AiE:6

>Its dark.

>loud thumping can be heard from outside your door.

>the room smells of cotton candy.

>??:" Anonymous. I have a present for you in my party cannon.

"Oh please no. Pinkie Pie please no I beg you"

>the thumping stops in front of you door.

>the sound of the cannon being loaded can be heard

>Backing your self farther into the small room tears streaming down your face

"Please no!"

>Pinkie:"ITS PARTY TIME"

>The cannon fires destroying the door confetti and streamers flying everywhere.

>pieces of your door land next to you

>The cannon slowly rolls in aimed directly at you.

>A deafening bang is heard as you jolt awake opening your eyes to find Pinkie pie in your face

>Pinkie:"GOOD MORNING ANON"

"HOLY JESUS FUCK"

>On impulse you raise your hand focusing energy at pinkie.

>She is blown out of your makeshift room into Twilight's library.

>Pinkie:"That was fun do it again!" As she crawls out from under your blanket

>brain?

>your on your own.

 

>closing your eyes to catch your breath and calm down the smell of cotton candy fills the room.

"good morning pinkie. What are you doing here?"

>Pinkie:"I got a tail twitch no Itch cough leg falling asleep"

"a who what?"

>Pinkie:"Pinkie sense! Sensed someone was having a nightmare so I sought out to find out who it was. Applejack, Twilight, Rainbow dash and Rarity were all awake. Fluttershy was just in the store so I came to check on you before I set off to the next pony."

"Pinkie sense?"

>Pinkie:"Yes"

"What?"

>Pinkie:"I sense things"

>Rubbing your head in defeat as you begin rolling out of bed

"What time is it?"

Pinkie:"Passed noon."

>Your stomach answers with her by growling

>Pinkie:"Ohhh you should come to sugercube corner! I can make you anything you want!"

"alright pinkie. Ill get up and head over there."

>the smell of cotton candy disappears as you look up finding Pinkie pie is gone.

>sighing to your self remembering what Twilight said in one of her letters. 'Never question Pinkie Pie and the way she acts or her logic'

>Standing up sliding your shoes on you begin climbing the stairs to the library.

>Twilight has her face in a book

>Spike is no where to be seen

>Its a bright and sunny day.

 

>Using the rest room and splashing some water on your face you set out to Sugercube corner.

>Sugercube corners rush seems to have just ended as you watch pinkie and to other ponies cleaning up

>Pinkie:"Hey Anon what would you like?"

"I have no idea pinkie. Waffles with peanut butter on top then a pancake with some kind of jam or jelly  on it flipped toward the peanut butter. then covered in butter and syrup."

>As you began saying your order Pinkies body begun to shake till it was bouncing off the walls into the back where various pans and bags were tossed to one side before she flew out with a plate of what you just asked for.

"Thanks pinkie"

>Her eyes are still wide as you take the plate sitting down unwrapping silverware from the napkin she gave you.

>You slowly cut a small piece trying it out.

>The taste. Its amazing. The strawberry jam. The peanut butter. Pancake and waffle drenched in syrup

 

>you come to sitting in your chair your makeshift breakfast lunch gone.

>the napkin is stuck to the side of your face.

"Oh my god. That was so good. What happened"

>A blue pony with frosting like red hair speaks up

>??:"you blacked out while eating Pinkies newest creation. Tends to happen alot. You ate the whole thing in a full minute. I'm sure you would like to clean up, bathroom is back there"

>She points with her hoof as you thank her walking over to see the damage you have caused to your face.

>Its awful.

>Thank god none of it made it into your hair. While its short something in this world causes it to grow at random rates.

>You remember waking up with hair going down to your back one day. that was an adventure.

>Washing your face off you head back out to find Pinkie cleaning up your warzone.

"Oh my god pinkie. What did I just eat?"

>Pinkie:"You ate my newest creation! The pinkie wafflecake butterjam slam."

>the fuck am I gonna get diabetes

"Don't think I ate it. Seemed more like I shoved it in my face till it was gone. How much do I owe you?"

>Pinkie:"Same thing right? three bits. You are the first to try it so you get a discount."

