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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

You both like /mlp/.

Stranger: hey horsefucker

You: I want to have sex with Octavia.

Stranger: sup

Stranger: oh shit.

Stranger: accuracy is magic.

Stranger: and good choice on the classy pone bro

You: I cant to use her bass bow on her vaginal lips.

You: *want

Stranger: oh shit

Stranger: that would be a bit painful

Stranger: but

Stranger: i wouldnt know

Stranger: i've never done it myself

Stranger: so

You: Actually the bow for instruments is quite smooth and silky.

Stranger: theyre made of cat guts

Stranger: silky smoootthh cat guts

Stranger: how old are you anon

You: Err horsehairs to be exact.

You: 23

Stranger: thats okay then

Stranger: i sweat 99% of /mlp/ are 15.

Stranger: *swear

Stranger: and im sure bows used to be make of kitty guts

Stranger: *made

Stranger: fuck i cant type this morning

You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bow_(music) >horsehairs

You: And the underaged thing is probably fallout from Faust visit.

Stranger: oooh its the strings which are kittyguts

You: Shame we have to go though that.

Stranger: fairenough

Stranger: and yeah

Stranger: i forgot about that

You: It was fun when it happened. Even got my picture on the card.

Stranger: aww bless

You: But I guess it hurt the board more in retrospect.

Stranger: i was gunna sumbit something but >pony art

Stranger: nope

Stranger: and naah nothing can make /mlp/ any lower.

Stranger: tbh

You: Haha I hope so.

You: Only way to go from here is up.

Stranger: HAHAHA

Stranger: yes

You: I'm also hoping s4 would be good.

Stranger: we should all keep beleiving that

Stranger: dude im so optimistic

Stranger: i even fucking loved horse women movie

Stranger: twilight alicorn

Stranger: fuck yes.

You: Whut really?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: not sure why

Stranger: i just think everything is gold crapped out hasbro's ass

You: Come on, man.

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: go on

You: But I can't really judge

You: I'm a ponkfag so I'm a bit indifferent with Twilicorn

You: And still haven't watched EqG

Stranger: pink pone is best pone

Stranger: dude

Stranger: its not bad

Stranger: its just the season 3 finale all over again

You: I'd rather watch the dvd version rather than some camrip.

Stranger: >autistic fandom bitch and spew up all the spaghetti they can in the hasbro staff toilets

>one by one watch the movie

>gets really fucking awkward when they realise its good

You: I don't know, haven't watched it yet, but I think the board's torn in half about the whole matter.

Stranger: thats because nor/mlp/eople dont want to admit they were wrong

Stranger: so get get spazz angry over it to make up for the the fact that half the people are saying its good.

Stranger: yep.

Stranger: theres an alright hd version on youtube you know

You: I think most people are just dicking around the board spouting exagerrated shit because it's fun. Hell I do it too.

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: i lurk more than post.

You: Yeah, I saw it a while back but I'd still go for the dvd versions. I'm in no rush to watch the movie anyway.

Stranger: thats fair

Stranger: im so fucked at the dolls though

You: Finally someone who admits the lurk.

Stranger: i had so many hopes for them

Stranger: yeah i've been on 4chan for a while

Stranger: and i hardly ever post anymore.

Stranger: its weird

You: I guess it grows on you.

You: Even though people say they hate the damn site, they sure as hell would miss it when it goes away.

Stranger: >when

You: Any other boards you visit, anon?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: a few actually

Stranger: lets seee i used to be all over /b/

Stranger: like 5 years ago

Stranger: when it was fun.

Stranger: nowadays im all lame and r9k /co/ /d/ /fit/ /pol/ /toy/

Stranger: /x/ occasionally

Stranger: and obvi /mlp/

You: Seems understandable

Stranger: youu?

You: But I don't really understand r9k

Stranger: its funny.

Stranger: that is all

You: I hang mostly on /mlp/ and side some /lit/ for a few books and /tg/ mainly for MTG

Stranger: hahha i love /lit/

Stranger: theres so many "recomend a good horror artist threads" which all turn into lovecraft discussion threads

You: Well lovecraft is pretty mainstream.

Stranger: but seriously i love lovecraft no homo.

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: but

Stranger: nah

Stranger: im a big fan

Stranger: if he wasnt dead i;d totally ship him wth my oc

Stranger: that was a joke anon.

You: >2013 having an OC

You: I haven't started yet on Lovecraft series

Stranger: >1920 +93

>greentexting on omegle

Stranger: and do it.

Stranger: he's a pretty cool guy

You: But I know some lore due to the prevalence of the Apocryha-ish setting in pop culture.

Stranger: lore is a great word

Stranger: thats all i took out that sentance.

Stranger: sentence

Stranger: so tell me about you i guess.

You: Well not much. I'm an Engineering student in 5th year struggling with the last of my subjects.

Stranger: britfag?

You: Engineering is pretty demanding mentally.

You: Nope asian

You: You?

Stranger: ah i was gunna say isnt it like 4am for americunts

Stranger: im scottish

Stranger: and im at art school

Stranger: currently working in london

You: Art, huh.

Stranger: yeah art.

Stranger: lol

You: Actually I wanted to go art.

Stranger: why didnt you

You: I know I have some decent skill with a pencil.

Stranger: thats a good start

You: Well just thought that Engineering is a more stable job

You: I don't exactly live in 1st world glory.

