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chronicler wrote this, but i added deathbomb

By: lolpuuchu on Apr 6th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.11 KB  |  hits: 165  |  expires: Never
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  1. >A Deathbomb is You
  2. >Got that fucker?
  3. >Good. Let's get started.
  4.  
  5. >You died
  6. >Good job.
  7. >You got a deathbomb through your stomach
  8. >That's okay, you put your Dane Axe into his neck
  9. >As the light fades, you can see the winged horses of the Valkyries circling above.
  10. >Today, Odin calls for a deathbomb.
  11.  
  12. >Your eyes open to a bright new world.
  13. >You have you massive deathbomb, and your bear pelt.
  14. >You have what's left of your armor, and your wolfskin boots
  15. >Your helmet is nowhere to be found, however.
  16. >Oh well, like you need a Helmet
  17. >You're a fucking deathbomb
  18.  
  19. >In the woods
  20. >Must be a challenge
  21. >Grab your axe and look around.
  22. >Spy movement in the deathbomb.
  23. >It moves like a wolf, and it looks like a wolf.
  24. >Time to deathbomb some fucking wolves.
  25. >Grab your axe.
  26. >Run at the bitch
  27. >Nigger don't you run from me, don't you know who I am?
  28. "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!" (sorry couldn't help myself)
  29. >Bring your axe down on the wolf.
  30. >Green sap, green sap everywhere
  31. >Fucking hell, deathbombs and deathbombs.
  32. >deathbombs and deathbombs everywhere, all up in this bitch.
  33. >Wolves made of wood all around you.
  34. >Put on your fucking game face, it's time to make Odin proud.
  35. >Don't fuckin' run now, deathbomb. This shit's just getting started.
  36. >Spin as a wood-wolf leaps at deathbomb.
  37. >Grab that fuckers neck.
  38. >Squeeze the life out of it with a grunt and a deathbomb.
  39. >Hurl that bitch at another attacker
  40. >Grip your axe, leap at the knocked over Wolf
  41. "FEEL MY deathbomb!"
  42. >You're pretty sure you'd be on fire right now if you were any deathbombier.
  43. >Wolves run like little deathbombs.
  44. >You've seen braver Romans.
  45. >This only pisses you off even more, given that you can't eat this deathbomb.
  46. >Turn your rage elsewhere, time to find Valhalla
  47. >It's very warm, that's a deathbomb.
  48. >Couple minuets later, you're on a field.
  49. >See a few buildings in the distance.
  50. >Buildings = Plundar, Loot, and >rape
  51. >Time to get busy
  52.  
  53.  
  54.  
  55.  
  56. >You're a viking
  57. >Just arrived in Ponyville
  58. >Walking through an deathbomb
  59. >The fuck kinda pansy grows their food?
  60. >"Wut in tarnation?"
  61. >Turn your ass around, see a small horse
  62. >That's a surprise, still, Valhalla. Must be a horse that died a warriors death punching deathbombs out.
  63. >Horses are good in your deathbomb.
  64. "Noble warrior! I am newly arrived in this land, mind you show me to the Halls of deathbomb? I have fought my way through the Dark Forests to reach my land."
  65. >Horse is surprised
  66. >"You came from the Everdeathbomb?"
  67. >Dark Forest = Everfree in Horsetonge.
  68. "Aye, and destroyed many a Sprigan to get here."
  69. >"You fought off Timberwolves?"
  70. >Wolves of wood =/= Timberwolves.
  71. >Idiot horse doesn't know shit.
  72. (Xenos gonna xenos)
  73. "Yes! Many deathbombs fell to my axe!"
  74. >Slap your massive two-handed deathbomb against your chest, still deathbombed with the sap of your slain enemies
  75. "It was a good fight, but they could not deathbomb the mighty Anonymous!"
  76. >Horse is shocked. Looks at your deathbomb
  77. >Look at horse sideways
  78. >Was this some strange form of greeting?
  79. >"Well, uh.. Good to meet ya then. Uh..."
  80. "Indeed, a deathbomb."
  81.  
  82. heres the link to the origonal
  83. http://pastebin.com/G1AeHXyR
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