Title:           Moonies plans
Author:          lovelymuffins
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First Edit:      Wednesday 29th of April 2015 10:21:11 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 29th of April 2015 10:21:11 PM CDT

>"Tonight"s the night!" Moonie says looking out the window.
>You can tell shes excited, shes wiggling in place.
"The night for what?" You call out turning the page of your newspaper.
>You briefly skim something about a scandal with Princess Luna and Cadance.
>"I'll capture Twilight Sparkle and ransom her to the Princesses!" She begins her evil laugh.
"Already did it." You turn the page again.
>"What?" Moonie taken back by this.
"Already kidnapped her. Shes in my room on the bed."
>Silence for a few seconds. "Just laying there?"
"Well I tied her up."
>More silence.
>"She has magic..."
"Handled it."
>You can feel her glare through the newspaper.
"Don't believe me?" you Fold the newspaper and place it on the table.
"I'll show you."
>Getting up you walk to your room with Moonie following close behind.
>Opening the door you find Twilight laying there.
>When she sees you she begins struggling, clearly asking for help.
>"H-how?"
"After lunch you passed out in the middle of the floor talking about your 'grand plan' I decided I was bored so I moved the plans forward while you were napping."
>"T-this is incredible!" she takes a moment to look over your handy work.
>Twilight scowls at her.
>"Hey whats this on her horn?"
"Toilet paper roll."
>"What?"
"Its from my world. it holds toilet paper..."
>"Oh...." Moonie backs away as if its gonna get something on her.
>Twilight glares at your furiously
>Quick look at your clock tells you its almost time for part 2 for the plan.
"Come on little one, ransom should be here soon."
>"What?! How!"
"That's how much fear you wield you little turd. lets go."
>She bounces off the bed and zooms into the living room.
"Sit tight purple money bag. were almost done." You say closing the door.
>Sure enough, a knock comes to your door.
>Moonie in her excitement opens before you can get there.
>"Yes! it was I who"
>You grab Moonie covering her mouth to stop her from talking.
"eye's on the prize, let me handle this."
>Three stallions. sit at your door with a wagon full of bags.
"Looks good, she's in that room. Toss the bags on the floor here." you point around your table.
>None of them are happy but they comply, within moments bags of coin covering your floor and the stallions are carrying Twilight still tied up out of your house.
>Door closed you look over to Moonie who sits on the couch flabbergasted
>"W-what do we do with all of it."
"Easy." grabbing a bag you toss it next to her. "Buy us some candy, I've still got work to finish this fun up."
>No questions. only running was left in her mind as she booked it with the small bag to the candy store.
>With her out of the way you open the envolep one of the stallions slipped you.
>"Well played." Is all that's written on it with Celestia's cutie mark.