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>You are Anonymous.
>It feels like your body was just frozen except no cold.
>The smell of cotton candy fills the air as your eyes open slowly.
>The bright light from the sun blinds you.
>Closing them you begin moving parts of your body hearing various pops and cracks.
>God damn am I old now? What happened?
>Feeling around your right hand is pinned by something round, Your gripping it uncontrollably.
>Releasing your hand the objects rolls away landing with thuds growing smaller followed by the object rolling into a wall.
>Opening your eyes its dark out now, Peaking your interest you sit up seeing the moon raising, Must be night now.
>Slowly you sit up your body releasing various cracks and pops with each bone movement.
>The popping is almost relaxing as it feels like you were asleep for years.
>suddenly the sun comes up blinding you again, turning away you see the clothes Rarity used to cheer you up with.
>Standing up was painful but rewarding with each pop, Still a pain in your right leg persisted.
>Limping to the clothes you put them on taking a look in the mirror its all warped but you already know your good looking.
>Oh look its night time.
>Bringing your gaze to the window you stop at your bed...
"Fucking cotton candy pillow?"
>either pinkie pie and the Princess's are pulling a prank or discord happened.
>Looking outside tells you discord happened.
>Clouds are moving fast with cows flying through the air.
>Limping to the window overlooking the city was painful.
>Some houses have been flipped out, storefronts turned into fruit.
>The ground looks slick.
>Some ponies are still trying to go about their day with all this weird shit happening.
>Summoning the fly takes a bit of work but it appears bouncing around almost beaming happiness into your mind.
>A black orb catches your eye near the door, Bending over and grabbing it quickly drains the strength from you.
>Dropping it quickly falling backwards in shock the flame almost faded.
>Attempting to shape the flame into a cane is proving difficult eventually it gives.
>Picking your self up with the cane you open the door
>Putting the cane out first before putting your weight into it causes your arm to fly forward causing you to fall face first out the door.
>Looking at the cane the orb is now attached to it.
"The hell?"
>Trying to shake it off proves useless, its almost shaping into the cane.
>any attempts at changing the cane back are proving useless now, Sighing with defeat the cane is now a voided color black.
>Looking at it almost seems like your looking into endless space.
>Putting thoughts aside as it finishes what ever its doing.
>Another one off discords pranks?
>Its not going past the crystal ball the flame is sitting in giving off heat.
>Pushing yourself up you begin the trek into what ever this place is
>Taking a look around the castle seems mostly untouched.
>wish the same could be said for the town.
>walking into the castle hallways one thing catches you off guard.
>Celesita's and luna's guards are stationed... on the walls.
>Limping through the hall's is painfully slow.
>Most of the castle seems intact, besides the guards being stationed on the walls.
>Passing by the artwork wall of luna and Celestia you notice mustaches drawn onto them or dicks aiming into their mouth.
>You cant help but give a small laugh.
>He may enjoy chaos but at least he tries for a laugh
>your stomach growls causing you to buckle over.
>Standing back up you push onward
>Reaching the kitchen you head in and grab a few apples from a bucket, Most the kitchen is untouched, Besides the faucet shooting out what looks to be purple kool-aid?
>Munching on the apples as you head toward the throne room, hopefully Celestia or luna can explain what happened.
>As your reaching the giant double doors to the throne room you slam into something causing you to fall down.
>Poking at it with the cane shows an invisible wall.
"Fucking discord"
>Standing up you head for the gardens
>Passing through the gardens which are being tended to by live garden gnomes now you reach discords statue...more so where it should be.
>Pausing to look a Statue of Celestia and Luna are present.
"Were these always here?"
>touching Lunas its warm.
>Passing it off as discords bullshit you keep walking to the throne room
>Getting back to the hall way you see the double doors
>Putting your cane forward as you contuine walking you reach the double doors without running into anything this time.
>Pushing them open various guards look to be replaced with stone replicas
"Neat" as you pass by them walking to the middle of the throne room.
>"Anonymous! your awake." a cheerful male voice calls from the throne
>Thats not Celestia... Or luna... or shining armor.
>Looking at the creature sitting on the throne wielding a cup of chocolet milk.
>It has one lions paw and one eagle arm, deer atlur and goat horn on its head, The hind leg of a goat and dragon.
>Discord.
"Fuck"
>"come now thats no way to greet someone you never met" his yellow and red eyes meeting yours.
"Sure it is, Your the asshole who turned my pillow to cotton candy"
>"Oh but cotton candy is delicious!"
"you ruined two perfectly good pillows!"
>"Pfft pillows, who needs those now with time moving so quickly"
>Suddenly its day time outside.
>sighing you pull an apple out and begin munching again.
>"What your not gonna ask what happened or attempt to fight me?"
"Fuck no, I'm tired my leg hurts and I have no idea how long iv been out. Plus I'm not stupid."
>Discord gives a curious look before steping up from the throne.
>"Walk with me human" Tapping on the wall it disappears.
>Neat.
>Limping through its where the Celestia and Luna statues are.
>Where he should be.
>"I'm sure you remember this place?"
"Yes, Where I arrived before cadance saved me, also where I passed out earlier. Also your prison."
>"Good good! your not as stupid as you look. Have to say thank you. If it wasn't for you and your abilities I wouldn't have broken out so soon."
