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>Chaos, chaos everywhere.
>Canterlot, the once bright capital of Equestria, is now shattered.
>The once great city (also known for its cleanliness) is grey and bleak.
>Discord sits lazily by his new throne, sipping some chocolate milk.
>Celestia, Luna and the remnants of the guards regroup and plan a counter attack.
>And while this is going on?
>You are trying to force feed Jeff some soup.
>“Come on, Jeff. Just one bite.”
>“No, for the last time, no. Negatory, refusal, opposition. No!” The pony struggles on the baby chair you provided it.
>“Aw come on Jeff. It will make me happy.” You give him a wide smile.
>“Since when did I ever want you happy?”
>You pause, still holding the soup in your hand.
>“True.”
>You shrug, and proceed to eat the soup yourself.
>“You’re no fun, Jeff.”
>“Go die in a fire, freak.”
>You shrug one more time, going for your door.
>Jeff continues to struggle.
>You give him a disapproving scowl, and you tap his head.
>Suddenly, the color on his face drains, then to his body- turning him grey.
>He is silent.
>“I like this Jeff better.” You whisper, going outside.
>“Stop!” You hear Twilight.
>You turn around to see the mane six, all wearing some sort of a necklace, facing you.
>“Hey, I didn’t know there was a dress up party. If I did, I would have worn something nicer.”
>The six manes doesn’t seem to get your joke.
>It was rubbish anyway.
>“What?” You ask.
>“Anon, we are forced to stop you.”
>You snap your fingers, covering yourself in a black smoke.
>You are now wearing a black trench coat over your previous apparel, and a hat of the same colour.
>“Okay, how do I look now?” You ask, unfolding your arms.
>“Hm, the colours need work, Darling.” Rarity starts rubbing her chin.
>“How about-“ You snap again.
>Your tie is now white, with Rarity’s cutie mark on its bottom.
>“Much better.” Rarity nods, before going to her battle stance.
>You give another of your double finger shots, before losing your playful smile.
>These ponies are too serious.
>You think of what might be happening over at Canterlot.
>You wave Twilight a good-bye, as she is starting to glow.
>Jesus, it’s like fucking exorcist here.
>You snap again, disappearing into a cloud of dark smoke.
>The beam narrowly missed you, going inside, and hitting poor Jeff.
>That guard will never live this day down.
>”Buck dammit!” Applejack kicks a near by tree.
>”Come on girls, we’re going to Canterlot.” Twilight says, determination in her eyes.
>Back in Canterlot, Discord has raised his very own army of corrupted ponies.
>On the other side, Shining Armor and Whiteknight (pfffffft) has rallied all available ponies to a militia.
>You are sitting on the very top of the mountain Canterlot is built upon, enjoying the view.
>Discord has the sheer number and the ambushes on his element, whilst Celestia has magic and discipline as her element.
>Quite a nasty battle downstairs.
>You start looking around, searching for another alicorn.
>”Anon!” You hear her voice.
>You look up, to see the mare of the night looking down on you.
>”Good eve, Luna, wonderful day, is it not?”
>”Do not, call my name, Anon. I warn you.” She tenses her entire being.
>Luna’s horn begins to glow.
>You smirk and look up, giving another of your playful look.
>Luna’s stern expression remains unchanged.
>”lunalunalunalunalunalunaluna” You continue, feigning hugs and kisses.
>You really are a spirit of chaos.
>And stupidity.
>In an instant, Luna launches at your stupid face, crashing onto you.
>Despite the resistance you offer, your body is helplessly taken by the force.
>Luna continues to drag you across the air, nearing the hills.
>The alicorn is really going fast now.
>You offer no resistance now, leaving your limbs flair in the air.
>You finally lean onto one of her ears, and whisper;
>”Luna.”
>Luna suddenly stops, sending you flying to the ground.
>You crash with quite a noise, sending dirt everywhere.
>You left quite a crater, but the worst part is,
