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I'm leaving This up because its how to not write a story and the importance of a proof reader.

 

Its also not in greentext

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its been four years since your arrival to Equestria. Having little memory of home when you landed face first in front of Princess Celestia. After various questions, tests, and mind probing they saw it fit to accept you as one of their own. While you may not being a pony you accepted the offer as it was better than staying in a damp cell. Thankfully you spoke the same language as them. But still had to learn to read and write so took to school to learn history. While history was barely learned you found out you can do magic and see remains of spells casted. While less trained in it then most unicorns You still enjoyed the usefulness of levitation.

 

 

 

Lacking the memories of most of your childhood and maybe teenage years and name and age, Princess celestia has seen to offer you a job and place to live to attempt living in pony society. Also to be poked and prodded some more by her "faithful student". Also seems the events of the recent wedding has calmed down. Which you missed because levitating various items is fun. Also because Celestia and Luna wanted to hide you from most of Canterlot. Thankfully Twilight and you have met before so the awkward questions are out of the way. You remember meeting a few of her friends when they came to some Gala.

 

 

 

>??: "You ready?"

 

"Huh? oh yeah I got everything."

 

>??: "Lets go then don't need to be tardy"

 

"Right right"

 

 

 

Twilight had come to escort you to your new home, work and study. Ponyville library. While it's not a real job this gives you time to insert your self into a small town. Celestia is also paying you to basically live and learn magic... and something along the lines of friendship but you didn't hear that part she mumbled it.

 

The purple unicorn with striped pink through her mane has always been a good friend when she came to visit. You became best of friends being pen pals till Celestia let her visit more often.

 

 

 

Following Twilight saying good-bye to everyone you pass. Guards, Twilights brother Shining Armor. Even Luna stayed up to say goodbye. While she does not consider you a friend she does not consider you a disgusting hairless ape like creature who should be banished immediately.

 

 

 

Wearing a colorful robe mainly because trying to explain pants to ponies is the hardest thing to do so opting for the next best thing. "I am cold I require something to keep me warm." so a series of robes were crafted and brought to you by a random seamstress who Princess would not tell you. Getting shoes was even harder... thankfully you still had yours when you arrived.

 

 

 

>Twilight (twi) :"Just a saddle bag and suitcase?"

 

"Backpack. and yes I don't own many objects you know this."

 

 

 

>Checking your pockets for your train tickets handing Twilight hers.

 

"First time I get to leave the castle let alone Canterlot. Pretty exciting."

 

>Twi: "I bet. You excited for you're welcome to ponyville party?"

 

"Of course! as long as pinkie pie doesn't shoot me with her party cannon again."

 

>shuddering in thought of when it first hit you.

 

>The glitter was the worse.

 

>How it got on the ceiling we will never know.

 

climbing onto the train and taking your seats. first class not bad don't have to worry about so many ponies causing a problem or asking you questions.

 

>The train ride is pretty quiet small chat about how the others are doing pops up but is silenced with 'fine' or what they told you when you first met them.

 

 

 

A voice flows through the train "next stop ponyville" The train begins to slow with a loud screech slowing to stop. gathering your bags while helping Twilight with her saddlebag both of you hop off the train. various ponies even a griffon load up onto the train or get off.

 

A white marshmallow pony with purple mane and tail standing near a small purple and green lizard like thing catch your attention

 

 

>??"Twilight! Anonymous! Welcome to ponyville Anonymous"

"Rarity. Please Anon is fine. Good to see you again"

>Twi: "Anon this is spike. My assistant.

>Kneeling down so you're not towering over him offering a hand

"Hey there hows it going?"

>He takes your hand has his stomach growls as he gives off a small laugh

>Spike: "Hungry. Rarity wont let me eat her rubies."

>You feel your robe being poked and prodded noticing Rarity is inspecting it.

"Rarity. It's the same robe I was in when Pinkie shot me with the party cannon..."

>Rar: "I know darling Just gives inspiration when seeing your kind wearing clothing."

"I'm the only one of my kind"

>Rar: "why it gives me inspiration"

"touché. Gonna give me a tour of ponyville or keep grabbing my ass?"

>Rarity turns a bright shade of pink as she backs away. Spike seems taken back by this. Twilight is just giggling to her self as you laugh.

"Please. I'm excited for this party pinkie is throwing me. I have heard so much about them from Twilight and Celestia."

Rarity composes her self before leading the way. Walking through the town Twilight and Rarity point out various buildings. Sugercube corner is where pinkie works and lives along with the cakes. A fancy diner by the looks of the place that Rarity wants to visit. few shops here and there. Small market place. town hall eventually leading you to a giant tree. With doors and windows in it.

>Neat.

 

>Twi: "And this is where you will be living, Working, and learning.

Twilight motions you in first to check the place out. Its dark inside even with the windows. Wait a minute. Wheres my pinkie party

>???: "SURPRISE"

>So many colorful ponies, streamers and confetti everywhere. pinkies party cannon is loaded and pointing right at you. party cannon?

>A loud boom is heard as the cannon fires a confetti streamer death ball nailing you in the face sending you backward blacking out.