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By: kingcheeselegs on Jun 29th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.50 KB  |  hits: 28  |  expires: Never
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  1. >you have been hearing about a new type of fluffy pony
  2. >garden fluffies
  3. >you have a big garden and you're a lazy fuck
  4. >the decision is made
  5. >you go to the fluffy pony adoption centre
  6. >buy 5 of the things
  7. >get to home
  8. >take them round back
  9. >for fuck sake
  10. >a herd of fluffy ponies are in your garden
  11. >holy shit the garden fluffies are attacking the hurd
  12. >"don't hurt nice plants"
  13. >Within minuets the herd is dead
  14. "you garden fluffies are awesome"
  15. >...
  16. >...
  17. >...
  18. >"what"
  19. you like your new pets
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