
Rules of Pethood.
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Kvetha's Rules for obedient Pets
1. Kvetha is always to be addressed as Master or Sir. If permission is asked and given, he may be addressed by his name.
2. Other Masters and Mistress' are to be addressed as Sir or Ma'am, unless you are told not to by them.
3. Kvetha may not always be right, but as a Master, he is never wrong. Pets shall not argue with each other or their Master. They may politely voice their opinions if asked. If ever there is a disagreement, the pets last words shall be "Yes Master," or "Yes Sir."
4. When logging onto any of the PetPonies channels, including NinjaSpace, PetPonies, and NSFWPetPonies, pets shall ask permission to be allowed to speak. If Kvetha is not online, pets must ask another Master or Mistress for permission. Permission need only be asked in one channel, then it is extended to all channels. Pets may do as they please in non PetPony channels.
5. Jealousy and possessiveness are unbecoming of a pet. While Kvetha understands that pets may feel these things, he expects his pets to not act upon them. Remember, the pet is the one who is owned, not the Master.
6. Pets shall be pleasing, polite, and generally well mannered at all times. Issues shall be brought to Kvetha's attention in private, where he will decide how best to deal with them.
7. When leaving for to sleep, permission must be given by Kvetha or another Master, unless the pet is about to pass out, in which case Kvetha prefers they just sleep, rather than waiting for permission.
8. If ever confused about something, or not sure, come to Kvetha.