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A skype story chat 99% deathbomb free

By: lolpuuchu on Apr 8th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 10.24 KB  |  hits: 149  |  expires: Never
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  1. [8:33:19 AM] The Duke: What's that Skippy?
  2. [8:33:27 AM] The Duke: Someone just robbed a bank
  3. [8:33:36 AM] The Duke: Shit, are ya gunna stop him
  4. [8:33:45 AM] The Duke: Good Skippy
  5. [8:34:47 AM] The Duke: But since you are americans, you wont get the reference.
  6. [8:34:51 AM] The Duke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpASbAO5LX4
  7. [8:35:12 AM] The Duke: this is a parody of an australian TV show, Like Lassie
  8. [8:37:11 AM] Lightning of the Cosmos: lol how old is it?
  9. [8:37:24 AM] The Duke: 15 years
  10. [8:38:02 AM] The Duke: they did one of flipper too. he chased after bank robbers in a car
  11. [9:18:04 AM] skippy the moon rock: aight
  12. [9:18:04 AM] skippy the moon rock: off to work
  13. [9:20:27 AM] The Duke: Aight, see ya Skippy. Go disarm a bomb or something
  14. [9:31:58 AM] john cantrell: ok guys im behind for once
  15. [9:32:15 AM] john cantrell: whats the newest thread?
  16. [9:32:57 AM] Anon Alighieri: >go on /v/
  17. [9:33:13 AM] Anon Alighieri: >make post: MASS EFFECT 3 ENDING BAD? ITS TOO DEEP FOR YOU!!
  18. [9:33:37 AM] The Duke: https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/1119201
  19. [9:34:48 AM] john cantrell: anyone know how to contact rope?
  20. [9:35:05 AM] The Duke: tinychat?
  21. [9:35:22 AM] john cantrell: shit i forgot about that thing
  22. [9:35:50 AM] The Duke: dw black mage is only there
  23. [9:36:11 AM] john cantrell: does dw=deathbomb?
  24. [9:36:21 AM] john cantrell: sorry i had to do it
  25. [9:36:32 AM] john cantrell: what does dw mean
  26. [9:36:34 AM] john cantrell: ?
  27. [9:37:14 AM] The Duke: Dont---- WATCHOUTFORTHEFUCKINGDEATHBOMB
  28. [9:37:31 AM] The Duke: I had to do it too
  29. [9:37:47 AM] The Duke: Dw means Don't worry, be happy
  30. [9:37:52 AM] john cantrell: ok
  31. [9:38:12 AM] john cantrell: i'll have to use that later if u dont mind
  32. [9:38:36 AM] The Duke: NW
  33. [9:38:53 AM] john cantrell: did leucine do anymore anon x trixie or what?
  34. [9:39:10 AM] john cantrell: nw=new wanker
  35. [9:39:26 AM] john cantrell: hes a nw to this sport
  36. [9:39:28 AM] The Duke: No worries
  37. [9:39:39 AM] The Duke: (facepalm)
  38. [9:39:53 AM] The Duke: Im Australian, its wat we say
  39. [9:40:02 AM] The Duke: and IDK if he did
  40. [9:40:17 AM] john cantrell: lol i had no idea these had face palms lawl
  41. [9:40:23 AM] john cantrell: and ok thanks
  42. [9:40:48 AM] john cantrell: and i had a slight suspicion when u posted the video of skippy
  43. [9:41:14 AM] john cantrell: i honestly thought that it was a dolphin u were talking about
  44. [9:41:29 AM] The Duke: Whats that Skip? you want to sacrifice a virgin to the blood god ?
  45. [9:41:35 AM] The Duke: Nah, that's flipper
  46. [9:41:58 AM] john cantrell: so flipper one?
  47. [9:42:05 AM] john cantrell: you has it?
  48. [9:45:44 AM] The Duke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43IYwO6a_DA
  49. [9:46:01 AM] The Duke: its at 2:47, but if you wanna watch it all its funny
  50. [9:52:15 AM] john cantrell: ok lets do this
  51. [9:52:48 AM] The Duke: Okay *bends over, lowering pants*
  52. [9:53:14 AM] Dakota Burns G: what is this?