>You lost your new hat.
>The alicorn’s horn begins to glow, raising your broken body.
>She repeatedly slams you to the ground, doubling the damage with the occasional jolts of energy.
>She finally shoots you to your sweet crater again, making a deeper hole.
>She pants, looking over your battered body.
>You snap your joints back in place, cracking some bones, and soon, you’re back to normal.
>You can’t kill a god that easy.
>You raise your left hand, pinching the air a bit.
>”Now, this is the amount of fucks I give.” You smile.
>The alicorn yells and charges at you.
>You feel its hooves digging into your facial muscles, your chest- everywhere.
>You let her maul you for a while.
>Eventually she stops, tears streaming from her face.
>You fix your right arms, and wipe off the blood and dirt on your coat.
>You raise your hand to gently meet her cheeks, wiping the tears off.
>”Now, now. No time to cry.” You whisper.
>You bring her closer to you, giving a wide hug.
>Because hugs make it all better.
>The alicorn resists violently, but she cannot overpower your pity hug in her state.
>She squirms, but eventually gives up.
>You hold her in your arms, staring blankly into the sky.
>After what it felt like an eternity, you turn to see Luna.
>She is still crying.
>”Luna?” You ask.
>She does not respond.
>”I’m sorry.” You say.
>She opens her eyes and looks to you, her brilliant colours in her iris.
>”So, how’s prince Whiteknight?” You ask, smiling.
>She sniffles.
>”He’s- he’s alright I guess.”
>You smile again.
>”Is that all?”
>”Yeah. That’s all.” She turns away from you.
>You stare at the mountain peak.
>You were sitting up there a while ago, and now you’re in a dirt crater.
>Life has its way of bringing you down.
>Literally.
>You gently run your clean fingers through her mane.
>You whisper to her;
>”You should rest.”
>Soon, Luna is fast asleep.
>You gently lower her to the ground, and stand.
>And to think holding a pony in your arms is more excruciating than to be beaten up repeatedly.
>You wipe some dust over your coat, and surround yourself in a thick, black smoke.
>Discord, having his forces brought down by the elements of harmony, retreats back to the castle.
>The ponies are right behind him.
>Confound the elements of harmony.
>Celestia is going to fry his chaotic ass.
>Discord kick open the throne room doors.
>And on the throne, is Anon, sitting lazily.
>He is seated sideways, left leg folded over the armrest, whilst the other hanging down freely.
>He tips his hat upwards, and smirks.
>”Ah, Anon.” Discord comes over, arms wide open.
>”My good friend. Come to help your old buddy Discord?”
>You nod, sitting up right.
>”Maybe you can bring up those guns again. We could really use the fire power.”
>You nod, bringing up a revolver.
>Discord looks over.
>”Only six shots?” His giddy expression is starting to fail.
>”It will be enough.” You say.
>”Fine. Just don’t miss.” Discord flies over the throne room.
>”I’ll be enjoying the sh-“
>A shot rips through the air.
>A sharp pains rips through the chaos god.
>Discord yelps, and falls to the ground.
>”It will be enough.” You repeat yourself.
>”It will be enough to finish you off.”
>Discord looks to you in surprise.
>His look quickly changes to anger, and he flies away from you.
>”Nope.” You whisper.
>Another shot rings through the air, hitting him square in the chest.
>The god falls to the ground, twitching.
>He soon rises to the air again, significantly annoyed.
>”Anon,” He says.
>”I’m terribly disappointed in yo-“
>Another shot.
>Discord clutches his side.
>”Didn’t take you for the cunning type, Anon.”
>You shrug.
>”What can I say? I’m just-“
>Discord zips through the air, bringing his claws onto your chest.
>This genuinely hurts now.
>”What are you going to do now, Anon?”
>Discord jams his hand into your stomach.
>You yelp in pain.
>He releases, and flies over.
>You crawl, the pain ringing up your stomach.
>You spew out golden liquid,
>The essence of chaos.
