- >day 17 in Equestira
- >And it’s important to note you were not crazy before you came here.
- >You are fine right now. Tucked away in the little house Celestia arranged for you.
- >The ponies are fine, in fact its near identical to how you remember the show.
- >You don’t even miss your old life too much
- >its admittedly more cushy here.
- >the food is better by far
- >the clothes rarity made are amazing, an amazing green hoodie along with some cool dress pants
- >socks, shirts, boxers and batteries sold separately
- >and you have a social life you revel in.
- >you had always been a socialite. But lacked the capacity to put up with other peoples stupidity in the real world
- >ponies were different somehow
- >they had a free pass for being stupid
- >Anon the narcissist
- >YOUR NAME ISNT ANON!
- >shit, now you are buying into this crap.
- >it had taken you a few weeks to grasp what was happening.
- >whenever events were occurring, lessons being learned
- >You weren’t yourself
- >you acted out of character
- >or rather. You were acting IN character
- >the first week in Ponyville was dream like, you realized you this wasn’t just a fucked up dream
- >you were still holding out its a coma or someone spiked you with some intense acid.
- >but you managed to break it down to some king of parallel universe traveling thing
- >mainly from things you had said, or rather made to say
- >you kept making puns.
- >fighting bad guys
- >learning about the magic of friendship
- >you were goofy, brave and had a kind heart.
- >you were a badly developed cartoon character!
- >and your parents said you would never achieve anything!
- >take that dad you old bald shit!
- ‘’horse cunts!’’
- >that meant you were OK for now. Whenever you were being watched swearing would come out as silly words.
- >You make a mad DASH for the library from your house.
- >and pushed open the tree-door a little too hard resulting in a loud bang
- >twilight gasped the moment her eyes fell on you at the door
- >to be fair you looked like crap, you skipped the morning routine. but she had to hear this.
- >you have a resident science/magic nerd living three doors down
- >if she doesn’t grasp the concept no one will
- ‘’Twi, I figured it out.’’
- >’’figured what out?’’
- ‘’OK this is probably going to be a bit weird, but I’m 87% sure it’s the truth’’
- >’’breath anon. Come in and sit down and I’ll listen’’
- >you had gotten more than a little worked up worrying how to explain it all.
- >you forgot that friendship is like currency here. Of course she will hear you out.
- >taking a seat in the library. Spike waddles over on his fat little legs
- >’’hey anon, what’s shakin’ man?’’ followed by a well welcomed fist bump
- >you liked this kid. Reminded you of yourself at that age
- >but there was probably a lot less domestic abuse.
- ‘’Everything dragon boy! Pull up a chair and ill explain’’
- >When twilight and spike are seated you take a deep breath before you start your mad ramblings
- ‘’OK, this is hard to explain so ill just jump right in. Where I come from your lives and adventures are like stories we tell to children to help them develop good morals’’
- >there was no way you could adequately explain how the fuck a TV worked
- >’’sounds reasonable’’
- >’’Awww sweet! Am I in any?!’’
- ‘’a couple’’
- >this pleases lizard dick and he beams away to himself.
- ‘’but they are meant to be fictional stories! Back in my land magical talking ponies don’t exist’’
- >’’There is a small truth to every story anon, look at you. We though human were just a myth. There are children’s stories about your kind too.’’
- >bitch isn’t getting it.
- ‘’no, it’s different than that. I’m trying to find the way to explain it.’’
- >’’Take your time’’ she replies with a smile
- >oh crap you know that look.
- >fuck! You are a friendship report right now.
- >you hated reporting to the princess, you were a little scared she might deem you evil and have you killed
- >Kind of extreme, but you had seen her head butt through a brick wall and laugh it off.
- >Seriously. It was terrifying.
- ‘’Right, imagine two different families living next door to each other,
- Both have heard of each other but never seen them.’’
- >‘’who told them about the other family?’’ inquired the dragon born
- ‘’No, that’s not the point, they have heard of each other-‘’
- ‘’Through the walls spike’’ cuts in twilight smiling at her answer she deems to be correct
- ‘’No, ah fuck it, yes. Now suddenly one member from the family on the left is just zapped into the second house, and he can’t get back’’
- >‘’don’t the houses have doors?’’
- ‘’it’s a metaphor spike! Shut up and listen’’
- >’’wait start over anon, I’m lost’’
- ‘’Fine, Different analogy, imagine a man writing a story and then he writes that a person was sucked into the story world, let’s call him ANON, where all the characters are real people’’
- >’’I follow you’’ she replies, though you notice she quirked a brow at you.
- ‘’Now imagine he is writing that the person who was zapped into the story acted very differently from how he normally does. But whenever he doesn’t directly write a part of the story, Anon is free to do what he normally would.’’
- ‘’do you understand what I’m getting at’’
- >’’you want to twilight write a book and send you into it?, can you even do that Twilight?’’
- ‘’Spike, you are not helping’’
- >’’Anon, I see what you are getting at but it’s just preposterous! I think you are just having trouble adjusting to this new home for you, I’m sorry you are stuck here but there is nothing we can do right now, so try to relax a little.’’
- >your face hits the table in front of you pretty hard.
- >but like everything here it’s more like a giant marshmallow than hard wood.
- >there is no way they are going to grasp this just yet, stay calm. Take a few days to reflect on it
- >and then you will make them understand.
- >
- >those stupid bastards.
- >rather suddenly a pink blur speeds into the library right into a book case.
- >''Twilight! Anon!'' >''TimeTurnerhasaccidentallybuiltatimemachineandthewholedaywillbestuckonloopforeverifwedon’tfixit!’’
- >oh god, oh fuck no! No! No!
- >you leap from the ground where you sat and strike a heroic pose
- ‘’let’s get to it friends! We have to save Ponyville!’’
- >you all run from the library towards the clock tower you don’t remember being there
- >outside you have a devil may care smile
- >inside, you are screaming.
- End part 2
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