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Day Buses in Equestria

By: legofreak on May 17th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.79 KB  |  hits: 22  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Buses in Equestria.
  2. >You are Anon.
  3. >You just finished working, and you are going home.
  4. >The easiest way is by bus.
  5. >You're not even sure fossil fuel actually existed in this technicolored world.
  6. >Back to the story.
  7. >You get on the bus, and pay the driver the usual costs.
  8. >15 bits a ride.
  9. >It was pretty cheap, considering the train was 200 bits.
  10. >When you nod at a random mare, they wink back at you.
  11. >And not with their eyes.
  12. >You gag at the horrific sight you had to endure.
  13. >You approach the mare.
  14. Um, miss? Why did you do that? It's really unladylike.
  15. >She takes off her dress, and...
  16. >Fluttershy!
  17. >"Hi Anon. Is winking your fetish?"
  18. >You shake your head.
  19. No, and don't talk to me.
  20. >You walk away and head to your seat.
  21. >Fluttershy follows and sits down next to you.
  22. >"So, Anon, where are you going?"
  23. >You sigh.
  24. I'm going home, Fluttershy. Just like every other day.
  25. >She leans towards you.
  26. >"Can I cum inside once we get there?"
  27. >You open your mouth to say yes, but then realize that she said "cum", not "come".
  28. No.
  29. >Her ears lower and she looks away.
  30. >"OK..."
  31. >All of a sudden...
  32. >...
  33. >...
  34. >...
  35. >...
  36. >...
  37. >...Nothing exciting happens.
  38. >The bus arrives at P0nyville, and the two of you get off.
  39. >Fluttershy is holding onto your back, and she won't let go.
  40. >You ignore it and walk to your house.
  41. >You're tired, so you fall on the bed, back first.
  42. >You forgot Fluttershy was there, so you ended up crushing her.
  43. >"EEP!"
  44. >She sticks her head out of the bed.
  45. >"Anon...please...stop..crushing...me...when i...said that...i wanted to...make your bed rock...I... didn't mean like this..."
  46. >You feel a liquid stick to the back of your shirt.
  47. >"...sorry..."
  48. >You shrug it off and fall asleep, crushing Fluttershy with your 600 pound body for hours.
  49. >Fucking...[spoiler]weight?[/spoiler]
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