- >Day GENIUS! On Earth
- >you are writer.
- >what do you write?
- >my little p0ny: friendship is magic.
- >you had bigger aspirations than this, but admittedly you like how the fan base blossomed
- >into large groups of autistic, basement dwelling neck beards.
- >but hey, who are you to judge?
- >you fukken write it
- >and you just had a fantastic idea.
- >you pitch it to the rest of the writing staff and most of them immediately love the concept
- >it was during lunch.
- >you had turkey
- >pre-production went by so quickly for this season,
- > The past 4 were on a steady decline.
- >it seemed best to get this one out fast while you could still make some money off it.
- >it’ll probably be the last season at this rate.
- >After the whole discord fiasco, and that thing with the new princess,
- >not to mention that sea-pony thing!
- >the ‘fans’ were pretty pissed to say the least.
- >maybe it wouldn’t hit your life so hard if you just got out of the house now and then buddy
- >it was amazing that you kept it all under wraps until the season premier.
- >all the big twists had leaked long before they aired. But this was the biggest one.
- >call it target research, you had seen some of the damn fics they had written.
- >even the Fluttershy-rapist ones.
- >they were admittedly pretty funny when they weren’t creepy.
- > You used to write crime drama for fuck sake!
- >now you are this.
- > You came on during S4 and were asked back for this season.
- >apparently the one episode you spear headed was the most popular among the...urgh
- >Bronies
- >you don’t get it, you just ripped off an episode from one of the earlier seasons
- >so you did what you do best. Rip other people off.
- >add a new member to the cast.
- >Add a human.
- >he comes from Earth, he knows he is a just a TV show character.
- >though he never says any of this directly
- >subtext bitch.
- >even if it’s not there, people find it.
- >he was your new tool to throw in references galore
- > He would break the 4th wall with jokes.
- >plenty of pandering to the fans.
- >they love that human in Equestria crap.
- >this is a golden idea!
- >making it canon might spark interest and get the fans back, and make some damn money.
- >you even named him Anon Emus.
- >might get another couple seasons out of this idea.
- >its sad and amazing how the target demographic for a show can go from 7 and under to 16+
- > Moments away from airing. The two part start to a 30 episode series to introduce Anon
- >that should shut them up.
- >no...It probably won’t.
- >you need to stop having this weird running monologue with yourself dude.
- >don’t tell me what to do!
- >the intro begins... here it comes
- >.....big adventure.....
- >......tons of fun.......
- >.......a beautiful heart........
- >.......faithful and strong.....
- >......sharing kindness......
- >.....AND ME! THE HUMAN....
- >and magic makes it all complete...
- >on second thoughts this might be the worst idea anyone has ever had.
- >you can hear the sound of a thousand message boards being flooded with rage.
- >and a plethora of teenage girls ready to write some god awful slash.
- >Fuck you’re dumb.
- >maybe littlest pet shop are hiring?
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