Jordan Freeman Chapter 7: All you base

(Changing writing style again. The other way was too hard.)

(This is another in-between chapter, they will get back to worlds in a couple of chapters. This is just to add a few characters.)

Jordan Freeman

Chapter 7: All you base

 

>Jordan: Ugh, yesterday was terrifying.

>Eli: I agree, that green pony was crazy.

>They had both just gotten up and met in the hallway, and started talking about the previous day's events.

>Jordan: Yeah, and what about that weird eyed one? She looked pretty crazy, if it is a she.

>Two voices: Are you talking about us?

>They had a double take as they turned around, seeing Lyra and Derpy standing in the hallway.

>Eli: Wh-what are you doing here!?

>Lyra: Well, as soon as you blew up the planet, we all showed up here!

>Jordan: Well, isn't that just swell.

>Derpy: IT IS!

>Jordan: I was being sarcastic.

>Eli: So, are all of the others we met here?

>Lyra: Yeah, but I think we are going to spend the most time together, right!?

>Jordan and Eli: Ummm...

>Lyra: GREAT!

>Eli whispered to Jordan, "What did we just get ourselves into?"

>Jordan replied, "I don't know."

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>They started down the hall, towards the meal room. Interesting how they still needed food, given they were in a Hub between worlds and almost gods with those controllers. They reached the mess hall in a couple minutes.

>Eli: Hey Jordan, look who it is!

>Jordan: Oh hey, you're right!

>Eli and Jordan: HEY BARNEY!

>Barney looked up from his food. His face brightened up as soon as he saw his two co-workers in the doorway with, what, ponies? This just keeps getting weirder.

>Barney: Hey, Jordan, Eli, how are you doing?

>Jordan: Juuuussstttt swell. How are you?

>Barney:  Nothin' much. Since I got here, I never saw anyone I knew until today, when you came along.

>Eli: Well, I guess we'll be seeing each other a lot. What room are you in?

>Barney: 14-a

>Jordan: Hey, I'm in 14-b!

>Eli: Hey ,I'm in 14-c!

>Lyra: Derpy and I are in 15-b! We are right across the hall from you!

>Jordan: 'Oh, great.'

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>They all shared a meal together, talking about this and that, and eventually parted ways. Lyra still insisted on following them around. About half-way back to the rooms, they bumped into this cyborg-looking man. He started talking in a robotic voice.

>Man: All you base are belong to me!

>Eli: Um, don't you mean 'all your base are belong to us"?

>Man: No.

>Jordan: I can see how you died. You aren't programmed correctly.

>Man: You infernal human, you will die a fiery death if I have anything to do about it!

>He then walked off with loud steps, loud enough for Avon to hear and come flashing in.

>Avon: What do you think you're doing Jordan?

>Jordan: Nothing, just commenting on how he was probably not programmed correctly.

>Avon: You know robots are sensitive to those kinds of things.

>Jordan: I was a physicist, not a robotic engineer.

>Eli: He's got a point.

>Avon: *sigh* Fine. Just don't cause any more trouble.

>All three: K!

>Avon: Oh, and who is this young lady?

>Lyra: My name is Lyra! I was part of the world that these two boys blew up! I thought I was gone for sure, but then I came here and met these two a-and I'm so happy right now I could just scream! *Inhale*

>Avon: NO-NO-NO! NO SCREAMING!

>Lyra: Awwwwww.

>Avon: Alright, I have some business to attend to, so you guys can go on your way.

>Eli: K.

>Jordan: Whatever.

>Lyra: What kind of business?

>Avon got down to Lyra's level and whispered 'one that cannot be said in front of Jordan'

>Lyra: Okay, I won't ask.

>Avon: Thank you.

>Avon vanished in a poof. Eli still watched in amazement.

>Eli: Poof?

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>Avon reappeared at the front check-in desk. She kept an eye out for the person she was looking for.

>Avon: 'If Jordan finds out about this, he would freak out.'

>She then spotted her target and tele'd over to him. He looked like an older version of Jordan. And he was.

>Avon: Hello, Jordan.

>Older Jordan: Hello. Who are you? Where am I?

>Avon: My name is Avon, and welcome to the Hub!

>Older Jordan looked around. He could get used to this place.

>Older Jordan: Are there any rooms available?

>Avon: Yes, you can have room 32-c.

>She hands him a key, and he mouths a 'thank you' to her, and walks off to look for it.

>Avon: 'Oh, I sure hope he doesn't run into himself. Literally.'

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>Jordan was relaxing for the day. He just got into his bed, and under his covers. He looked over one side of the bed, nothing was there. He turned around, and what he saw beside him horrified him.

>Lyra: Hello.

>Jordan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Lyra: What's wrong?

>Jordan picked her up, and tossed her out the door. She made a big 'poff' sound when she hit the floor.

>*SLAM!* The door shut behind her.

>Lyra: Well, that's not nice!

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End of chapter 7