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Birthday

By: legofreak on Feb 10th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.11 KB  |  hits: 73  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Snowflakes fall to the ground, painting a nice white coat over everything.
  2. >Oddly enough, it only took seconds for the snow to cover the whole town.
  3. >In reality, you couldn't care less.
  4. >It rarely snowed in your hometown, so finally being able to see it is nice.
  5. >The snowflakes felt nice when they hit your skin, especially when they landed down there...
  6. >*Knock knock knock*
  7. >Great, Fluttershy's here at an even earlier time than usual.
  8. >With a sigh, you open the door to see a smiling white Pegasus.
  9. >She's really cute and comes off as being really soft, like a pillow.
  10. >"H-Hello Anon..."
  11. >The joy of seeing a snow p0ny disappears as you realize that it's just your perverted "friend".
  12. What do you want, Fluttershy?
  13. >She shakes the snow off of her body and looks up at you.
  14. >"C-Can I cum inside?"
  15. >Eh, it won't hurt to have her over every once in a while.
  16. Sure.
  17. >As you let her in, you realize something.
  18. >She said "cum", not "come".
  19. >Well, now you have a reason to assume that something horrible's going to happen.
  20. >You walk into the kitchen to pour the two of you some tea.
  21. So, what's up?
  22. >Once it's finished, you bring the two tea-filled cups over to the living room, setting them down on the table.
  23. >"I-I heard that t-today was your birthday and..."
  24. >She stops talking.
  25. What is it?
  26. >The mare slowly raises a box wrapped in purple.
  27. >"I-I got you this..."
  28. >After a quick sip of your tea, you take the package, trying to figure out what is in it.
  29. >Hm...little to no sound...doesn't seem to move...and it's cylinder shaped...and there seems to be a tip on one of the ends...
  30. >"G-Go on. O-Open it, if you want to..."
  31. >OK...
  32. >You rip the present open, and it's...
  33. >A purple dildo the size of your dick.
  34. >...
  35. >"Do you like it?"
  36. >...
  37. >...
  38. >...
  39. >With the speed of a falcon, you immediately kick Fluttershy out of the house.
  40. >"O-Ok...I guess you don't like it..."
  41. >As soon as she leaves the premises, you tear open the gift and rip your pants off.
  42. >As you start to experience the best feeling in the world, one thought goes through your mind.
  43. >She must never know...
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  51. So yeah...today's my birthday...Kthxbye
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