- >you get home after a hard days work
- >not much else to do so you lay on the sofa and watch TV
- >you hear two fluffies walk in to your house through the partially open door
- >one of the fluffy pony's says "i fownd some nummies"
- >this alerts you
- >you walk to the door to see the fluffies eating your cat food
- >"what the fuck are you doing"
- >the bigger pony replies with "i fownd sum nummies, wan some"
- >you pick up the cat food bowl and put it out of the ponies reach
- >the smaller pony asks "why yu meenie tak ma nummies away"
- >your anger meeter is slowly building although managing to keep rage contained
- >"its fucking cat food"
- >the bigger pony replies with "gif nummies or i huwt you"
- >rage meter filling
- >you lock the smaller pony in a cage to rape later
- >grabbing the bigger fluff ball by the back legs you shout
- >"FUCKING TRY TOO HURT ME YOU RETARD HORSE"
- >squeezing the fluffues legs to the point where bones crack
- >"no huwt fwuffy, fwuffy bin good"
- >shit flies everywhere
- >squeezing his legs harder and harder the fluffy sequels in pain
- > finally you place him on the ground
- >"now you shitty ball of fluff pick up your turds
- >he tries to move but his legs are crushed to pieces
- >"fwuffy cawnt fwuffy leg huwt to much"
- >"well if you cant pick them up then eat them"
- >"no no poowpie is smewwy"
- >you pick the useless piece of shit up and break its front hooves
- >as you squeeze harder and harder more bones crack and snap
- >placing the sobbing fluff ball next to the other pony you say "welcome to hell"
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