Stranger: yeah i wouldnt go into fine art or painting because theres no jobs there

Stranger: i do illustration and visual communication

Stranger: which is the working mans art.

You: Here's my skill witha pen: http://[redacted for privacy]

You: So you're more on graphics then?

Stranger: http://[redacted for privacy]

Stranger: nah im more kids illustration

Stranger: thats my preferance but i do graphics because theres jobs to get

Stranger: also nice art bro

Stranger: oh

You: I find it ironic that someone who's into kids illustration would hang around a board who actively enjoys defiling a cartoon technicolor horse with semen. Haha.

Stranger: im redoing my website so ignore the fact its shit it's still a work in process

Stranger: and lol

Stranger: sometimes it helps

You: So you made all these?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: problem ossifer

You: http://[redacted for privacy]

You: I particularly like the owl and the cat.

Stranger: haha cheers bro

You: I can't use colors very much so I get envious when people can use them to a high degree.

You: It's really impressive

Stranger: oh you

Stranger: http://[redacted for privacy] this is the extent of my pony art

You: 8/10 had a laugh

Stranger: yay

You: Would use as a reaction image.

Stranger: feel free.

Stranger: >i know you wont ;_;

Stranger: so

Stranger: why ponies

You: Well

You: I dont really know

Stranger: hahaha

You: You know?

Stranger: fuck i was expecting a really long winded explaination

Stranger: dskf cant spell today

You: Well give me yours then

Stranger: well.

Stranger: it makes me happy and is fun to watch

Stranger: and theyre cute

Stranger: and

Stranger: it makes me feel empowered as a woman

Stranger: that too was a joke anon.

You: >Feminism

You: lel

You: I guess the same could be said of me.

You: Except the woman thing.

Stranger: i was gunna say

You: I don't know, just grew on me one day. Don't know why nor how.

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw4-EpvZVbQ <-- this actually explains why mlp is good in a non 20% COOLE JOIN TEH HERD /) way

Stranger: which is nice.

You: Youtube is on the fritz for me right now, I'll watch it later.

You: So how'd you get into pone?

Stranger: oh dear

Stranger: well i was around /b/ and /co/ when the whole shibang started

Stranger: im a very very oldfag

Stranger: i remember the first day on mlp

Stranger: ahh yes

Stranger: good times.

Stranger: but yeah i saw the threads and watched it and i was all neat.

Stranger: i like cartoons so the appeal was strong

You: Oh the first day huh.

You: I wonder how that was.

Stranger: no one thought it was going to last

Stranger: it was wierd

Stranger: moot only made it to get us the hell off /b/

Stranger: and we were only on /b/ to raid

Stranger: so it was like wtf okay now we have our own board.

Stranger: i think thats when it became a proper thing as apposed to just a cartoon with a fanbase.

You: I thought it was /v/ that was the most assmad over it?

Stranger: i never go on /v/

Stranger: they assmad over everything though

Stranger: because when they ragequit they go to /v/

Stranger: so everyone just seems butthurt.

Stranger: thats my theory

You: I don't also go to /v/ myself to its bad rep

Stranger: i dont vidya that much

You: But I go to /mlp/ so I'm not exactly in a position to talk about board rep.

Stranger: i only really play shitty pc horror games

Stranger: have you tried legends of equestria yet lol

You: Have heard that one.

You: Is that the one that was C and D?

Stranger: :|

You: Wait let me check google

You: Oh

You: That game, I have been meaning to try it out, but I don't think it's my thing.

Stranger: its funny man

Stranger: the control are pretty shit

Stranger: its a good idea but its full of spaghetti

You: >You can also fly around, use magic, raise a pet, grow crops, cook food, and take part in countless other activities, either with your friends, or by yourself.

You: So what, it's like runescape minus the battles?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i think there will be battles but its still young

Stranger: its just a pony mmorpg

Stranger: freeroaming kinda thing

You: How's the world, is it massive? Or is it only ponyville?

Stranger: pretty big considering its a pone game

Stranger: theres ponyville

Stranger: canterlot

Stranger: farm

Stranger: you can fly around everywhere

Stranger: theres a cave

Stranger: and you can go into houses and shit

You: Hmm seems interesting.

Stranger: it is

Stranger: but like i said

You: Might try it out when I'm bored.

Stranger: the controls are tricky and its full of 13-15 year olds

You: Hahah just like any other MMORPG then.

Stranger: pretty much anon

Stranger: I NEED TO SHOWER AND GET UP IM A MESS

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: i hate the internet

You: Hahaha well have a good day to you then

Stranger: i wont ¬_¬

Stranger: nah i will

Stranger: dont you worry

Stranger: WELP it was fun talking to you horsefucker

You: Same here

You: And if I were to suggest something

Stranger: uh oh

You: Play the Portal series

Stranger: done

You: I promise you'll love it.

Stranger: i can speed run the first game in 40 minute

Stranger: BITCH

Stranger: get the dick sucking commence.

You: Oh cocky now are we?

Stranger: *let

Stranger: a little

Stranger: anyways

You: Portal 2 then

Stranger: good suggestion

Stranger: lol impossible

Stranger: it blew my mind

Stranger: mazing game though

You: I love the story telling

You: Well dont let me keep you

Stranger: the whole things amazing

Stranger: yeah you got me talking again asshole

Stranger: gosh.

You: Hope you have a great day anon

Stranger: you too anon

Stranger: toodles!

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You: xoxox