Title:           Picture one shot: Lyra to good home.
Author:          lovelymuffins
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/asZR0aL4
First Edit:      Saturday 27th of October 2012 08:00:12 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 27th of October 2012 08:00:12 AM CDT

>Day free pony to good home.
>Be chilling in your living room reading a book.
>Knock at your door pulls you from the couch.
>Answering it Pinkie pie shoves some kinda paper in your face.
>taking it you read 'Free pony to good home'
>the picture is of lyra.
>They even used a black and white picture so it would look like a pet.
>the stray thought of your dog from years ago crosses your mind.
>Pinkie sees tears welling in your eyes and reacts quickly.
>Grabbing lyra she puts her in your arms.
>This doesn't help one bit as you take note of how shes the same size as your dog.
>Lyra sees the tears running down your face and tries to voice her worry for you but pinkie will have none of that.
>She takes your hand and forces you to scratch lyra behind the ear.
>instantly she starts kicking bringing up more bad memories..
>In a fit of rage you boot pinkie pie away from your door and slam it.
>Placing lyra on the couch she questioned what was wrong.
>Telling her about your dog she understands now and expresses how sorry she is and she wouldn't have done this if she knew.
>Eventually you calm down and start talking about the differences in books in your respective worlds.
>at least till bon bon shows up and ruins your door shoves a hoof full of candy down your throat and drags lyra back by the tail.
>this only made things worse as it reminded you of how your dad yanked your dog from your hands.
>Today was a bad day.
>tomorrow will be a day filled with bloodshed.
>No one steals Anonymous's pony and lives!.
 
>Day bloodshed in Equestria.
>You have a mission today.
>You prepared last night to your pony back
>The evil mastermind bonbon broke into your home and shoved awful candy down your throat and dragged her out crying.
>BUT NO MORE.
>Grabbing your crowbar you head outside.
>opening the door pinkie pie is in the way with an "I'm sorry" cupcake"
>Fuck that cunt.
>Walking past her you reach Lyra and Bonbons home.
>Booting the door off its hinges you walk in to find Lyra on the couch surprised.
>"Anonymous!"
"My pony!"
>Bonbon appears from around the corner charging you.
>A down ward swing of your crowbar brings her head to the floor.
>Sadly her head didn't explode.
>Video games have lied to you!
>Grabbing lyra you walk back to your house.
>Walking in you sit down with lyra in your lap crying.
>you can feel the fear coming off her.
"Its okay Lyra, Bonbon won't take you away from me"
>As you pet Lyra her crying ceases but her fear is still there.
>You will protect this pony from Bonbon.
>Today was a good day.