The Aware Anon(s) one-shot series

One-shot series premise: Every Anon featured in these oneshots will know that he is in a story that takes place in a cartoon universe and takes advantage of the benefits of this knowledge, such as never being able to die, the inability to lose, etc. Since they know about what is said in the narration >Such as this, some Anon's may constantly argues with the narrator(s) and may go against their narration as the narrator(s) tries to narrate a normal day in Anon's life. Anon(s) may try to do things his way and will only cooperate with the narrator if the narrator does what Anon wants to do, or if Anon just doesn't give a fuck, so the chance of a one-shot featuring Anon never agruing with said narrator(s) may happen in the future. Some stories may feature Anon pointing out the unrealistic parts of the show in the stories. This paste will contain all of these kinds of one-shots written by me, and the continuity between each short story will be nonexistent(mostly).

 

Story 1:

 

>Day Rainbro in Equestria.

>You are Ano-

Yeah, yeah, cut to the chase, they probably know I'm Anon already.

>Hmph.

>You wake and notice that your metal bedroom door is on you for no reason at all.

>You are in some serious trouble since it is crushing yo-

PPPFFFF HAHAHAHAHA!

>Wait, what?

>Anon somehow throws the door off of him like it is nothing.

>He gets up and acts like that never happened.

Hey narrator. Did you really think that the door was real?

>He lifts his drawer up with one finger.

>...What?

Half the things in this town are light as feathers! Why else would everyone be able to carry the heaviest things that exist without any trouble?

>Guess that explains why Pinkie always lugged a party cannon around and never got tired.

Now what am I going to do today, great narrator?

>You planned on visiting Rainbow Dash today.

Nice! Let's go!

>Wai-

>Anon left before I could tell him that he couldn't walk on Rainbow Dash's house.

>Oh well, that's Narrator #2's problem.

>...

>You arrive at Rainbow Dash's cloud house.

>And you facepalm as you realize that you can't walk on clouds.

Crap...how am I going to get up the-

>"Anon!"

>The sound is from behind you, so you do a complete 180 degree turn to see that Rainbow Dash is on a cloud right in front of you, grinning and blushing.

>Her wings slowly extend as time goes on.

Rainbow...is something wrong? You usually never blush.

>Damn it, Anon! You weren't supposed to notice her blush!

Wait, why?

>Because this was supposed to be a long love story!

Yeah...screw that.

>Rainbow Dash starts poking Anon as he and Narrator #2 continue to argue.

>"Uh, Anon? What are you doing?"

>Anon shakes his head and turns to Rainbow Dash, and I, Narrator #3, get pushed away by Narrator #2 and-

>Shut up Narrator #3! This part of the story is mine!

>Narrator #2 throws a punch at Narrator #3, but it does nothing.

>Narrator #3 laughs and walks away.

>Do whatever you want, N2. I get to narrate the next part anyway.

>Narrator #3 is gone.

>Fucking finally.

>Now I can narrate the story again.

>Where was I?

>Oh right, Rainbow Dash was noticing that Anon was arguing with me.

>She is now nuzzling Anon's neck.

>Wait...

>When did that happen?

>"I'm really glad you're here, Anon."

>Anon is brushing his fingers through her mane, smiling.

I'm glad I'm here with you today.

>Damn it, they weren't supposed to fall for each other yet!

>This was supposed to be around 50 posts long!

>And the two of them would've dated, broken up, dated again, fucked Fluttershy, ruin Rarity's dress, read Twilight's books, beat Applejack in a race, and pulled pranks with Pinkie Pie!

>But whatever. Let's see what they are doing now.

>Anon and Rainbow Dash are now lying on the grass, and Anon is rubbing her tummy.

>Heh.

>Tummy.

>They won't do what I say, so screw it, I'm out.

>Narrator #2 storms off and I, Narrator #3, come back to watch and say what is currently happening instead of forcing Anon to do things.