>You wipe your mouth and stand.
>You look down, noticing a large bloody wound over your abdomen.
>”I thought we could be friends, but too bad.” Discord himself seems to be a little shaken.
>You can hear loud steps and shouts in the hallway.
>Not so long now.
>Discord notices it too, and he eyes over you.
>”What?” You ask.
>Discord flies you to forcing himself down your throat.
>Twilight and her friends come in to see this.
>Discord is now in your body.
>You try to hold your mouth, but your body will not listen.
>”Oh, this will be precious.” Discord says, through your mouth.
>Your former friends seem to be frightened.
>”Discord, let Anon go!” Twilight shouts.
>”Why would I do that?” Discord replies, skipping over to the dropped revolver.
>You realize it now.
>If you had your eyes still in control, it would have flung open.
>”Oh, so you realize it now, eh?” Discord gives a loud laugh in your surprise.
>Discord goes over, and picks up the firearm.
>”Twilight” You manage to say.
>”Run.”
>Discord is in full control again.
>Discord holds his weapon to Twilight.
>”Come on girls! Let’s show Discord the elements of harmony!” Twilight starts to light up again.
>Discord laughs.
>A shot rings out.
>Twilight gasps, and falls to the ground.
>The bullet shattered her leg, and grazed her side.
>She falls helplessly, bleeding over the once clean marble floor.
>”Twilight!” Celestia runs over to her side, horn glowing.
>Celestia creates a barrier over everyone.
>You are surprisingly quiet.
>”What’s wrong, Anon? Given up?”
>Discord raises the gun over to Twilight, intending to finish her off.
>He smiles.
>Celestia’s expression hardens.
>God damn tension.
>Discord pulls the trigger.
>There is a click.
>No bullets.
>Discord seems surprised.
>He quickly throws it away.
>”Well, it would have run out by now.” He conjures up another evolver.
>Fuck.
>You struggle.
>Remember, you died twice to get here.
>No freak of nature is going to control your body.
>Your sexy, lean body.
>You are god in the realm.
>This is a simulation just for you.
>You’re the boss.
>You feel your left hand grip.
>Good. You control it now.
>Discord readies his weapon once again.
>You grab onto you head.
>Discord notices this, and he smirks.
>”Oh Anon. Nice try.” He pulls the trigger.
>Celestia’s shield instantly shatters, and Twilight yelps again.
>You see your student and friend, both legs shattered quite literally over the floor.
>Discord laughs.
>You forcefully grab the other arm, and force it down.
>”Get out.” You whisper.
>You rip Discord off your being, throwing him over.
>You aim the revolver to Discord.
>”Game over.” You say.
>Discord is still smiling, over his wounds.
>”What the hell’s so funny?”
>”The gun.” Discord snaps.
>The weapon instantly dissipates.
>You shrug.
>”Looks like you got me, Discord.”
>You walk over to your firearm, dropped on the ground.
>”I believe that is out, Anon.” Discord calls out to you.
>”And you can’t just bring in more ammunition magic like you did before!” Discord gives a hearty laugh.
>You pick up the gun, aim it at Discord.
>You pull the trigger.
>A shot rings out, hitting Discord right on the forehead.
>His smile freezes, and he slumps to the ground, dead.
>”I just kept one chamber empty, asshole.” You throw the gun away.
>Celestia instantly rushes over to Twilight.
>She begins her magic immediately.
>You start to walk over to your downed friend.
>Your legs tremble, and you fall to your knees.
>Oh, that’s right, there is a bloody hole on your stomach.
>You fall face first to the ground, blood seeping everywhere.
>You can only raise you head to see your friend recovering.
>You smile to yourself once again.
>”I guess everything went better than expected.” You tell yourself.
>You feel your pulse over your lake of lifeblood.
>It paces, before tiring.
>Like yourself, it is tired.
>The heart beats slower and ever slower.
>It finally stops.
>You feel the warm blood on your face, as the world faded away.
>It feels alright.

