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  1. Jordan Freeman
  2. Chapter 5: Discussions
  3.  
  4. >GAH!
  5. >Eli: Whoa! That was freaky!
  6. >You both just got back to the teleport room. It's still as busy as ever. You look over, and see someone who looks familiar.
  7. >Hey!
  8. >The man looks over and sees you, then starts running in the opposite direction.
  9. >Eli: Why do you think Breen ran off like that?
  10. >I don't know. Although, he does look older. Maybe he survived and he died in the future.
  11. >Eli: Now that just sounds crazy.
  12. >Eh, whatever.
  13. >Suddenly, Avon appears in front of you.
  14. >AH! Stop doing that!
  15. >Avon: Sorry, it's the only way to get to you. Besides, now is a special time.
  16. >Eli: How is it special?
  17. >Avon: It's time for your first world travel!
  18. >Both of your eyes widen, surprised.
  19. >Really? So soon?
  20. >Avon: Yes, since you just learned how to use the wrist-controller.
  21. >Eli: Well, I have no objections! How about you Jordan?
  22. >I guess earlier is better. Let's go then.
  23. >Avon: Ok. Oh, I almost forgot! You know that button on the controller I didn't tell you anything about?
  24. >Yeah?
  25. >Avon: Well, press it now.
  26. >You both press it, and suddenly both of your controllers contract back into the wristbands.
  27. >Avon: Use this feature when not using it. In the worlds, when you have it out, the bots in the world will start being suspicious.
  28. >Aw man, so we can't we have it out the whole time?
  29. >Eli: Besides, how do we get it back out?
  30. >Avon: Just press it again.
  31. >Both: Oh.
  32. >Avon: So, where would you two like to go first?
  33.  
  34. >You have been discussing with Eli for the last hour. Apparently, even though you two are good friends, you cannot decide on anything.
  35. >What about Left 4 Dead 2?
  36. >Eli: No! I hated that game!
  37. >What's wrong with it?!
  38. >Eli: Those jockey things creep me out.
  39. >They're not that creepy!
  40. >Eli: They are to me!
  41. >Avon: ENOUGH!
  42. >You both look with startled faces. Both of your mouths have been closed by an unseen force.
  43. >Avon: Now, since you can't decide on anything, I will send you to a random place. Understand?
  44. >You both give a nod, unable to say your response.
  45. >Avon: Good. Now, I will ungag you, and you will be calm. Okay?
  46. >Both: mm hmm.
  47. >She lets you both go, and immediately, you both start talking.
  48. >Eli: Is it the Oprah Show?
  49. >Is it Team Fortress 2?
  50. >Eli: Is it Commander Keen?
  51. >Avon: I am sending you to My Little Pony.
  52. >Both: WHAT!?
  53. >You are both whisked away immediately, not able to argue against it.
  54. >This is gonna be interesting.
  55.  
  56. End of Chapter 5
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