Title:           Fetishy post #1
Author:          lolpuuchu
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/uhM7xFFS
First Edit:      Thursday 22nd of March 2012 12:38:05 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 22nd of March 2012 12:38:05 AM CDT

My first attempt at Fetishy
 
>you are getting ready to sleep because you've had a very tiring day.
 
>all of those excited looks you get from mares and failed rape attempts have finally begun to take their toll.
 
>You decide that in order to gain some sliver of peace you might as well give in to the ponies.
 
>In fact, you are wondering why you hadn't of done this sooner, considering how much of a Man Whore you were back on Earth.
 
> And as if Celestia was reading your thoughts, you hear a knock on your door.
 
"Well" you say to yourself "might as well give her what she wants."
 
> as you open the door you are surprised to see Fluttershy instead of Applejack
>on a ladder
>with her plot eye level to you.
 
>As if this sight was not enough for you to reflect upon past instances of scat and gas, you notice a prominent blood blister on her anus. You had known of her suffering from a hemorrhoid, but had no idea it was this bad.
 
>"An-anon. i couldn't help but notice you were paying attention to my flank recently, s-so i was wondering. Are Hemorrhoids your fetish?"
 
>Now you remember why you've held your ground for so long.
> And on that note you shove a substantially large suppository up her ass and slowly close the door on her as she screams in unimaginable pain.
 
>you slept better than you remember sleeping ever before.
 
THE END