"My abilities?" cocking your head to the side
>"Yes, your ability to drain the magic out of anypony or thing. Surely you have noticed your magic is missing?"
>the flame is still giving off heat which tells you he missed an important detail.
>"And it made it so much easier when that pretty pink princess cadance placed the 'nospell' stone in your hand. I just swooped in and stole your power and took over, Everypony has been having so much fun!" Raising his arms in excitement fireworks go off exploding into candy.
>Neat...
>"so whats with the cane last I checked your not that old. humans dont age super fast do they?"
>Pulling attention back as he gives you a chane to respond
"No my leg is locked up and hurts like hell, How long did you put me out for?"
>He looks at the sunsetting and moon coming up then at a clock which just appeared.
>"Two weeks normally. one year mine."
>thinking on it as you lean agianst princess celestia's statue a warmth is met on your back with also a pull of energy.
>Didn't he say he took my power? is he sure he didn't borrow it?
"so what happened since I was knocked out?"
>His smile rivals pinkies now in excitement
>"All kinds of fun and chaotic things! I used your power to steal the power of the elements and used it agianst the bearers and princesses. The look on their faces are priceless just look at luna's!"
>Luna's face is one of horror, dream and hope shattered horror.
>Drawing power from Celestia's statue the lock on your leg seems to release, being careful not to show it you begin talking
"Still doesn't explain my leg locking up and hurting or how I woke up almost frozen with out cold."
>"Ah yes. I had to overload you with magical energy so the pretty pink princess would rid of it putting you in a coma like stasis, Its rather funny really. Twilight and her friends ditched town to go get the elements when I had them already, And that gray ponie who plays the boring string instruments quickly left the castle."
>"And so here I am waiting for them to return so I can have the element bearers as statues and then slowly creep chaos north."
>Discords gaze flows to Celestia showing soft emotion's.
>"If only she would have taken me as her prince, We would have been king and queen."
>Shocked by this you keep drawing power as you keep the conversation flowing.
"You? a crush on Celestia?"
>A small but sad smile holds onto his face
>"If you could call it that, Celestia and me used to do everything together, So many good times and memories. Then her duties called and my abilities matured"
"Still doesn't explain you and Celestia, She's more of a type to keep balance and order you"
>"Chaos, Disharmony, cotton clouds and chocolate milk. My pranks started small but it ended up going into this love hate relationship, one day she may come back but till then."
>Throwing his arms into the air
>"chaotic fun for everyone! I must be going I'm so glad we could meet, I need to terrorize manehatton now"
>leaning forward you offer your hand to discord
>"Uhh whats that supposed to be?" pointing at it
>this guy serious?
"Umm a hand... ment for a handshake. sign of respect?"
>"Oh yes. Human custom interesting you still remember it"
>His lion paw grasps your hand with a shake
"Good meeting your discord."
>Before pulling away you latch on.
"Oh discord. I'll be taking my abilities and the elements back now"
>Waves of energy and information begin flowing into you, Your flame is attemping to sort through it giving you the gist of what each is.
>all your aiming for is the elements and your powers nothing more.
>Laughing fills the air around you as he attempts to pull away, Suddenly the laughter turns to panicking as hes trying to violently trying to shake his arm loose.
>Finally the rest of your powers are back now the elements.
>your leeching is slowed when discord begins violently tossing you around and into walls and corners.
>Getting despreate he goes to take a bite at you, Swinging your cane you nail him in the eye causing a dragons roar to erupt from him
>the knowledge of the elements flow into you along with a warm blue glow from your cane, Seeing each ponies cutie mark you let go of the hand you land on the marble stone taking off through the royal gardens.
>Taking a look back before you round the corner discords eye is completely missing, blood almost everywhere.
>hes a spirit though can they bleed?
>Pushing idle thoughts aside you begin thinking of twilight,
>a picture appears in your mind of her quickly using any energy stored you teleport, A burning sensation is felt in every cell as you appear in the housebrary.
>Looking down you see the six ponies and fall in the middle of them causes various yells and screams.
>Twi:"Anonymous how did you get here! we were just preparing to go back to the castle"
>An odd feeling is felt in your stomach as you push up onto your hands and knees
>Vision is blurry as you look up seeing the various colored ponies wearing saddle bags.
>Its night time outside now.
>Panting out you begin to talk
"Have *pant* elements *pant* teleport *cough* hard"
>Holding back the feeling of throwing up you gasp for air.
AJ:"Uh Anon. Whats that on ur stick thingy?"
>Pulling your cane into view was maybe a mistake...
"Discords *holding back puke noise* eyeball"
>A collective "Ew is heard as the eyeball dissolves into green goo
Rar:"Anonymous you don't look so good. Your very pale, have you eaten recently?"
>Nodding as you lean back to a sitting position to get a look at everypony.
>Lifting up the canes crystal ball the various marks of the elements dance in it.
"Have elements, Please hurry."
>Twilight gives a questioning looks before gasping
Twi:"How did you get these! where did you get these! how do we get them out?!"
>fluttershy comes into view with a glass of water for you.
>downing the water you sigh.
>A thumping on Twilights door causes the whole room to jump in shock.
??"Anonymous! its time to come out and plaaaay~"
RD:"Is that..."
"Spitfire.."

