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party anon in equestria chapter 3

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  1. >her face turns more red than before
  2. >pinkie: "whosaidanythingaboutthatanon!"
  3. >she gives you the most innocent smile you've ever seen
  4. >Baaaaaaaaw!
  5. >its also the cutest smile youve ever seen
  6. >brain: "ikr"
  7. >a thought slips
  8. "thats so cute"
  9. >pinkie: "what?"
  10. "uhh, nothing"
  11. >badpokerface.mov
  12. >pinkie: "tell me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease"
  13. "that smile"
  14. >pinkie "you mean this one"
  15. >she does it again
  16. >HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
  17. "yes that one"
  18. >pinkie "interesting"
  19. >suddenly she has a serious face
  20. >pinkie "we need more cupcakes"
  21. "heck yes we do!"
  22. >pinkie: "you're the best person ive ever partied with!"
  23. >you blush
  24. "well i did party before i came here alot"
  25. >you look back to your college days
  26. >so many parties
  27. >and your still a virgin
  28. >how the fuck did you manage to not have sex
  29. >oh yeah you dont believe in sex before marrage
  30.  
  31. 1/?
  32.  
  33. >pinkie: " i guess we should go find twilight"
  34. >you find twilight in the next room
  35. >shes reading a book
  36. "hey twilight whatcha reading"
  37. >twilight: "a book"
  38. >rude
  39. >you look at the cover
  40. >well shit its name is a book
  41. "cool  book"
  42. >pinkie: "well is it party time
  43. "LETS GO MAKE CUPCAKES!"
  44. >you make more cupcakes
  45. >you procede to make cupcakes
  46. >shes singing a song about cupcakes
  47. "your a good singer"
  48. >she blushes
  49. >3 hours later you reach the train station
  50. >it looks amazing
  51. >you get off the train
  52. >all the p0nys are wearing suits
  53. >LOL
  54. >a guard p0ny walks up to you
  55. >guard: "are you mister anonymous"
  56. "yes i am"
  57. >guard: "please follow me"
  58. >he leads you to a palace
  59. "Wow!"
  60. "where do we stay at?"
  61. >guard: "here at the palace"
  62. "WE ARE?"
  63.  
  64. 2/?
  65.  
  66.  
  67. guard p0ny: "the princess only has 2 rooms ready though"
  68. >well isnt this ironic
  69. >almost on que
  70. >pinkie: "ILL BE WITH ANON!"
  71. "thats fine i guess"
  72. >pinkie: "YES!"
  73. "no funny buisness"
  74. >pinkie: "okey dokey lokey!"
  75. "party in the room?"
  76. >pinkie: "YEAH!"
  77. >you party hard
  78. >when done you two fall apon the bed
  79. >pinkie: "anon remember when you said if i wanted to be in a relationship i just had to ask
  80. >you smile
  81. "yeeeeeeeeeessss"
  82. >pinkie:wana be my specialsomep- i mean human
  83. "yes i do pinkie, yes i do
  84. >brain: "is this really smart anon? i mean you've only been here for a couple of days"
  85. >i don't know brain
  86.  
  87. 3/?
  88.  
  89. >you wake up to pinkie on top of you again
  90. >you're okay with this
  91. >you start to stroke her mane
  92. >its so soft
  93. >Twilight come burstin in all loud and shit
  94. >twilight "It's time to see celestia"
  95. >this awakens pinkie
  96. >twilight sees her on top of you
  97. >this rustles her jimmies
  98. >twilight: "WHAT!"
  99. "dont worry about it"
  100. >twilight: "okaaayyy i guess."
  101. >you, pinkie, and twilight are walkin down a long hallway
  102. >well pinkie is doing her bouncing.
  103. >DAAAAAW
  104. >you reach the end of the hall
  105. >the door opens from the magic of 2 unicorn guards
  106. >this still amazes you
  107. >the room is huge
  108. >you see an alicorn in the middle of the room. must be celestia
  109. >her mane was flowing but their was no wind blowing
  110. >her cutey mark was the sun
  111. >next to her was a smaller alicorn with the moon for a cutey mark
  112. "hey i know the bigger one is celestia but who is the smaller one"
  113. >twilight: "thats luna she raises and lowers the moon"
  114. >utterly amazing!
  115. >celestia: "are you anonymous or as twilight calls you anon"
  116. "all friends call me anon, so you can call me anon"
  117. >in the loudest voice posibile
  118. >luna: "I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND"
  119. "okay!"
  120. >luna: "THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED"
  121.  
  122. 4/?
  123.  
  124. "NO, MORE THAN THAT!"
  125. >pinkie: "party time?"
  126. >luna: "INDEED"
  127. "YEAH!"