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>Chaos, chaos everywhere.
>Canterlot, the once bright capital of Equestria, is now shattered.
>The once great city (also known for its cleanliness) is grey and bleak.
>Discord sits lazily by his new throne, sipping some chocolate milk.
>Celestia, Luna and the remnants of the guards regroup and plan a counter attack.
>And while this is going on?
>You are trying to force feed Jeff some soup.

>“Come on, Jeff. Just one bite.”
>“No, for the last time, no. Negatory, refusal, opposition. No!” The pony struggles on the baby chair you provided it.
>“Aw come on Jeff. It will make me happy.” You give him a wide smile.
>“Since when did I ever want you happy?”
>You pause, still holding the soup in your hand.
>“True.” 
>You shrug, and proceed to eat the soup yourself.
>“You’re no fun, Jeff.”
>“Go die in a fire, freak.”
>You shrug one more time, going for your door.
>Jeff continues to struggle.
>You give him a disapproving scowl, and you tap his head.
>Suddenly, the color on his face drains, then to his body- turning him grey.
>He is silent.
>“I like this Jeff better.” You whisper, going outside.

>“Stop!” You hear Twilight.
>You turn around to see the mane six, all wearing some sort of a necklace, facing you.
>“Hey, I didn’t know there was a dress up party. If I did, I would have worn something nicer.”
>The six manes doesn’t seem to get your joke.
>It was rubbish anyway.
>“What?” You ask.
>“Anon, we are forced to stop you.”
>You snap your fingers, covering yourself in a black smoke.
>You are now wearing a black trench coat over your previous apparel, and a hat of the same colour.
>“Okay, how do I look now?” You ask, unfolding your arms.
>“Hm, the colours need work, Darling.” Rarity starts rubbing her chin.
>“How about-“ You snap again.
>Your tie is now white, with Rarity’s cutie mark on its bottom.
>“Much better.” Rarity nods, before going to her battle stance.
>You give another of your double finger shots, before losing your playful smile.
>These ponies are too serious.
>You think of what might be happening over at Canterlot.

>You wave Twilight a good-bye, as she is starting to glow.
>Jesus, it’s like fucking exorcist here.
>You snap again, disappearing into a cloud of dark smoke.
>The beam narrowly missed you, going inside, and hitting poor Jeff.
>That guard will never live this day down.
>”Buck dammit!” Applejack kicks a near by tree.
>”Come on girls, we’re going to Canterlot.” Twilight says, determination in her eyes.

>Back in Canterlot, Discord has raised his very own army of corrupted ponies.
>On the other side, Shining Armor and Whiteknight (pfffffft) has rallied all available ponies to a militia.
>You are sitting on the very top of the mountain Canterlot is built upon, enjoying the view.
>Discord has the sheer number and the ambushes on his element, whilst Celestia has magic and discipline as her element.
>Quite a nasty battle downstairs.
>You start looking around, searching for another alicorn.

>”Anon!” You hear her voice.
>You look up, to see the mare of the night looking down on you.
>”Good eve, Luna, wonderful day, is it not?”
>”Do not, call my name, Anon. I warn you.” She tenses her entire being.
>Luna’s horn begins to glow.
>You smirk and look up, giving another of your playful look.
>Luna’s stern expression remains unchanged.
>”lunalunalunalunalunalunaluna” You continue, feigning hugs and kisses.
>You really are a spirit of chaos.
>And stupidity.

>In an instant, Luna launches at your stupid face, crashing onto you.
>Despite the resistance you offer, your body is helplessly taken by the force.
>Luna continues to drag you across the air, nearing the hills.
>The alicorn is really going fast now.
>You offer no resistance now, leaving your limbs flair in the air.
>You finally lean onto one of her ears, and whisper;
>”Luna.”
>Luna suddenly stops, sending you flying to the ground.
>You crash with quite a noise, sending dirt everywhere.
>You left quite a crater, but the worst part is,
>You lost your new hat.

