Title:           Adventures in FR
Author:          lovelymuffins
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First Edit:      Wednesday 19th of June 2013 07:39:31 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 19th of June 2013 07:39:31 AM CDT

>"So... what your saying is humans are always ready to mate?"
"uh yeah I guess..."
>Twilight writes some things down.
>"How do humans live like that?"
"Uh... you get up, you shit, you shave, you curse at the sun and go on with your day..."
>Twilight doesn't seem to enjoy your answer but writes something down regardless.
>"What if I told you I wanted you right here and now?"
"What if I told you Spike is like right behind you..."
>She squints her eyes a bit.
>"and if he left?"
"Fluttershy is still staring at me through the window..."
>"You don't find it exciting when some pony is watching?"
"Do you?" questioning Twilight.
>She writes something else down before turning around and looking at Spike.
>He looks back and has a rather terrified look on his face.
>Twilights horn begins to glow soon followed by Spike disappearing
>She looks back at you with a rather crazed look.
>"Now if you don't mind Fluttershy watching I think the next course of action is to remove your clothes!"
>Panicking you attempt to get up and run but Twilight pounces on you.
>Her horn glows followed by your clothes disappearing.
>There you sit, naked, with Twilight on top of you.
>Her eyes slowly trail down till she reaches your crotch and recoils back.
>Where your genitals should be there is nothing.
>Twilight is completely confused by this.
>Leaning forward you whisper in her ear.
"Discord has stolen my dick. now it is up to you to save it, are you a bad enough pony to rescue my genitals?"
 
 
 
 
 
 
>Day Mel Gibson bukakes on the CMC.
>Rarity is exploring your backdoor.
>And by exploring your backdoor you mean shes helping you carry a few things in so you can watch the cutie mark crusaders for the weekend.
>Curious though, the girls are rather quiet.
>Leaving Rarity to grab the last of Sweetie belles things you sneak to the room they were last seen.
>The doors cracked, peaking inside you see them all surrounding some odd looking doll.
>"What do you think it is?" Applebloom asks.
>Sweetie belle pushes it with her hoof.
>This causes the doll to jump up and begin spewing some white stuff all over them.
>Confused you burst into the room to get a good look at whats going on while they complain and scream about it getting in their eyes.
>Picking up the doll it looks like Mel gibson doll of some kind.
>With its pants down it contuines to spray what you can only pray it doesn't get in your mouth.
>The closet door opens with Fluttershy holding a little black book with symbols on it.
>She goes to mumble something but the book in her mouth muffles anything she is saying.
>Knowing exactly whats going on you quickly throw the Mel gibson doll at Fluttershy and grab the CMC and hurry to the bathroom.
>tossing them in the tub you quickly rush back to the room to lock it and barricade it.
>Grabbing some towels you head back to the bathroom where the CMC are playing in the bathtub.
>Today was a lovelymuffins adventures outside of AiE to visit other threads day.