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party anon in equestria chapter 4

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  1. >You dream party
  2. >It's better becausee their's booze
  3. >More of your favorite music too.
  4. >Not any different from other parties
  5. >You and Pinkie wake up at the same time
  6. >weird
  7. >You give her a quick kiss on the lips
  8. >You get out of the bed
  9. >Brain: "you stink"
  10. >rude
  11. >Brain: "I mean take a fucking bath smart ass"
  12. >Hmmm do p0nies take baths?
  13. >They must because you found a bath
  14. >YAY shower head
  15. >Turn dat shit on
  16. >Brain: "You're still dressed"
  17. 1/?
  18.  
  19. >Oh
  20. >You take your clothes off
  21. >Turn dat shit on now!
  22. >the water hits you
  23. >it's the perfect temperature
  24. >Megusta.jpg
  25. >Oh god it's like a rainy day
  26. >Scrubidybublly yourself
  27. >You step out to find the door open
  28. >pinkie is in the doorway
  29. >Her eyes widen at the sight of your member
  30. >You both stare at eachother for a long moment
  31. >you could sware she was only staring at your dick
  32. "Alright this is getting weird"
  33. >It got weird a long time ago
  34. >You start getting dressed
  35. >You only have time to get a shirt on when twilight comes in yelling
  36. >Twilight: " COME ON WE HAVE A TRAIN TO CATCH"
  37. >thats when she sees you, your dick, and pinkie in the same room
  38. >Twilight: "EUAGHEAGH"
  39.  
  40. 2/?
  41.  
  42. >A single meatball falls from her horn
  43. >Pinkie and you in unison: "it's not what it looks like!"
  44. >You dash to put your boxers on
  45. >Twilight : "then why are you in the nude?"
  46. "I just took a shower!"
  47. >Pinkie: "Twilight calm down, hes my specialsomehuman!"
  48. >Twilight: "I knew it, I knew if he picked anyone it would be you."
  49. "What do you mean"
  50. >Twilight: "You both like the same things. to party and cupcakes. but this soon?
  51. "Yeah so what?"
  52. >Twilight: "I mean its all so sudden!"
  53. "And?"
  54. >You give her a look that says
  55. >i dont give 1 single fuck
  56.  
  57. 3/?
  58.  
  59. >Walking down the path
  60. >Still got an hour till you board the train
  61. >Walk into the bakery giving pinkie a piggy back ride
  62. >Humming the tune to we are young
  63. >Shes resting her head on yours
  64. >SOO SOOOFT
  65. >She smells the goods in the store
  66. >She imediately jumps off your back
  67. >You judo chop the nearest thing
  68. >A cake
  69. >You cut the cake right in half
  70. >Shop Owner: "woah that cake was made of rocks!"
  71. >Your hand will kill you for this later
  72. "it was made......OF ROCKS?"
  73. >Shop Owner: "well not really, it was made of jems
  74. >Even worse
  75. >You look at your hand
  76. >Its dripping a liquid
  77. >Thats not  blood
  78. >its fucking lava
  79. "what the fuck! get it off! get it off!"
  80. >a note appears behind you
  81.                                 Dear Anon
  82. i have seen misfortune to your hand in the future so i gave you magma fist for a short time
  83.                                     love
  84.                                     luna
  85. >wait love
  86. >luna has the hots for you
  87. >ppppfttttch
  88. >pinkie: "whatcha readin?"
  89. "luna saw something bad happen in the future so she fixed it"
  90.  
  91. 4/?
  92.  
  93. >Owner: "Hey as long as your hand is like that can you cut the rest of the cakes? i'll pay ya."
  94. "Sure"
  95. >You procede to cut cakes with yo magma fist
  96. >It wears off about 20 mins before the train departs
  97. >colect bits
  98. >You board the train
  99. >This time their are 3 beds but you only use 2
  100. >She lays her head on your chest and falls asleep
  101. >How does she always smell like cotton candy?
  102. "Sweet dreams"
  103. >You fall asleep
  104. >You wake up to a single cupcake
  105. >it says "i love you anon xoxoxo -pinkie"
  106. >shes amazing
  107. >as fucking always twilight comes through your door roaring "Anon where here!"
  108. "okay"
  109. >you come to focus
  110. "where is pinkie"
  111. >twilight: i haven't seen her lets go look around
  112. >you walk through a few cars and then suddenly
  113.  
  114. 5/5
  115.  
  116. what suddenly happened
  117. will anon find pinkie
  118.  
  119. all we be awnsered next time on partyanon