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Day Lightning in Equestria

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  1. >Day Lightning in Equestria.
  2. >You are Anon.
  3. >You wake up to an alarm clock.
  4. >You hit it, trying to turn it off.
  5. >It it frustrating you to the point where you can see fire in your eyes.
  6. TURN THE FUCK OFF!
  7. >You slam it, electrocuting yourself.
  8. DASUDAUGEAUYGEUASBDSUYBAUY!
  9. >You fall off of the bed, passing out.
  10. >...
  11. >You wake up, hours later.
  12. >You rub your head due to the headache you now now.
  13. Ow...
  14. >You open your other hand, and hear a spark.
  15. Huh?
  16. >You look at your hand, seeing lighting.
  17. >It causes you to jump up into the air.
  18. >D-Did you just make lighting?
  19. >You open your hand up again.
  20. >It creates lighting.
  21. >You start to smile.
  22. Holy crap...THIS IS SO COOL!
  23. >You jump up into the air, waving your arms.
  24. >Unfortunately, you were shooting lightning out of your hands, hitting the roof.
  25. >It collapses on top of you.
  26. Ow...
  27. >You feel a weird sensation appear on your crotch.
  28. >You open your zipper, staring at your crotch, mouth wide open.
  29. >Is it...
  30. >Producing lightning?
  31. >You shrug.
  32. >Whatever, it's not like you were planning on using it anytime soon.
  33. >*Knock noise*
  34. >Crap, it's Flutter-
  35. >Wait a second, you have an idea!
  36. >Fluttershy wants your "hot monkey dick", and it now produces lighting.
  37. >Maybe you can trick her into touching it...
  38. >No wait, you won't have to put any effort into this at all!
  39. >You rush to the door, opening it.
  40. Hi Fluttershy.
  41. >You chuckle to yourself.
  42. >Heh, that rhymed.
  43. >Fluttershy smiles.
  44. >"Will you have sex with me now?"
  45. >She presents herself.
  46. >You grin.
  47. Why yes, yes I will.
  48. >Fluttershy smiles.
  49. >"Really?"
  50. >She walks inside.
  51. >"Well, we should be in your bedroom first..."
  52. >She flies to your bedroom.
  53. >You follow her.
  54. >This is gonna be so freaking funny...
  55. >You take off your clothes, not turning the lightning on yet.
  56. Just leave it to me, Fluttershy. I'll do all the work.
  57. >Fluttershy nods and sits on the bed.
  58. >You push her down, feeling her up.
  59. >Disgusting...
  60. >You insert your member into her.
  61. >You almost gag.
  62. >It's so freaking warm.
  63. >"Oh...Anon..."
  64. >Time to do it.
  65. >You turn the electricity on and Fluttershy starts shaking.
  66. >"EWWHBDYGDWBBDYVWUDWVBU!"
  67. >She falls over and slams into the ground.
  68. Well, that was easy-
  69. >Something hits you, knocking you out.
  70. >It was Fluttershy.
  71. >How did she not get incapacitated?
  72. >Fluttershy grins.
  73. >"I didn't expect you to find my fetish, Anon."
  74. >Fluttershy notices that your dick is mysteriously hard.
  75. >"And I didn't expect it to be your fetish, either..."
  76. >Somehow, using your lighting abilities had resulted in you
  77. >Fucking Fluttershy.
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