.
>You notice it’s about midnight.
>Damn pony goddess had you up all night.
>Bloody ponies.

>At least they stopped singing.

>You decide to take a walk.
>The hills and its soft grass are somewhat relaxing, and you get great views.
>As far as you can see, there is a familiar mountain, a small glow confirms it position.
>To another side, you can spot Ponyville, just a speck.
>Right under the moon, you can see Luna’s hold.
>Under your feet, you can see several guards patrolling.
>In all of its upcoming chaos, the fields are calm.
>You stretch your legs in the grass, using your arms to support your weight.
>You feel the light breeze- you could just sleep here.
>Much better than in a bed with Celestia.
>More rustling.

>You feel the wind getting stronger, and frankly, it’s a bit cold.
>The wind quickly subsides, returning to its careful embrace.
>You sigh.

>”It is a beautiful night, is it not?”
>Your jimmies flew to the moon.
>That voice.
>You turn to face the rogue goddess.
>”Holy cra-“
>You twitch to react.
>”No need to fret, Anonymous, I do not wish to harm you.” She looms over you.
>She proceeds to- sit next to you.
>”Luna, why are you-“
>”I only wish to converse with you, is that so wrong?”
>Silence.
>”I suppose you have questions.”
>The hell you do.
>”Why did you-“
>”Start the war?”

>God you hate being cut off.
>But you’re out of jimmies to spare.
>It’s in the moon.

>”I did this…”
>ohmygodthetension
>”To impress you, Anonymous.”

>Houston, we’re coming in for an orbit.
>Roger that, Apollo 69, see you in six.
>Five.

>You instantly tense up, trying to understand.
>You mechanically turn to Luna, and give her the most powerful look of disapproval.
>”I know it is futile and-“
>”Futile?! Luna, you started a war! You drove hundred of ponies to death! How can you call this ‘futile’?”
>You are actually surprised at your reaction, often seeing yourself as a chill person.
>You are now standing looking over the goddess, who hangs her head in shame.
>”I-“
>”We need to fix this, right now.”
>Luna looks to you, with a glaze over her eyes.
>”’We’?”
>”Well, yeah, the two of us caused this.”

>Somehow, you feel a sink in your anger once you see Luna stand eagerly.
>Houston, are we off to another launch?
>Standby, Apollo.
>”Hey, Luna.”
>Luna turns to you, is she smiling?
>”Why were you going to try to impress me?”
>The pony stops.
>”Well, I-“
>You raise a brow.
>Why have you forgotten the fact that the goddess tried to kill hundreds to impress you?
>Standby, shuttle.

>”Seemed to have developed an affection for you.”

>Permission granted, launch at will.
>And once again, the moon is assaulted by your privates.
>You stand in shock, unsure.
>What the hell does royalty have on you?

>”I- I don’t think I follow.”
>”It’s just that when you first met me…”
>You hope it’s not a boner.
>Please not a boner.

>”You didn’t run away.”

>You know this is an ‘i-know-that-feel’ moment.
>”Every other pony was afraid when they saw me. You treated me- normal.”
>Well, this is awkward.
>Only one thing to do.
>You walk over to Luna, who seemed to have distanced herself from you.
>As you raise both of your hands, she squirms in fear.
>Then you bring it around her neck, giving her a hug.

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>”It’s okay, Luna, I know that feel.”
>Luna winces at your hug-attack but she gives in.

>”… But that means we still need to fix this.”
>Her ears perk up.
>”O-of course! But not at the moment.”
>”Of course.”
>Luna concentrates for a while, whereas she creates a small locket for you.
>”Take this, Anon.”
>You hesitantly take the locket, examining it.
>”Touch its center-piece to contact me. I’m get to making peace as soon as possible.”
>You slug the locket over your neck.
>Okay, cool.
>”Sure thing, Luna. Take care.”
>You sit back down on your spot, still wanting to enjoy the view.
>Luna shuffles on her spot nervously.
>You turn your head to her, raising a brow.
>”Well, go then.”
>She looks around nervously, before disappearing into the night.

>Fucking ponies.

>You eventually return to Celestia’s tent, because it was starting to get cold.
>And no way in hell you’re going to freeze out there.
>You poke your head in cautiously; god knows what Celestia has in store for you.
>You clutch the locket Luna passed to you, hiding it under your shirt.
>Godsend, she’s asleep.
>You ponder on the option- bed with Molestia, or the floor.
>The floor, of course.
>You pull out a small cushion, set it as a pillow, and try to get some rest next to the hearth.

>”I knew you’ll be back, Anonymous.”
>Your eyes rip open.
>”No, Celestia nooooo”

>Once again, your screams fill the silent hills.

>The wooden tower lands on the board.
>This is it, Anon. No going back.
>Your hands tremble; you pick up your trusted piece and placed it in its position.
>In a swift motion, another piece comes to eliminate your favorite.

