- >Day Skyrim in Equestria.
- >You are Anon, playing Skyrim on your TV.
- >You don't know how, but somehow your TV was teleported to Equestria with you, along with a copy of Skyrim.
- >It was the ps3 version though, so it was a buggy mess.
- >You were just running through a field with Lydia.
- >All of a sudden, Lydia vanishes.
- Lydia? Where did you go?
- >You are also a gaming loser who talks to himself while he plays video games.
- >It starts to get dark, and you start to worry.
- >You turn around to see Lydia.
- >Thank God she's not dead.
- >She walks up to a giant and attacks it, getting launched into the air.
- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
- >She falls back onto the ground, rising back up as if none of that happened.
- ...what?
- >She attacks the giant again, this time dying.
- Fuck this game.
- >You turn the ps3 off and throw your controller away.
- >You hear a knock on the door.
- >Time to hear FLuttershy's absurd fetish guess.
- >You open the door to see an awesome surprise.
- >It was Fluttershy, but she was wearing armor.
- >Not just any armor, but the armor of the Skyrim guy's armor.
- >The badass horn helmet, the studded armor, iron gauntlets, etc.
- >She even had the steel sword and the branded iron shield.
- >That is fucking awesome.
- >You feel your member starting to enlarge.
- >"Hello Anon. Is Skyrim your fetish?"
- >Crap, she got it right.
- >Quick Anon, think. You can get yourself out of this situation.
- >Maybe if you can think of an elaborat-
- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
- >A dragon came down and grabbed you with its claws.
- >Well, at least you aren't
- >Fucking Flu-
- >"Don't worry anon! I will save you!"
- >Oh no.
- >Arrows come flying at you and the dragon.
- >The dragon screams in pain, blood dripping from its wings.
- >Fluttershy runs at the dragon, with her sword in her hoof.
- >She looks so cool right now.
- >"ANON IS MINE!"
- >She flys up to the dragon, slashing it.
- >The dragon screams again, though there is blood dripping from its stomach as well.
- >Fluttershy pulls out a giant sword out of her pussy, throwing it at the dragon's head.
- >Headshot.
- >The dragon crashes into the ground.
- No! Come on, you magnificent creature. Fight back!
- >The dragon gets up, with blood on all of its legs.
- >You don't see a dick anywhere on the dragon.
- >This dragon is a she.
- >And she probably kidnapped you to rape you.
- >"STAY AWAY FROM ANON! HE IS MINE!"
- >Fluttershy runs up to the dragon, staring at it straight in the eye.
- >She starts to squeak her voice, saying the one phrase you could never forget.
- "FUS RO DAH!"
- >The dragon ends up get does getting pushed all the way to a different dimension, team rocket style.
- >Holy crap, that was fucking awesome.
- >FLuttershy runs up to you, helping you up.
- >She looks so cute in that armor, especially from the angle you're at.
- >She slowly breaths in, looking at you.
- >"So, is Skyrim your fetish?"
- >You look at her with a big grin.
- Yes Fluttershy, Skyrim is my fetish.
- >You grab her, picking her up and kissing her on the lips.
- >You feel her tongue trying to lick yours.
- >You pull your lips away, giving her the biggest grin.
- Fluttershy, can we maybe start a little slower before we have sex?
- >Damn it, you sound and feel so gay right now.
- >She smiles back at you, and proceeds to hug you.
- >"Of course Anon, whatever you like."
- >The two of you then proceed to her cottage to wash up.
- >Now, you are
- >Dating Fluttershy
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