>you pull out three coins from your coin purse and hand them to her.

"Thanks pinkie"

>as you take your leave walking out the store into the sunny day.

>Deciding to hang out near the river and relax you pass the town hall before plopping down near the river

>Conjuring the magical flame near the water it begins to dance around it shifting from the various shapes from before.

>As the flame dances closer to the water it begins to flow up into the shapes before dancing again in its new water form

>conjuring more of the colored flames to dance along you begin guiding each water shape and flame to dance with each other.

>You have become an conductor of these dancing shapes.

>Feeling a strain you let go of the magical shapes watching them dance through the till they reach the last shape, Rarity's cutie mark before exploding into various colors drifting off.

>Feeling happy with the small show you stand up to begin leaving.

>A small group of ponies have stopped behind you to watch.

"Oh hello."

>AJ:"That sure was something Anon. Never seen a light show like that"

>Fluttershy(FS):"That was Amazing"

>Mint colored pony:"Can I see your hands."

>Twi:"That was very impressive Anon."

>Rar:"Breathless."

>Various other ponies left comments before taking their leave.

>Rarity and Fluttershy continued their trip to the spa Applejack back to her stall leaving you and Twilight walking back to the library tree home.

>Twi:"Think I know where to begin with teaching you now."

"Oh? Jealous of the books teaching me?"

>Twi:"No. But this gives us a chance to figure out why you can do magic. Some small tests then I would like to start lessons and see where you end up magic wise."

"Alright not like I have any idea what i'm doing really."

 

>Reaching the library Twilight manages to convince you to drink various liquids and have electricity shot through your body, being poked and prodded by magic can really tire you out.

>Thankfully its dinner time, Devouring the food you pick up a book Twilight set aside.

"How to" The book disappears in a purple flash

>Twilight glares at you

>The familiar magic reside is hovering in front of you, Grabbing it you walk downstairs giving it a squeeze the book reappears in a flash

>Twi:"HEY!"

>A bright flash and Twilight is standing in front of you with a look that could kill.

"Alright alright. I'm done. Mind if I ask a question?" Setting the book down. "Why do you have so many of these books? Public library and all these seem like personal books."

>Her expression changes to one of worry.

"Still on that huh?"

>she slowly nods

"He was a jerk Twilight. you deserve better then him. It was one dinner and he treated you badly in front of Princess Celestia."

>Twi:"I know. Just feel like its my fault."

"How so? If anything I would say he was threatened when you invited him to the castle to meet the Princess and me."

>Twi:"Really think so?"

"Of course! who wouldn't be jealous of me. I'm handsome, I have manners, I lived in the castle. oh yeah and then theres the princess what ever she raises the sun no big deal."

>small giggle fills the room

>Twi:"Shes more then some princess who raises the sun."

"I know. But you put him under a lot of pressure and he cracked. even if you didn't put him under it he would have cracked later.  Hell you told me what he did with Berry punch."

>Twi:"That made it into the news paper. And hes banned from sugercube corner for life."

>Note to self. Never talk sexually to pinkie pie.

>Twi:"How are you so good with all this advice?"

"I'm not. I'm awful"

>Twi:"Then how do you know what to say all the time?"

"Knowing what to say just comes naturally. Plus I would rather have something said then not said at all."

>Twi:"I guess." She peers over at your shelf with various bottles of booze

>One appears near her as she pops the top off. taking a small drink she begins coughing.

>Twi:"Why would you want to drink this"

"Why wouldn't you? living in a world with colored talking ponies where you can use magic. The weather is controlled via pegasi and the sun and moon are raised by this lands rulers. also who doesn't enjoy doing silly things when intoxicated."

>Twi:"But its so ugh"

"don't let it touch your tongue and take a bigger drink."

>You just received the stupidest look from this purple unicorn before her horn glowed with her tongue wrapped in the glow as she takes a drink.

"Clever."

>Twi:"That didn't help at all" as she pants.

>Taking a sizeable swig you set it down.

>Bit of passing the bottle back and and idle conversation Twilight falls off your mattress bursting into giggle fit.

>After pulling her back onto the bed you both drunkenly finish the bottle before passing out.