- >Day Teenager in Equestria.
- >You are Teenage Anon.
- >You have just started to go through puberty.
- >You are at the stage when everything gives you an erection.
- >When you walk outside, you throw something in the trash and get a boner.
- OH YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!
- >Thankfully you're wearing jeans, so no one can see it.
- >You grunt and walk into town.
- >You walk into Applejack.
- >Boner grows even larger.
- >"Howdy Anon! Glad to see ya here!
- Hi Applejack. Pleasure to see you again.
- >Gotta hide that erection before she sees it!
- >You tuck your shirt in which covers a part of it.
- >Applejack is staring at your crotch.
- >"Uh, Anon, What's that?"
- No-Nothing! Gotta go ok see ya bye!
- >You run off immediatly into the lettuce market.
- >You do love a good salad, after all.
- >You bump into Twilight on the way.
- >"Ow! Anon, why did you do that?!"
- >She helps you back up.
- >Dick is starting to grow again.
- Uh, sorry Twilight. I can't chat right now I'll talk to you later!
- >You run into the store and buy all of your supplies.
- >Thank god the merchant didn't see your crotch.
- >When you get home, you see a yellow pony in a bush.
- Fluttershy, stop hiding.
- >You pull her tail and she ends up being flinged out of the bush.
- >A tear forms in her eye.
- >"You didn't have to pull me so hard Anon. Unless that's your fetish."
- No Fluttershy, it is not my fetish. Just guess and leave.
- >"OK. Are ponies your fetish?"
- >She presents her ass to you.
- >Your boner erupts after that.
- >It rips out of your pants and goes into Fluttershy's ass.
- >"Oh Anon! I knew I'd get it right today!"
- I'M NOT EVEN SURE THIS IS MY FETISH!
- >"It doesn't matter anymore Anon! We're still having sex!"
- >Because of teenage hormones, you're now
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
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