  53. [9:53:29 AM | Edited 9:53:59 AM] The Duke: You know what. You've caught me doing worse
  54. [9:53:46 AM] Dakota Burns G: well okay
  55. [9:54:21 AM] The Duke: Really, you have caught me doing worse
  56. [9:54:36 AM] Dakota Burns G: I guess
  57. [9:54:43 AM] john cantrell: i like the one where she gets high
  58. [9:54:52 AM] The Duke: lol yeah
  59. [9:55:06 AM] The Duke: Pixie ann Jamacan
  60. [9:56:27 AM] john cantrell:  *were having this conversation with the duke still pantless and bentover while i am wearing a tutu with a swan's head and neck sticking out were a penis would be*
  61. [9:57:01 AM] The Duke: Really, this isn't the worst part of this chat
  62. [9:57:43 AM] Dakota Burns G: there is worse
  63. [10:00:12 AM] john cantrell: *the swan's head is now beginning to cough and hack and cursing at being turned into a dress, all the while the wearer of said dress is applying condiments to his back in what he hopes is a picture of the apollo 13*
  64. [10:00:37 AM] The Duke: 2 words, Dragon Dildo
  65. [10:02:09 AM] john cantrell: *the swan in an epileptic fit begins throwing up dragon dildos while the wearer rapes hawkeye... with the swan's head as it is throwing up more dragon dildo's*
  66. [10:02:22 AM] john cantrell: im pretty sure i got it that time
  67. [10:02:32 AM] john cantrell: oh wait
  68. [10:02:41 AM] john cantrell: im missing the vital ingredient
  69. [10:02:43 AM] Dakota Burns G: WHAT!
  70. [10:02:46 AM] john cantrell: chemical x
  71. [10:02:50 AM] Dakota Burns G: WHAT!
  72. [10:02:58 AM] john cantrell: therefore creating!
  73. [10:02:58 AM] The Duke: LOL
  74. [10:03:02 AM] john cantrell: a deathbomb
  75. [10:03:06 AM] Dakota Burns G: HAWKEYE DOES NOT GET RAPED
  76. [10:03:13 AM] The Duke: Screw
  77. [10:03:14 AM] The Duke:  it
  78. [10:03:25 AM] The Duke: WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR
  79. [10:03:26 AM | Edited 10:03:34 AM] Dakota Burns G: I was not in the mood for this but someone has forced my hand!
  80. [10:03:47 AM] The Duke: The entire scene with the swan has been deleted from time
  81. [10:04:09 AM] john cantrell: *all the while hawkeye is enjoying himself by masaaging his deathbomb
  82. [10:04:11 AM] The Duke: IT.NEVER.HAPPENED.
  83. [10:04:31 AM] Dakota Burns G: ^fine it never happened
  84. [10:04:47 AM] john cantrell: this keeps going on for hours and hours until
  85. [10:04:50 AM] The Duke: SO SAYS THE LORD OF THE TIME LORD
  86. [10:05:01 AM] john cantrell: BOOMSHAKALAKA
  87. [10:05:13 AM] The Duke: the fury of a time lord is one you do not want to mess with
  88. [10:05:32 AM] john cantrell: RAPEMAN: i'm sorry doctor but such a beatiful rape scene i cant have you stop.
  89. [10:06:02 AM] john cantrell: or im gonna have to leave you with a milky bootyhole
  90. [10:06:07 AM] john cantrell: .
  91. [10:06:21 AM] The Duke: Master: I will stop you, and stop thinking I am that prissy Doctor. I have no mercy!
  92. [10:06:47 AM] The Duke: The Duke never specified WHICH time lord he owned
  93. [10:07:14 AM] john cantrell: *the master finds himself suddenly bent over, pantless with a grining hawkeye standing over him*
  94. [10:07:29 AM] Dakota Burns G: GET HAWKEYE OUT OF THIS
  95. [10:07:35 AM] The Duke: WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR
  96. [10:07:37 AM] john cantrell: *who is still being raped by the man in a swan tutu*
  97. [10:08:17 AM] The Duke: Rapeman is dead for good. no coming back at all, no more rape from anyone or thing past present or future in all known and unknown universes
  98. [10:08:19 AM] john cantrell: RAPEMAN:it's dangalang time *he destroys the tardis with his mighty dick*
  99. [10:08:37 AM] john cantrell: You cant stop rape
  100. [10:08:45 AM] The Duke: Pretty much covers it
  101. [10:08:53 AM] The Duke: Oh but I can
  102. [10:09:04 AM] john cantrell: in soviet russia rape stops time
  103. [10:09:15 AM] The Duke: Master: GIVE ME MORE RAPEMAN! MORE MORE MORE!
  104. [10:09:29 AM] The Duke: Its not rape, its consensual
  105. [10:09:34 AM] The Duke: its has to stop
  106. [10:09:49 AM] john cantrell: Rapeman:yeah but consensual becomes rape
  107. [10:09:52 AM] john cantrell: ergo
  108. [10:09:58 AM | Edited 10:10:07 AM] john cantrell: your gonna smell these balls
  109. [10:10:03 AM] The Duke: how does consensual become rape
  110. [10:10:16 AM] john cantrell: it's soviet russia
  111. [10:10:34 AM] The Duke: Master: I CALL IN STRELNIKOV
  112. [10:10:43 AM] The Duke: ZAKTNEESH SUKA BLYAT
  113. [10:10:50 AM] john cantrell: if rape becomes consensual and consensual becomes rape
  114. [10:10:56 AM] The Duke: GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY RAPE MANS
  115. [10:11:09 AM] The Duke: STRELNIKOV RULE NOW
  116. [10:11:22 AM | Edited 10:11:29 AM] The Duke: *Rapeman is raped by strelnikov*
  117. [10:11:55 AM] john cantrell: then rape and consensual merge, making
  118. [10:11:59 AM] john cantrell: sensual rape
  119. [10:12:30 AM] The Duke: prosensual and consensual equals sensual.....it makes sense
  120. [10:12:32 AM] john cantrell: RAPEMAN:you cant rape the willing
  121. [10:12:49 AM] john cantrell: i will never let me rapeman be raped
  122. [10:12:51 AM] The Duke: Strelnikov: Ok I fuck the willings
  123. [10:13:08 AM] The Duke: with broken glass in the ass
  124. [10:13:13 AM] john cantrell: RAPEMAN:here's your payment.