>The alicorn’s horn begins to glow, raising your broken body.
>She repeatedly slams you to the ground, doubling the damage with the occasional jolts of energy.
>She finally shoots you to your sweet crater again, making a deeper hole.
>She pants, looking over your battered body.
>You snap your joints back in place, cracking some bones, and soon, you’re back to normal.
>You can’t kill a god that easy.

>You raise your left hand, pinching the air a bit.
>”Now, this is the amount of fucks I give.” You smile.
>The alicorn yells and charges at you.
>You feel its hooves digging into your facial muscles, your chest- everywhere.
>You let her maul you for a while.
>Eventually she stops, tears streaming from her face.
>You fix your right arms, and wipe off the blood and dirt on your coat.
>You raise your hand to gently meet her cheeks, wiping the tears off.
>”Now, now. No time to cry.” You whisper.
>You bring her closer to you, giving a wide hug.
>Because hugs make it all better.
>The alicorn resists violently, but she cannot overpower your pity hug in her state.
>She squirms, but eventually gives up.
>You hold her in your arms, staring blankly into the sky.

>After what it felt like an eternity, you turn to see Luna.
>She is still crying.
>”Luna?” You ask.
>She does not respond.
>”I’m sorry.” You say.
>She opens her eyes and looks to you, her brilliant colours in her iris.
>”So, how’s prince Whiteknight?” You ask, smiling.
>She sniffles.
>”He’s- he’s alright I guess.”
>You smile again.
>”Is that all?”
>”Yeah. That’s all.” She turns away from you.
>You stare at the mountain peak.
>You were sitting up there a while ago, and now you’re in a dirt crater.
>Life has its way of bringing you down.
>Literally.

>You gently run your clean fingers through her mane.
>You whisper to her;
>”You should rest.”
>Soon, Luna is fast asleep.
>You gently lower her to the ground, and stand.
>And to think holding a pony in your arms is more excruciating than to be beaten up repeatedly.
>You wipe some dust over your coat, and surround yourself in a thick, black smoke.

>Discord, having his forces brought down by the elements of harmony, retreats back to the castle.
>The ponies are right behind him.
>Confound the elements of harmony.
>Celestia is going to fry his chaotic ass.
>Discord kick open the throne room doors.
>And on the throne, is Anon, sitting lazily.
>He is seated sideways, left leg folded over the armrest, whilst the other hanging down freely.
>He tips his hat upwards, and smirks.

>”Ah, Anon.” Discord comes over, arms wide open.
>”My good friend. Come to help your old buddy Discord?”
>You nod, sitting up right.
>”Maybe you can bring up those guns again. We could really use the fire power.”
>You nod, bringing up a revolver.
>Discord looks over.
>”Only six shots?” His giddy expression is starting to fail.
>”It will be enough.” You say.
>”Fine. Just don’t miss.” Discord flies over the throne room.
>”I’ll be enjoying the sh-“

>A shot rips through the air.

>A sharp pains rips through the chaos god.
>Discord yelps, and falls to the ground.
>”It will be enough.” You repeat yourself.
>”It will be enough to finish you off.”
>Discord looks to you in surprise.
>His look quickly changes to anger, and he flies away from you.
>”Nope.” You whisper.

>Another shot rings through the air, hitting him square in the chest.

>The god falls to the ground, twitching.
>He soon rises to the air again, significantly annoyed.
>”Anon,” He says.
>”I’m terribly disappointed in yo-“

>Another shot.

>Discord clutches his side.
>”Didn’t take you for the cunning type, Anon.”
>You shrug.
>”What can I say? I’m just-“

>Discord zips through the air, bringing his claws onto your chest.
>This genuinely hurts now.
>”What are you going to do now, Anon?”
>Discord jams his hand into your stomach.
>You yelp in pain.
>He releases, and flies over.
>You crawl, the pain ringing up your stomach.

