- Based on a true story.
 - >Day Something Something in Equestria.
 - >You are Anon, like always.
 - >Waking up, you go to the bathroom to and-
 - FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
 - >There is a knife in your foot.
 - AHHHhhh...
 - >And the feeling of pain quickly disappeared.
 - >Odd, but whatever.
 - >After pulling the knife out, you proceed to do the standard triple S's.
 - >A crappy shit, a burning shave, and a bloody shower-
 - >Wait.
 - >There's blood on the shower floor.
 - Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!
 - >You grab a towel and quickly wrap your foot up, causing the bleeding to stop.
 - >Unfortunately, your whole left foot is covered in a towel that is now a red towel.
 - >You quickly throw the first towel away and use duct tape to cover your foot instead.
 - >There is no blood coming out, so you should be alright.
 - >The window to the bathroom opens up, and you see Fluttershy flying inside at a pace slower than a snail.
 - >"Anon? Are knives your feti-EEP!"
 - >She notices that the whole shower is covered in blood.
 - >"Wh-What happened?!"
 - >She turns to you, and notices the tape on your foot.
 - >"Anon!"
 - >Her whole body wraps around your left leg.
 - >"Are you ok?! What happened to your foot?! Do you need your dick sucked?!"
 - >You sigh and pry her away from you.
 - No, Fluttershy, I'm alright.
 - >"But your foot!"
 - >She raises her hoof at your leg.
 - >You pat her head.
 - I'm alright. I got the bleeding to stop, and it doesn't hurt.
 - >Her head looks up.
 - >"Are you sure? I mean, if you want to feel your penis inside something, I have no problem with that."
 - >Cue another sigh.
 - I'm fine, you don't need to do anything. Just go.
 - >As you walk awa-
 - >"NO! YOU'RE FOOT IS NOT GOING TO BE FINE! I'M TAKING YOU TO A HOSPITAL!"
 - >Your other leg is grabbed and dragged across the floor.
 - >Fluttershy proceeds to drag you into town.
 - >...
 - >The further she gets, the less progress she makes per minute.
 - >You learned to dig your fingers into the ground, and now she can barely move you.
 - >She stops and pokes your back.
 - >"Anon, sweetie? Could you please stop struggling? It's getting really hard to drag you."
 - >Twilight is trotting along and notices the two of you.
 - >She stops and tilts her head.
 - >"Hey guys? What are you doing?"
 - >Fluttershy points at you.
 - >"Anon has an injury and he won't let me take him to a hospital!"
 - >Twilight's horn glows and you feel an aura surround you.
 - >"If you needed help moving something, or in this case, someone, you should've just asked me, Fluttershy."
 - >And now you're in the air, being lifted straight into the hospital.
 - >Damn it.
 - >...
 - >You're now on a hospital bed, sighing as you feel that all of this is very unnecessary.
 - >Fluttershy walks into the room with a giant needle.
 - >"Ok, Anon. I'm going to have to numb your foot so I can stitch it back together."
 - Whatever.
 - >She gulps.
 - >"OK, this is going to hurt a littl-"
 - AH FUCK!
 - >The needle goes straight into the bottom of your left foot, and the pain is excruciating.
 - >The only thing you can do is grab the blankets to the point of ripping them apart.
 - >Fluttershy pulls the needle away, and smiles.
 - >"Ok, time for the stitches."
 - >You see scissors and thread on her two hooves.
 - >Wait, if she's going to sew your skin back together, shouldn't she have a sewing needle?
 - >"Ok, tell me if you feel anything."
 - >SNIP!
 - >That was very loud, though you feel nothing.
 - >...
 - >"One more snip and...DONE!"
 - >She finally finished, and you still feel nothing.
 - >Fluttershy jumps on top of your body, and grins.
 - >"Now that I helped you, there's something I need you to help me with..."
 - >Because you feel nothing, you are now
 - >Fucking Fluttershy.
 - Ok, so I stupidly got a deep cut on my foot and had to get rushed to the hospital to get stitches. I'm alright, but walking is somewhat of a bitch right now.
 