>You are pale, shocked by the development.
>The princess looks to you in victory.

>”Check mate, Anon.”
>You throw up your arms in disbelief.
>”How do you keep winning, Celestia?”
>You grunt in annoyance.
>”Oh, please Anon, call me Tia.”
>You cross your arms and hunch your back.
>”I still can’t get over how you can beat me again and again.”
>”mmhmm.” She rests her head on your shoulders.
>Well, it’s better than being raped.
>Over the few days of battle, you’ve come to appreciate Celestia’s company.
>Luna seemed excited to halt the war, but her advisors convinced her otherwise.
>You’re going to use some of your human charms.
>IF you had any.

>You often found yourself swaying the rogue leader a little, and she seems to be slowly gravitating towards your idea.
>Besides, you were her crush.
>Having royalty interested in you definitely gave you perks.

>Back to your day-job.
>You hear the roars of the battle again.
>There was a cry behind you.
>Bursts of magic land across the battle field, setting fire to the mounted cannons on carts.
>You groan, and get back to work.
>You place both of your hands on the over turned cart, and bring it open.
>Inside, laid the elements of harmony, scared and shaken.
>”Come on, Twilight, one more shot.”
>You help the mare up.
>She gives you a determined nod, and gets to her position.
>You help the next closest pony to you, Applejack.
>”I owe you a cider back in Ponyville, Anon.” She looks at the blast on your shoulder, a shot you took for the group.
>You smile to her, going about to helping everyone in place.
>”Alright girls, one more shot.” Twilight bites her lip, before working her magic.
>You notice Shining Armor getting in a bit of trouble.
>You feel your wrists again.

>There were five traitors, all earth ponies.
>They took turns to try stab the general, with their spears.
>In their lust to end the general, they did not see the captain incoming.
>Your foot connects with the closest guard’s jaw with a satisfying crack.
>You see two have noticed you, and pointed their spears at you.
>You throw both knifes at them.
>In point blank range, the two are immediately dead.
>You go in for another kick to the next enemy.
>He evades your attack, and counters with his spear.
>You quickly dodge the tip, grabbing the shaft under it.
>With another kick, you break the weapon.
>The first pony you attacked regained his composure, and lunged at you from the back.
>You hold the broken spear backwards, so that the tip faces downwards.
>You kick the enemy in front of you, and swung your arm backwards.
>As the pony neared you, he was halted by a spear tip through his eyes.
>Why did they have such large eyes?
>The pony to your front recovers fairly quickly, and unsheathes a dagger.
>He stares you down, before leaping.
>He is shot off by a bolt of lightning.
>”Got your back, Anon.” SA readies his magic again.
>You apt him down.
>”No need, Shiny, the girls got this covered.”
>The two of you see the elements of harmony, before a giant blast of energy engulfs everything.

>You tug Fluttershy and Rarity on each of your shoulders.
>The two had it the worst.
>SA is carrying his sister, Twilight.
>The rest will live.
>The quick victory is hollow, too many guards died today.
>There was this one guard who loved to share his rations with the hurt.
>He died trying to save another guard.
>So many losses, and you’re playing diplomat with Luna.
>You need to stop this tonight, no matter what.

>”Are you alright, Anonymous?”
>Celestia looks to you in worry, as you stand over the body bags.
>”Just… Lost in thoughts I guess.”
>You give her a sad smile.
>When you killed someone, you can’t feel anything.
>But why are you tearing up now?
>They did not deserve this- they were just doing their jobs.

>A soft sensation runs in your cheek.
>”I’m sorry, Anon, I wish there was a better way.”
>You nod.

>You silently chew the rations passed over.
>You are joined by Shining Armor, who is just as solemn as you.
>”You seem shaken up, Anon.” He says, still trying to look tough.
>”A bit, I suppose. How’s your sister?”
>”She’ll live.”
>”The rest of the girls?”
>”They’ll be fine too. First day really shook them up.”
>You agree.
>There are some things some ponies shouldn’t see.
>”I heard Celestia is going to give them some concussion spell to them.”
>”A what spell?”
>”Something to- let’s say make memories hazy.”
>”To help them cope?”
>”We can’t have the elements going through PTSD.”
>You give an optimistic chuckle.
>”And we still need to retain the memory?”
>”Well, we’re used to these kinds of things.”
>”That and we might not make it out of here.”
>”Well, aren’t you all sunshines and sparkles, Anon.”
>”Funny, isn’t your family name Sparkle?”
>”Irrelevant, Anon.”
>”Whatever.”
>The two of you quickly down your food.
>Not bad, at least.
>”Anon. I got your back.”
>”And I got yours. Your fiancée made me swear on it.”
>”Cadance?”
>”Yep.”

