Title:           Random Anon arriving in Equestria (STARRING BERRY PUNCH)
Author:          lovelymuffins
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/MK3wkRKq
First Edit:      Wednesday 17th of October 2012 04:26:30 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 17th of October 2012 04:26:30 AM CDT

One shot. Also works as an entrance to much more if wanted to.
 
 
>Groaning as you slowly wake up.
>'Maybe drinking with the guys last night was an awful idea.'
>Groaning behind you sounds female, Maybe it wasn't all bad.
>A limb is tossed over your side followed by a soft female voice.
>"Hmmm. that was fun"
"mmhmm" you reply back moving the limb back you attempt to sit up and open your eyes.
>Man this chick has hairy arms. holy fuck why is the sun so god damn bright.
>seeing your nightstand  tells you this is your house.
>Hopping off the bed you face plant into to the side of the door.
"Fuck"
>Well that woke your ass up as you head to the bathroom
>Doing your business as you attempt to remember everything from last night
>Various colored hair's cover your body.
>'Chick must have dyed hair or something. Man I hope this chick doesn't need a ride'
>After picking some of hair off you flush the toilet and leave the bathroom just to find out who's in your bed exactly.
>Turning the corner you find not a chick.
>not even a human
>A small Light grayish mulberry horse with a dark redish mane.
>the worse part is it begins to talk
>"Ready for round two monkey man" as it takes a drink from a bottle in its hooves.
>Screaming for your life you run outside to find not your car.
>Not your town
>More tiny colorful horses littering what should be your front lawn.
>All holding bottles.
>Today was a bad day.
>Last night was your entrance to this hell