Title:           Flim Flam Boop
Author:          kainff2
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/NsUukgFr
First Edit:      Saturday 18th of February 2012 09:43:53 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 18th of February 2012 09:43:53 PM CDT

[Flim]
        Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every thread
        Ponies with thirsty minds, dry pics, and not a drop of greentext to be read
        Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair
[Flam]
        That the key that they need to solve the sad greentext shortage you and I will share
 
    Ponies: [excited chattering]
 
        [Flim and Flam]
        Well you've got opportunity
        In this here board called /mlp/
 
        [Flam]
        He's Flim
 
        [Flim]
        He's Flam
 
        [Flim and Flam]
        We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
        Traveling greentexters nonpareil
 
    Pinkie Pie: Non-pa what?
 
        [Flim]
        Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see
        No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to read what you want to read
        And that's a new >feel, with tons of greentext
        Fresh typed and ready for reading
 
        [Flam]
        More greentext than you can read in all your days of >feeling
 
    Rainbow Dash: I doubt that.
 
        [Flim and Flam]
        So take this opportunity
        [Flim, Flam, and Crowd]
        In this here board called /mlp/
 
        [Flam]
        He's Flim
 
        [Flim]
        He's Flam
 
        [Flim and Flam]
        We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
        Traveling greentexters nonpareil
 
        [Flim]
        I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of posting
 
        [Flam]
        I say, our mode of using quote marks
 
        [Flim]
        And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised greentext?
 
        [Flam]
        Any trip can make a fic and A-non will just call it shit.
 
        [Flim]
        But my brother and I have something most unique and superb
        Unseen at any time in this great new world
 
        [Flim and Flam]
        And that's opportunity
 
        [Flim]
        Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best
 
        [Flam]
        The unbelievable
 
        [Flim]
        Unimpeachable
 
        [Flam]
        Indispensable
 
        [Flim]
        Too-Long-Didn't-Read-able
 
        [Flim and Flam]
        Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Greentext Writer 6000
 
    Flam: What d'you say, Faget?
 
        [Crowd]
        Oh, we got opportunity
        In this here board called /mlp/
        Please Flim, please Flam, help us out of this jam
        With the Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Greentext Writer 6000
 
    Flim: Young faget, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delirious, and might I add spell-bindingly stupid fanfics for our little demonstration here?
    Anonymous: Uh, sure, I guess.
 
        [Crowd]
        Opportunity, in MLPG
 
        [Flam]
        Ready Flim?
        [Flim]
        Ready Flam?
        [Flim and Flam]
        Let's bing-bang BOOP!
 
    Flim: And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable greentext!
 
        [Crowd]
        greentext, greentext, greentext, greentext...
 
    Flim: Watch closely my friends!
    Flam: The fun begins!
    Flim: Now, here's where the magic happens, right here in this heaving roiling greentext press boiling guts of the very machine, those fanfics plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A top-notch five-star blow-your-horseshoes-off one-of-a-kind greentext!
    Flam: Feel free to take a sneak peek!
 
        [Brony Smith]
        Now wait, you fellers, hold it!
        You went and over-sold it!
        I guarantee that what you have there won't compare
        For the very most important ingredient
        Can't be added or done expedient
        And it's quality, friends, /b/ and Ponychans's quality and care!
 
        [Flim]
        Well Brony, I'm glad you brought that up, my friend, I say I'm glad you brought that up
        You see that we are very picky when it comes to greentext if you'll kindly lurk, you fuck.
 
        [Flam]
        Yes, sir, yes ma'am this great machine, it's just the very best
        So whaddaya say then, fagets
        Care to step into the modern world
        And put the Super Speedy Greentext Writer 6000 to the test?
 
        [Crowd]
        greentext, greentext, greentext, greentext...
 
    Flim: What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Bronies can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C'mon /mlp/, you know what I'm talking about!
 
        [Flim and Flam]
        We're saying you've got
 
        [Flim, Flam and Crowd]
        Opportunity
        In this here board called /mlp/
        He's Flim, he's Flam
        We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
        Traveling greentexters nonpareil
 
        [Flim and Flam]
        BOOP!