>*FLAAAAAAAASSSHHHHH BBBBAAAAAACCCKKKKKKK*

>The pink princess in on your face yelling at you.
>”Do you understand, Anonymous?”
>”Princess, I was just getting a bowl of fruits…”
>”No! Not that, Twilight’s Brother, Shining Armor!”
>You choke on your orange.
>”Twilight has a brother?!”
>”He’s the guard captain.”
>”And he’s the guard captain?!”
>”I know I’m making a tall request, but please, bring him home safely.”
>”I should go say hi!”
>”Anonymous, focus!”
>As you start to run off, the princess flings you back to the floor- with her magic.
>Goddamn pony-magic.
>She’s dead serious.
>If she starts crying-
>”He means a lot to me and…”
>Oh boy, here we go.
>”… And I- I-“
>”Just can’t lose him.”
>This is getting too touchy for you.
>”Okay, okay, I get it, princess; I’ll get him home safely.”
>She sniffles, looking to you.
>”Thank you Anonymous. I might be able to forgive you for the gala for this.”
>Oh, did she just use that card?
>”HEY. I hold you it was an accident.”
>aaaand cue lengthy debate.

>”Yeah, definitely. She wanted me to keep you safe.”
>”You keeping me safe? Please, Anon.”
>”Oh really, pretty boy? Like how you got your ass whooped back there?”
>At least it’s not depressing any more.
>”Tut tut, Anon, the last kick was sloppy.”
>”Oh bugger off, Shiny.”

>Bro-hoof.

>”Besides, I need to keep you safe too.”
>”Is that so?” You raise a brow.
>”Yeah, the entire prospect of you being with the supreme ruler and all.”
>”Oh yeah.”
>Yep, definite perks.

>Your talk with your friend helped to kick up your mood, although the sight of moaning soldiers does not help.
>You quickly make your way to Celestia’s tent, which you turned into your temporal second home.
>You almost don’t mind her rape attempts now.
>Almost.
>Apparently, being alone for a while made every mare sex-hungry.
>And when you meant ‘a while’ you meant a fuckton of years.
>Go figure.
>That, and the entire prospect of ‘oh nobody loves me’
>So you were like a line of sanity to the leader.
>Except that she is more ‘aggressive’ lately.
>She keeps saying she wants to use her horn.
>You almost considered it, until the point she described what is going to happen.
>NOPE

>Anyway, you poke your head into the tent, like you did every time.
>You are suddenly whisked away by magic.
>”Tia, I’m not in the mood for-“
>”But I am, Anonymous.”
>”Tia, nooooooo”

>Soon the guards are roused from their sleep from your voice of displeasure.

>”Ha! Checkmate again, Anon.”
>You fling the board across the room.
>”I hate this game.” You mutter going back to your defeated pose.
>”You just hate it because you can’t play it.” Celestia pokes out her tongue.
>You decide to change the subject, before you’re called into another round.
>”So, Tia.”
>Yes, Anonymous?”
>Celestia sits expectantly across you, like an eager pupil to her master.
>The great sun goddess, right here, gentlemen. 
>”Why do you like me?”
>She rubs her chin, pondering.
>”I suppose that is an interesting question.”
>”Well, I am an interesting person.”
>She smiles to you.
>”Right you are, Anonymous.”
>”Say, aren’t you appalled by the fact that you’re with somepone of a different species?”
>”I’ll say, Anon. I’m a Pegasus and a Unicorn. I’m not exactly ‘fitting in’, as one would say.”
>”That, and you’re just my height.”
>She squeaks in delight on the last one.
>Oh your poor, poor jimmies.
>You raise a brow and give a playful smile.
>”Oh, just *your* height?”
>She eyes you over.
>”Are you going to test that theory, Tia?”

>No more screaming tonight.
>You’re getting used to ‘Tia’s’ antics and her shenanigans.
>You could say you’re growing on her.
>That’s what she said.

>You roll over to the content princess, still happy she raped you in chess.
>You put your arms around her torso, and bring her closer.
>Your turn to creep the fuck out of her.
>”Celestia?” You ask, making her turn to face you.
>”Could you come closer?” You give her a half-lidded look.
>She obliges, that smile on her face.
>Once she’s closer enough, you stare at her passionately, leaning closer…
>And then you lick her snout.
>She recoils slightly in surprise, much to your joy.
>She then proceeds to blush.
>Well, this is unheard of.
>”Oh, Anon.” She waves one of her front hooves.
>”This is why I like you sometimes.”
>She licks back.
>Damn, wasn’t expecting a rebuttal.
>You just bury your face in her coat, feeling the caress of the pony.
>”A-anon?”
>”Yeah?”
>”I think I’m starting to love you, Anon.”
>Sappy moment.
>You lock eyes once again.
>As you try to lick her snout again, you’re stopped by another tongue.
>”Oh, you are good.” You whisper.

>”I love you too, Tia.”

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