>You spew out golden liquid, 
>The essence of chaos.
>You wipe your mouth and stand.
>You look down, noticing a large bloody wound over your abdomen.

>”I thought we could be friends, but too bad.” Discord himself seems to be a little shaken.
>You can hear loud steps and shouts in the hallway.
>Not so long now.
>Discord notices it too, and he eyes over you.
>”What?” You ask.
>Discord flies you to forcing himself down your throat.
>Twilight and her friends come in to see this.
>Discord is now in your body.
>You try to hold your mouth, but your body will not listen.
>”Oh, this will be precious.” Discord says, through your mouth.
>Your former friends seem to be frightened.
>”Discord, let Anon go!” Twilight shouts.
>”Why would I do that?” Discord replies, skipping over to the dropped revolver.
>You realize it now.
>If you had your eyes still in control, it would have flung open.
>”Oh, so you realize it now, eh?” Discord gives a loud laugh in your surprise.
>Discord goes over, and picks up the firearm.
>”Twilight” You manage to say.

>”Run.”

>Discord is in full control again.
>Discord holds his weapon to Twilight.
>”Come on girls! Let’s show Discord the elements of harmony!” Twilight starts to light up again.
>Discord laughs.

>A shot rings out.

>Twilight gasps, and falls to the ground.
>The bullet shattered her leg, and grazed her side.
>She falls helplessly, bleeding over the once clean marble floor.
>”Twilight!” Celestia runs over to her side, horn glowing.
>Celestia creates a barrier over everyone.
>You are surprisingly quiet.
>”What’s wrong, Anon? Given up?”
>Discord raises the gun over to Twilight, intending to finish her off.
>He smiles.
>Celestia’s expression hardens.
>God damn tension.

>Discord pulls the trigger.
>There is a click.
>No bullets.
>Discord seems surprised.
>He quickly throws it away.
>”Well, it would have run out by now.” He conjures up another evolver.
>Fuck.
>You struggle.
>Remember, you died twice to get here.
>No freak of nature is going to control your body.
>Your sexy, lean body.
>You are god in the realm.
>This is a simulation just for you.
>You’re the boss.

>You feel your left hand grip.
>Good. You control it now.
>Discord readies his weapon once again.
>You grab onto you head.
>Discord notices this, and he smirks.
>”Oh Anon. Nice try.” He pulls the trigger.
>Celestia’s shield instantly shatters, and Twilight yelps again.
>You see your student and friend, both legs shattered quite literally over the floor.
>Discord laughs.
>You forcefully grab the other arm, and force it down.
>”Get out.” You whisper.
>You rip Discord off your being, throwing him over.
>You aim the revolver to Discord.
>”Game over.” You say.
>Discord is still smiling, over his wounds.
>”What the hell’s so funny?”
>”The gun.” Discord snaps.
>The weapon instantly dissipates.
>You shrug.
>”Looks like you got me, Discord.”
>You walk over to your firearm, dropped on the ground.
>”I believe that is out, Anon.” Discord calls out to you.
>”And you can’t just bring in more ammunition magic like you did before!” Discord gives a hearty laugh.
>You pick up the gun, aim it at Discord.

>You pull the trigger.
>A shot rings out, hitting Discord right on the forehead.
>His smile freezes, and he slumps to the ground, dead.
>”I just kept one chamber empty, asshole.” You throw the gun away.
>Celestia instantly rushes over to Twilight.
>She begins her magic immediately.
>You start to walk over to your downed friend.
>Your legs tremble, and you fall to your knees.
>Oh, that’s right, there is a bloody hole on your stomach.
>You fall face first to the ground, blood seeping everywhere.
>You can only raise you head to see your friend recovering.
>You smile to yourself once again.

>”I guess everything went better than expected.” You tell yourself.
>You feel your pulse over your lake of lifeblood.
>It paces, before tiring.
>Like yourself, it is tired.
>The heart beats slower and ever slower.

>It finally stops.

>You feel the warm blood on your face, as the world faded away.

>It feels alright.

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