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>You are Anonymous. 
>It feels like your body was just frozen except no cold.
>The smell of cotton candy fills the air as your eyes open slowly.
>The bright light from the sun blinds you.
>Closing them you begin moving parts of your body hearing various pops and cracks.
>God damn am I old now? What happened?
>Feeling around your right hand is pinned by something round, Your gripping it uncontrollably.
>Releasing your hand the objects rolls away landing with thuds growing smaller followed by the object rolling into a wall.
>Opening your eyes its dark out now, Peaking your interest you sit up seeing the moon raising, Must be night now.
>Slowly you sit up your body releasing various cracks and pops with each bone movement.
>The popping is almost relaxing as it feels like you were asleep for years.
>suddenly the sun comes up blinding you again, turning away you see the clothes Rarity used to cheer you up with.
>Standing up was painful but rewarding with each pop, Still a pain in your right leg persisted.
>Limping to the clothes you put them on taking a look in the mirror its all warped but you already know your good looking.
>Oh look its night time.
>Bringing your gaze to the window you stop at your bed...
"Fucking cotton candy pillow?"
>either pinkie pie and the Princess's are pulling a prank or discord happened.

>Looking outside tells you discord happened.
>Clouds are moving fast with cows flying through the air.
>Limping to the window overlooking the city was painful.
>Some houses have been flipped out, storefronts turned into fruit.
>The ground looks slick.
>Some ponies are still trying to go about their day with all this weird shit happening.
>Summoning the fly takes a bit of work but it appears bouncing around almost beaming happiness into your mind.
>A black orb catches your eye near the door, Bending over and grabbing it quickly drains the strength from you.
>Dropping it quickly falling backwards in shock the flame almost faded.
>Attempting to shape the flame into a cane is proving difficult eventually it gives.
>Picking your self up with the cane you open the door
>Putting the cane out first before putting your weight into it causes your arm to fly forward causing you to fall face first out the door.
>Looking at the cane the orb is now attached to it.
"The hell?"
>Trying to shake it off proves useless, its almost shaping into the cane.
>any attempts at changing the cane back are proving useless now, Sighing with defeat the cane is now a voided color black.
>Looking at it almost seems like your looking into endless space.
>Putting thoughts aside as it finishes what ever its doing.
>Another one off discords pranks?
>Its not going past the crystal ball the flame is sitting in giving off heat.
>Pushing yourself up you begin the trek into what ever this place is
>Taking a look around the castle seems mostly untouched.
>wish the same could be said for the town.