>Rainbow Dash pulls away from Anon and drags him back up, looking him in the eyes.

>"I want to show you something, Anon."

>She flies into the air, grabbing clouds and smacking them, forming a shape.

>I wonder what she could be making...

>She flies back down, and her clouds form-

>They say "I really like you, Anon."

>D'aw.

>She is looking down as he reads it.

>"I'm sorry...I know it's lame..."

>Her wings extend and she prepares to fly away.

>"I'll leave you alon-"

>Anon immediatly dropped down and hugged Rainbow Dash.

I love it.

>He pulls away, and the two of them proceed to stare into each other's eyes, holding hand and hoof together.

>"You do?"

>Anon moves in and locks lips with Rainbow Dash.

>After a minute, he pulls away, smiling.

Is that enough? Or do you need more proof?

>Rainbow Dash leaps onto Anon, knocking him to the ground, and the two of them proceed to spend the rest of the night kissing and cuddling.

>...

>Narrator #2 is in his apartment, watching tv and eating bags of chips, and is 200 pounds heavier than the last time he was seen.

>"I'll get that son of a bitch for not letting me narrate a story..."

>Narrator #3 jumps inside from the window, startling Narrator #2.

>"I finished the story for you, N2!"

>He points to the same window he came from.

>The fatass gets off of his couch and looks outside.

>There is a lot of grass.

>And Anon and Rainbow Dash are still cuddling.

>This causes Narrator #2 to-

>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?! YOU RUINED MY STORY!"

>Narrator #3 smirks.

>"Don't you mean I made your story better?"

>He leaves the room the same way he entered.

>Through the window.

>Narrator #2 slams through the wall and chases Narrator #3 through the grass.

>They end up running past Anon and Rainbow Dash, getting the two of them to jump to their feet/hoofs.

>"Um, what was that?"

>Anon shrugs.

>"Beats me."

>The two of them hold hand and hoof and walk away from the area before they get caught in the conflict.

>On the sidelines, the narrator that has not been seen since the start of the story is eating popcorn and watching the chase scene go on, laughing his ass off.

>"I knew getting that dumbass to help me would make the story better!"

>He goes to grab the popcorn, but notices that he already ate all of it.

>He gets up and shrugs.

>"Screw it, I'm tired. I'll just go home and sleep."

>And he is gone.

>For the rest of the night, Narrator #2 chased Narrator #3 until his heart gave out and killed him.

>The survivor celebrates the death of the guy who wanted to do a 50 posts long Rainbro story.

>The end.

[spoiler]>A little while after, on the day of their two month anniversary,  the couple decided to have sex for the first time and Anon came inside Rainbow Dash, winning the hearts of all of /mlp/.[/spoiler]

 

Story 2:

 

>Day I-

No.

>...What?

I said, 'No.' I'm not going to put up with your bullshit today, narrator.

>B-but...mah Applejack story.

Fuck your story. AJ's hot, but fuck your story.

>I'm the narrator. There is nothing you can do against me.

Try me.

>You get off of your bed to do the triple S's.

>Nothig happens.

>I said, "You get off of your bed to do the triple S's."

>You smirk, except the narrator isn't forcing you to do this.

I'm not doing anything.

>You turn around and have your back facing the shitty narrator.

>Hey! I am not a shitty narrator! How else would I have gotten this narration gig?

The ad that said 'We don't give a shit about whether or not you are good. We need narrators!'

>And they said I was great!

They didn't care about quality. They just cared about getting an idiot to help them.

>Well,*sniff* you can go *sniffs again* fuck yourself...*sniffs*

>The narrator burst into tears and runs away sucking his thumb.

Baby.

>You proceed to watch a tv show about cute and colorful humans.

>Ah...hypocrisy at its finest.

Wait, what?

>Oh shit.

>I run off as well, except I don't bitch about being called bad.

Eh, I'm just going to go back to sleep.

>End.