  125. [10:13:25 AM | Edited 10:13:31 AM] The Duke: *rapeman is anally violated with broken glass*
  126. [10:13:30 AM] john cantrell: *a bottle of vodka*
  127. [10:13:42 AM] john cantrell: let me fix that for you
  128. [10:13:43 AM] The Duke: *strelnikov sips and spits*
  129. [10:14:09 AM] john cantrell: *rapeman is anally PLEASED with broken glass*
  130. [10:14:10 AM] The Duke: this is swedish vodka. it is cat piss you sansuka!!!
  131. [10:14:32 AM] The Duke: Get out of strelnikov sight
  132. [10:14:36 AM] john cantrell: Rapeman:bitch! i cant read ur shit
  133. [10:14:53 AM] The Duke: before I use Anuka on you
  134. [10:15:02 AM] The Duke: Sansuka= son of a bitch
  135. [10:15:14 AM] The Duke: suka is bitch
  136. [10:17:19 AM] john cantrell: RAPEMAN: see it'sthis DUKE fella that messed it up. you would of had russian vodka if not for him
  137.  
  138. Strelnikov: IT'S HOW U SAY...TIME OF DANGALANGAGE ON THIS DUKE PERSON?
  139.  
  140. RAPEMAN: close enough
  141. [10:17:52 AM] john cantrell: *then the duke is eifel towered by both rapeman and STRELNIKOV
  142. [10:18:01 AM] The Duke: Go ahead and try it suka
  143. [10:18:13 AM] john cantrell: *
  144. [10:18:18 AM] john cantrell: it happened
  145. [10:18:25 AM] john cantrell: let me make it official
  146. [10:18:32 AM] john cantrell: *it happened*
  147. [10:18:34 AM] Strelnikov: not before i became strelnikov
  148. [10:18:51 AM | Edited 10:19:00 AM] Strelnikov: *not before I became strelnikov*
  149. [10:19:13 AM] john cantrell: (ow didya change ur name?)
  150. [10:19:36 AM] Strelnikov: Suka I AM STRELNIKOV
  151. [10:19:58 AM | Edited 10:20:11 AM] john cantrell: *nd then STRELNIKOV DID SOME INCEPTION SHIT TO WHERE HE WAS EIFELTOWERED BY RAPEMAN AND STRELNIKOV*
  152. [10:20:08 AM] Strelnikov: (click on your name at the top left, click profile and click your name next to picture)
  153. [10:20:42 AM] Strelnikov: *STRELNIKOV AND STRELNIKOV EIFFEL TOWER RAPEMAN*
  154. [10:20:57 AM | Edited 10:21:12 AM] Strelnikov: *STRELNIKOVS HIGH FIVE WITH VODKA*
  155. [10:21:21 AM] Lolpuuchu: *rapeman high fives as well*
  156. [10:21:34 AM] Strelnikov: Many vodka to be had
  157. [10:21:46 AM] Lolpuuchu: *with vodka brewed by Jesus, Buddha, and Ghandi*
  158. [10:22:02 AM] Strelnikov: Et stalin. Oh Great Stalin
  159. [10:22:13 AM] RnR66: Strelinikov?
  160. [10:22:25 AM] Strelnikov: Strelnikov wants to know when picture is ready
  161. [10:22:26 AM] Strelnikov: Yes
  162. [10:22:50 AM] Lolpuuchu: look at dhat history
  163. [10:22:52 AM] RnR66: Oh its Duke
  164. [10:23:01 AM] RnR66: TOO MUCH CHAT HISTORY
  165. [10:23:06 AM] Strelnikov: I once was Duke, Now I am great STRELNIKOV
  166. [10:23:12 AM] Lolpuuchu: recent chat history
  167. [10:23:24 AM | Edited 10:23:37 AM] RnR66: Fuck...Duke drank 2.0 amount of Vodka didn't he?
  168. [10:23:36 AM] Strelnikov: Lotta rapeman, lotta strelnikov, lotta rape and vodka
  169. [10:23:52 AM] Strelnikov: Da, Vodku is best ku
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