>walking into the castle hallways one thing catches you off guard.
>Celesita's and luna's guards are stationed... on the walls.
>Limping through the hall's is painfully slow.
>Most of the castle seems intact, besides the guards being stationed on the walls.
>Passing by the artwork wall of luna and Celestia you notice mustaches drawn onto them or dicks aiming into their mouth.
>You cant help but give a small laugh.
>He may enjoy chaos but at least he tries for a laugh
>your stomach growls causing you to buckle over.
>Standing back up you push onward
>Reaching the kitchen you head in and grab a few apples from a bucket, Most the kitchen is untouched, Besides the faucet shooting out what looks to be purple kool-aid?
>Munching on the apples as you head toward the throne room, hopefully Celestia or luna can explain what happened.
>As your reaching the giant double doors to the throne room you slam into something causing you to fall down.
>Poking at it with the cane shows an invisible wall.
"Fucking discord"
>Standing up you head for the gardens
>Passing through the gardens which are being tended to by live garden gnomes now you reach discords statue...more so where it should be.
>Pausing to look a Statue of Celestia and Luna are present.
"Were these always here?"
>touching Lunas its warm.
>Passing it off as discords bullshit you keep walking to the throne room

>Getting back to the hall way you see the double doors
>Putting your cane forward as you contuine walking you reach the double doors without running into anything this time.
>Pushing them open various guards look to be replaced with stone replicas 
"Neat" as you pass by them walking to the middle of the throne room.
>"Anonymous! your awake." a cheerful male voice calls from the throne
>Thats not Celestia... Or luna... or shining armor.
>Looking at the creature sitting on the throne wielding a cup of chocolet milk.
>It has one lions paw and one eagle arm, deer atlur and goat horn on its head, The hind leg of a goat and dragon.
>Discord.
"Fuck"
>"come now thats no way to greet someone you never met" his yellow and red eyes meeting yours.
"Sure it is, Your the asshole who turned my pillow to cotton candy"
>"Oh but cotton candy is delicious!"
"you ruined two perfectly good pillows!"
>"Pfft pillows, who needs those now with time moving so quickly"
>Suddenly its day time outside.
>sighing you pull an apple out and begin munching again.
>"What your not gonna ask what happened or attempt to fight me?"
"Fuck no, I'm tired my leg hurts and I have no idea how long iv been out. Plus I'm not stupid."
>Discord gives a curious look before steping up from the throne.
>"Walk with me human" Tapping on the wall it disappears.
>Neat.
>Limping through its where the Celestia and Luna statues are.
>Where he should be.

>"I'm sure you remember this place?"
"Yes, Where I arrived before cadance saved me, also where I passed out earlier. Also your prison."
>"Good good! your not as stupid as you look. Have to say thank you. If it wasn't for you and your abilities I wouldn't have broken out so soon."
"My abilities?" cocking your head to the side
>"Yes, your ability to drain the magic out of anypony or thing. Surely you have noticed your magic is missing?"
>the flame is still giving off heat which tells you he missed an important detail.
>"And it made it so much easier when that pretty pink princess cadance placed the 'nospell' stone in your hand. I just swooped in and stole your power and took over, Everypony has been having so much fun!" Raising his arms in excitement fireworks go off exploding into candy.
>Neat...
>"so whats with the cane last I checked your not that old. humans dont age super fast do they?"
>Pulling attention  back as he gives you a chane to respond
"No my leg is locked up and hurts like hell, How long did you put me out for?"
>He looks at the sunsetting and moon coming up then at a clock which just appeared.
>"Two weeks normally. one year mine."
>thinking on it as you lean agianst princess celestia's statue a warmth is met on your back with also a pull of energy.
>Didn't he say he took my power? is he sure he didn't borrow it?
"so what happened since I was knocked out?"
>His smile rivals pinkies now in excitement
>"All kinds of fun and chaotic things! I used your power to steal the power of the elements and used it agianst the bearers and princesses. The look on their faces are priceless just look at luna's!"
>Luna's face is one of horror, dream and hope shattered horror.
>Drawing power from Celestia's statue the lock on your leg seems to release, being careful not to show it you begin talking

