Title:           Skelenon
Author:          key_master
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First Edit:      Tuesday 29th of April 2014 08:39:41 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 29th of April 2014 08:39:41 PM CDT

>Skelenon was walking to Twilight sparkle's tree one day
>When he got there he knocked on her door and hid in a bush
>When she opened the door anon popped out
>she was sp00ked solid by his bones
>when she recovered she was angry
"that struck my funny bone"
>she let out a sarcastic laugh and told him to go away
"come on, cant you be humerus for once?"
>she is not amused
"Stop SKULLking around, Don't I tickle your ribs?"
>she throws a book at Skelenon and he falls apart
"look what you did you numbskull. Did i rattle your bones?
>twilight put Skelenon back together again
 
 
one day skelenon was taking a walk to luna's house because she was the only person who liked his skeleton puns
>you do the usual knock and hide in the bush tactic
>Celestia opens the door and Luna is close behind
>You pop out of the bush and sp00k Celestia to the bone
>You and Luna have a quick laugh
"I guess I rattled her bones"
>This starts a laughing fit between you and Luna
"when she recovers I'm BONED"
>you and Luna spring with the quickness like lightning, disappear
>you and Luna fly too the moon
> She is a magic horse and you have no lungs
>You will live a peaceful life on the moon telling bone jokes to your partner
 
 
>day 54 on the moon
>So the moon really is made of cheese
>too bad you can't eat it because you are a sp00ky skellington
>Luna has been acting strange
>every chance she gets she throws a sexual skeleton joke at you
>She wants the bone
>Later in your moon cheese house Luna is lying in the bed legs spread
and then they boned
 
 
>one morning you and Luna flew back to equestria
>you find out that your archenemy Coco Pommel has become a super hero
>she was using human skin for her costume
>that's your skin and you are going to steal it back
>first you must think of a witty name for yourself
>you decide on the name "Evil Boner man"
>you and Luna fly to Coco's house and knock on her door
>you hide in the bush and when she opens the door you pop out
>she's spooked solid
>You steal back your skin and become Skin Man
>you send Coco to court for stealing your skin in the first place
>She gets sent to mental hospital
>You become the hero equestria needs. fighting crime by day and living your normal skeleton life at night
>today was a good day