- Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game
- (because no human could survive WITH alcohol)
- Take a shot every time:
- -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread
- -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish
- -One of the following commercials airs:
- -The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial
- -Gamefly
- -Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly)
- -Trojan condoms
- -Upcoming/current video game
- -Any commercial you feel out of place airs
- -Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets
- -Random upcoming genre movie
- -AT&T Don't Text and Drive
- -Sonic shakes
- Akira
- -The Balding Kid (Tetsuo) lusts after Red Jacket (Kaneda)'s Motorcycle
- -Akira (the character) is mentioned
- -"TETSUOOOOO" and "KANEDAAAAAA"
- -Someone talks about psyker powers
- -Something starts to bulge or expand
- -There's excessive violence/gore
- -The rape scene shows up (2 if it's cut)
- Summer Wars
- -Granny does something awesome
- -There's a Digimon-inspired moment
- -Awkward family moment
- -There's an obvious Descartes moment
- FMA: The Conqueror of Shamballa
- -An old character has a new name
- -Science trumps Alchemy
- -There's a Nazi symbol
- Trigun: Badlands Rumble
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars
- -The show starts
- -Ashoka acts self-righteous
- -Orange buttcheeks
- -Clone misses a shot
- -When Anakin does something considerably evil
- -A Clonetrooper dies and everyone makes a big whoop about it
- -The droids say/do something stupid
- -Two shots when the series references one of the original trilogy movies. When the Chewbacca episode comes on, drink until you can't.
- Big O S2
- -Roger calls Dorothy by her full name
- -Dorothy acts somewhat human
- -Someone says Megadeus
- -The military shows up
- -The military is useless
- -Angel acts seductive
- -Memories are mentioned
- -There is an obvious Batman homage
- -Norman curses
- -Empty the bottle when Schwarzwald makes his speech
- FMA: Brotherhood
- -Hughes is mentioned
- -Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene
- -Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body
- -Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal"
- -Someone calls Ed short
- -The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back
- -Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass.
- -Armstrong takes off his shirt
- -Von Hohenheim is depressed
- -Anyone says something about a philosophers stone.
- -King Bradly is being a badass
- Cowboy Bebop
- -The three old guys show up
- -Faye gets herself in trouble
- -Someone pulls a gun
- -Tank! finishes playing
- -Spike mentions hating either kids or pets.
- -Any character says bounty.
- -Spike does something borderline awesome/badass
- -You d'aaw at Ed
- -Faye gets herself into trouble
- -"See You Space Cowboy" shows up
- Inuyasha
- -Miroku asks a woman to bear his children
- -Miroku molests someone with his hand
- -Sango or Kagome straighten out his shit
- -That flea guy is found sucking on someone's blood, double if it's Inuyasha
- -Koga of the beta tribe hits on Kagome and ignores Inuyasha
- -Sango talks about her little brother
- -Kaguya says she is the wind
- -Kaede uses Ye olde speak despite being fucking Japanes, not Medival English
- -Miasma fog appears
- -A horde of demons appears with the exact same reused animation
- -Miroku unwraps his hand, sees a bee, and wraps it back up
- -Shippou is useless
- -Poison Wasps
- -Naraku gets away or just as plans the gang
- -"Sit boy!"
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