"Still doesn't explain my leg locking up and hurting or how I woke up almost frozen with out cold."
>"Ah yes. I had to overload you with magical energy so the pretty pink princess would rid of it putting you in a coma like stasis, Its rather funny really. Twilight and her friends ditched town to go get the elements when I had them already, And that gray ponie who plays the boring string instruments quickly left the castle."
>"And so here I am waiting for them to return so I can have the element bearers as statues and then slowly creep chaos north."
>Discords gaze flows to Celestia showing soft emotion's. 
>"If only she would have taken me as her prince, We would have been king and queen."
>Shocked by this you keep drawing power as you keep the conversation flowing.
"You? a crush on Celestia?"
>A small but sad smile holds onto his face
>"If you could call it that, Celestia and me used to do everything together, So many good times and memories. Then her duties called and my abilities matured"
"Still doesn't explain you and Celestia, She's more of a type to keep balance and order you"
>"Chaos, Disharmony, cotton clouds and chocolate milk. My pranks started small but it ended up going into this love hate relationship, one day she may come back but till then."
>Throwing his arms into the air
>"chaotic fun for everyone! I must be going I'm so glad we could meet, I need to terrorize manehatton now"
>leaning forward you offer your hand to discord 

>"Uhh whats that supposed to be?" pointing at it
>this guy serious?
"Umm a hand... ment for a handshake. sign of respect?"
>"Oh yes. Human custom interesting you still remember it"
>His lion paw grasps your hand with a shake
"Good meeting your discord."
>Before pulling away you latch on.
"Oh discord. I'll be taking my abilities and the elements back now"
>Waves of energy and information begin flowing into you, Your flame is attemping to sort through it giving you the gist of what each is.
>all your aiming for is the elements and your powers nothing more.
>Laughing fills the air around you as he attempts to pull away, Suddenly the laughter turns to panicking as hes trying to violently trying to shake his arm loose.
>Finally the rest of your powers are back now the elements.
>your leeching is slowed when discord begins violently tossing you around and into walls and corners.
>Getting despreate he goes to take a bite at you, Swinging your cane you nail him in the eye causing a dragons roar to erupt from him
>the knowledge of the elements flow into you along with a warm blue glow from your cane, Seeing each ponies cutie mark you let go of the hand you land on the marble stone taking off through the royal gardens.
>Taking a look back before you round the corner discords eye is completely missing, blood almost everywhere.
>hes a spirit though can they bleed?
>Pushing idle thoughts aside you begin thinking of twilight,
>a picture appears in your mind of her quickly using any energy stored you teleport, A burning sensation is felt in every cell as you appear in the housebrary.
>Looking down you see the six ponies and fall in the middle of them causes various yells and screams.

>Twi:"Anonymous how did you get here! we were just preparing to go back to the castle"
>An odd feeling is felt in your stomach as you push up onto your hands and knees
>Vision is blurry as you look up seeing the various colored ponies wearing saddle bags.
>Its night time outside now.
>Panting out you begin to talk
"Have *pant* elements *pant* teleport *cough* hard"
>Holding back the feeling of throwing up you gasp for air.
AJ:"Uh Anon. Whats that on ur stick thingy?"
>Pulling your cane into view was maybe a mistake...
"Discords *holding back puke noise* eyeball"
>A collective "Ew is heard as the eyeball dissolves into green goo
Rar:"Anonymous you don't look so good. Your very pale, have you eaten recently?"
>Nodding as you lean back to a sitting position to get a look at everypony.
>Lifting up the canes crystal ball the various marks of the elements dance in it.
"Have elements, Please hurry."
>Twilight gives a questioning looks before gasping
Twi:"How did you get these! where did you get these! how do we get them out?!"
>fluttershy comes into view with a glass of water for you.
>downing the water you sigh.
>A thumping on Twilights door causes the whole room to jump in shock.
??"Anonymous! its time to come out and plaaaay~"
RD:"Is that..."
"Spitfire.."

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