  128. >you're partying with royalty
  129. >you even got the guards to dance
  130. >celestia is just facepalming
  131. >you walk up to luna pinkie at your side
  132. >time to learn about this strange world a little bit more
  133. >after about 10 mins of talk pinkie is anxious
  134. >she pulls you off to a large open space
  135. >the music suddenly changes
  136. >you remember this kind of music
  137. >it was your favorite
  138. "DUBSTEP!"
  139. >you start doing the robot to the tune of the music
  140. >everyp0ny joined in on the dancing exept celestia
  141. "come on celestia join us"
  142. >celestia: "i dont know im not very good at dancing"
  143. "i bet your a good dancer"
  144. >she walks over and starts to dance next to you and pinkie
  145. >shes amazing at it
  146. "i knew you'd be good at this"
  147. >the song changes
  148. >you remember this too
  149. >stayin alive
  150. >you sing along
  151. "you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk"
  152. >you're enjoying yourself
  153. "wait how did you find this song?"
  154. >luna: "i kinda slipped into your dreams and saw a young man dancing to it"
  155. "NICE!"
  156. >luna: "you're not mad
  157. "we should meet in my dreams and talk, that would be amazin!"
  158. >luna: "oooooo seems fun.
  159.  
  160. 5/?
  161.  
  162. >the party is over
  163. >your talking to celestia about human culture and that bullshit
  164. "we dont keep peace like you ponies, we have wars over stupid stuff."
  165. >you clear your throat
  166. "im from a place on earth named america we where basicly the police of the world"
  167. >celestia: so your people kill eachother for reasons like this thing called terrorism. what is terrorism"
  168. "ill give you an example a foriegn country blew up 2 of our towers and killed l..lots of people"
  169. >you try to hold in sobs
  170. "my wife was in one of them"
  171. >celestia: thats horible
  172. >just remembering the day made you cry
  173. "she worked there she had just gotten a promotion and she called me.. next thing i knew i heared an explosion"
  174. by now multiple tears where racing down your cheeks
  175. "i went outside and i saw the tower she was in on fire"
  176. >celestia magics over a towel
  177. "thanks"
  178. >celestia: "how do you live with this?"
  179. "i accepted christianity"
  180. >celestia: "whats that?"
  181. "its a religion that states that their is only 1 God"
  182. >you remember how you got here
  183. >the world was waged in war
  184. >bombs where exploding all around you
  185. >your squadmates where all dieing around you
  186. >you got shot in the chest and you where ghasping for air
  187. >you see a bright light above you
  188. >its an angel
  189. angel:"anon your heart is in the right place but now is not your time. im sending you to a place where im not"
  190. "who are you"
  191. >angel: "i am jesus, i have came for the 2nd coming
  192. "what do you mean your sending me somewhere your not?"
  193. >jesus: "im sending you somewhere where i do not rule"
  194. "thank you"
  195. >jesus: "i hope we meet again"
  196. >the next thing you know you where here
  197.  
  198. 6/?
  199.  
  200. "before i came here my god said he does not rule here"
  201. celestia: "okay"
  202. "he brought me here at the end of the world becasue he loved me"
  203. celestia: "he's a all loving god?"
  204. "yes he is"
  205. >you remember your back pocket
  206. >you pull your wallet out
  207. "i have some pictures of my x-wife in here. would you like to see them?
  208. >celestia: "sure"
  209. >she looks over the photos in a state of extreme tought
  210. >celestia: "whats that other green stuff in there"
  211. "oh its what americans use as currency"
  212. >celestia: "the plastic things?"
  213. "cards, like this is my credit card"
  214. >you show her it
  215. >celestia: "well have a good time in your new home, equestria!"
  216. "i will princess"
  217. >shes so nice
  218. >you walk back to your room
  219. >pinkie is waiting for you
  220. >pinkie: "what did ya talk about?"
  221. "eh human culture and all that nonsence"
  222. >pinkie: "tell me tommarow"
  223. >you two kiss and sleep
  224. >"in your deams you had a visitor"
  225.  
  226. 7/?
  227.  
  228. "Hello Luna"
  229. >Luna: "Hello Anon"
  230. "I didn't know royalty could dance like that."
  231. >she is a good dancer
  232. >Luna: "I take classes for dancing"
  233. "nice."
  234. >You dream yourself a seat
  235. >You cant stop thinking about Pinkie
  236. >She pops out of nowhere
  237. >Pinkie: "Hi there Anon"
  238. "did you get us in the same dream Luna?"
  239. >Luna: you where thinking of her so i snatched her dream and combined them."
  240. >pinkie: "You where thinking of me Anon! Thats so sweet!"
  241. >All 3 in unison: "This calls for a party
  242.  
  243. 8/8
  244. p.s ill fix grammar errors later. its to late