Title:           party anon in equestria chapter 1
Author:          key_master
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First Edit:      Monday 23rd of April 2012 02:21:24 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 23rd of April 2012 02:21:24 PM CDT

>open your eyes
>fuckin blur of pastel
>wait, your ceiling isn't pastel
>you yell with the force of 100 fus ro dahs
"whatintheflyingfuck!"
>"it can talk" says a high voice
>wait is that a fucking pony
>it is a pony
"wait you can talk? your a pony"
>the pony seems offended
>"yes i can talk thank you very much!"
"okay then where am I"
>she looks at you confused
>"ponyville of course"
 
1/?
 
>you figure if it talks it has a name
"whats your name?"
>"twilight sparkle,and may i ask who are you
"i am anonymous, but friends call me anon."
>"may i call you anon" she says with a sheepish grin
"indeed"
>"what kind of animal are you?"
" I am a human I come from planet earth"
>"where is earth?"
"in the milkyway"
>your annoyed at how many questions shes asking you
"Will you stop asking all these questions?"
>she nods "yes"
"well if im in this ponyville can you show me around?"
 
2/?
 
>you are shuffling through town and twilight is just staring at you
>your scaring someponies because your a fucking alien to you, but others are shuffling with you
"err day im shufflin"
>and all the fucking sudden a pink pony comes crashing into you
>pink pony: "ohmygoshyoumustbenewaroundherewegottahaveapartyandillinviteeveryone"
"and whats your name pink pony?"
>pink pony: "my name is pinkie pie whats yours"
"my name is anonymous, but please call me anon"
>pinky: whats that dance you where doing? i want to do it too! will you teach me pleeeeeeeeeease!
>you teach pinky to shuffle and you start shuffling together
"hatins bad"
>pinky: i gotta go. HUUUUGE batch of cupcakes to make. bye"
>and just like that shes bouncing off
>twi:"yeah shes just full of energy"
"And fun!"
>And here comes a blur of cyan just fuckin launching into your stomach
 
3/?
 
 
>you puke the contents of your last meal
>spaghetti...
>cyan pony:sorry mister.... eagheruah what is that thing!
>twilight: this is a human he comes from a planet named earth
>cyan pony: well it sure is a weird creature
>twilight: it has a name rainbow dash, it is anonymous"
>what a bro
>rainbow:"okay, well sorry mister anonymous"
"please call me anon"
>rainbow: "i gotta be off theirs a thunderstorm coming tonight so watch out"
"wait how does she know this?"
>twilight "pegasus controll weather around here silly
>you want to say somthing but you guess its not that important
>as you try to get up you hear a cracking in your ribs
"awww sheeeeeet"
>twilight: ill take you to fluttershy she works with animals, but shes shy, so dont scare her
>seemslegit.jpg
>your walking with the sharpest fucking pain in your chest intill you get there
>twilight: hello fluttershy are you here?
 
4/?
 
>you see the most beutiful mare  fly out from behind the house
>shut up brain ponies cant be beutiful
>brain:fuck you
>flttershy: "yes im here and..eep!"
>she jumps behind a rock
>twilight: "dont worry he wont hurt you! hes my new friend anon"
"yup thats me!"
>fluttershy:"oh wel..well wh..whats he do..doing here?"
>she peeps out from behind the rock
>twilight: "he got hurt when rainbow dash crashed into him"
>fluttershy flys out from behind the rock
>fluttershy: "wel..well thats a real problem. come here and let me se it mister anon, i mean if thats okay with you"
>wow she really is shy
>to bad shes a real good look
>srsly brain stop it
>brain: no
>you walk over to fluttershy and she examines you
>fluttershy: a broken rib you may want a few days in bedrest.if you want
"i have no place to sleep"
>fluttershy "well thats bad. wait, i have an idea. you could stay at my house intill your better
"that sounds wonderful"
 
5/?
 
>she leads you back to her house it smells of flowers
>you love flowers
>fluttershy: you can sleep on my couch
>the couch is small but you can deal with it
"thank you for letting me sleep here"
>fluttershy: "d..dont think about it im always willing to help."
>shes still a little scared of you
>shes so cute the way she flies
"agreed"
>fluttershy: what anon?
>ohshityourthinkingoutloud
"nothing just sayin random words"
>with that said you lay down on the couch
>oh god the feeling of this couch is a good feel
>the couch is so comfortable that you fall asleap almost instantly
>you wake up to a bunny trying to slap te shit outa you.
"wat"<.>
>you pick up the bunny get up and place the bunny on the floor
"why are you trying to slap the shit outa me?"
>fluttershy walks in
>fluttershy: "bunnies dont speak"
>that explains everything!
>you smell the best smelling smell youve ever smelled
"whats that marvolous smell!"
>fluttershy: "spaghetti!"
 
6/?
 
>your ribs feel fine
"why do my ribs feel so fine in only a day"
>fluttershy: "i dont know anon"
>you start to realise you'll never see earth again
>not a single fuck was given
>someone knocks on the door
>fluttershy opens the door
>you get on the floor
>the person at the door was a dinosaur
>LOL JK
>it's twilight
>twilight: hey anon i sent a letter to celestia about you and she says she wants to see you in person!
"who's celestia?"
>twilight: the fair and just ruler of all equestria who raises the sun and lowers it
"should i be worried?"
>twilight: "no shes really nice"
"when am i to see her?"
>twilight: "in 2 days"
"then we beter get on a train"
>twilight: "sounds fun!"
"WE SHOULD BRING PINKY!"
>your yelling apperently rustles fluttershy's jimmies
 
7/?
 
>your running with the speed of 100 kenyans to find pinkie.
>you turn on sugarcube corner
>you shoot
>you score!
>theres pinky being as jumpy as much as yesterday
"PINKY WANT TO GO TO CANTERLOT TO MEET THE PRINCESS WITH ME?"
>pinky:"YEAH I WANT TO GO!"
"HECK YEAH"
>brohoof /)(\
>you and pinky run back to fluttershys house
>well she kinda jumps
"ENERGY! AHHHHH!"
>you take a swig of powerthirst
>you crush the can while running
>you reach the house and you stop
"that was amazing!"
>pinky: "heck yeah it was!"
"to the train!"
>sadly you have to walk to the train because twilight isnt fast
>you get on the train
>pinky: anon will you tell me your life story
"well i dont know how i got here but i can tell you this
.....
 
 
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