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Go Hit on Her (Jizz in My Pants Parody)

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  1. (Feat. Bastinator and the Skype gang, a.k.a. The AiE Illuminati)
  2.  
  3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
  4.  
  5. That mare from across the room
  6. I got my words that spells her doom
  7. That bow and purple coat
  8. With her long mane I'll rock that boat
  9.  
  10. Make my way through the pony crowd
  11. Gonna to hit that thing- bet mom's real proud
  12. Move in close and she starts to fly
  13. I'm left alone maybe I'll cry
  14.  
  15. Terrorist, you must be
  16. 'Cuz you're the only bomb I see
  17. Party, that's what it's all about
  18. I whisper "In the bedroom, with my trout"
  19.  
  20. And I go hit on her
  21. This must be all strange for you, but not to me
  22. What I want right now is your peepee
  23. Mainly your fault 'cuz you're such a blur
  24.  
  25. And now I go hit on her
  26. Are you a whistle? I want to blow you
  27. And when we're all done Cloud can join in too
  28. I'm very flexible, some said it's a plus
  29. Now I'll go home and change
  30.  
  31. Did you fart, because you blew me away
  32. If you are a job, I'll work all day
  33. If you are a booger, I'd pick you first
  34. You must be water, I'm dying of thirst
  35.  
  36. She sat by the counter and I saw her face
  37. I just stood still, couldn't form a phrase
  38. I'll blame gravity, I tipped the tray
  39. And she looked at me and said "Please go away"
  40.  
  41. "I gotta tooth ache," not missing a beat.
  42. "The reason is, cause you're so sweet."
  43.  
  44. And I go hit on her
  45. It's perfectly normal nothing's wrong with me
  46. It's a human thing, so just let me be
  47. And I'm up like a straight up fir
  48.  
  49. Because I just hit on her
  50. You be my queen and I'll be your king
  51. We can mingle together, it could be our thing
  52. Please don't say you're Jamaican baby
  53. Because Ja-mai-can me crazy
  54.  
  55. I believe its just a joke
  56. As you know, about the poke
  57. I didn't mean to cause you pain
  58. But no more brakes in this train
  59.  
  60. And I go hit on her
  61. Might I say that is such a lovely bow
  62. How would you like it on the room floor low
  63. Hey don't blame me I just go with the flow
  64. And I just hit on her
  65.  
  66. Everytime she throws a look
  67. I go hit on her
  68. I have to do this by the book
  69. I go hit on her
  70.  
  71. When she gets up to go to the lavatory
  72. I go hit on her
  73. She just had a drink
  74. And I go hit on her
  75. She went to the- I HIT ON HER
  76. (PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
  77.  
  78. I go and hit on you everytime you're next to me
  79. And when we're exchanging words it's like having sex with me
  80. You say I'm immature, I just call it ecstacy
  81. I keep a list with me it's a necessity
  82.  
  83. 'Cuz I hit on her
  84. (I hit, yes I hit on her)
  85. (Yes, I hit on her, yes, I hit on her)
  86. Yes, I hit on her
  87. (I hit, yes I hit on her)
  88.  
  89. STOP DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!
  90.  
  91. A friendly message from your friendly neighborhood Lulzies.
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