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Baby Steps

By: jffry890 on Jun 26th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 14.43 KB  |  hits: 13  |  expires: Never
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  1. >I awoke with the rising sun the next morning.
  2. >I'm not sure why.
  3. >Something just sort of made me get out of bed today.
  4. >I suppose it's for the best.
  5. >I was freezing my freakin' tail off last night.
  6. >I wish I been given more than this sheet they call a blanket.
  7. >Crawling out from my tent, the warmth of the morning sun hits me immediately.
  8. >Looking around, I notice I'm not the only one roused by the rising sun.
  9. >You would think most people would lie in bed most of the day, myself included.
  10. >Something about the sun just kickstarts the day, whether you'd like it to or not.
  11. >It's the start of my first real day in Four Cannon.
  12. >And I have no idea what the hell I'm supposed to do.
  13. >That all-too-familiar sound of hunger hits my ears.
  14. >At least that was decided easily enough.
  15. >I decide to snack on a few more dandelions to give me that morning breakfast boost.
  16. >A few other flowers make their way into my stomach as well.
  17. >It was mostly just a taste experiment and to see if they don't make me sick.
  18. >Although given that most others are eating them, that doesn't seem likely, but you can never be too sure.
  19. >They didn't taste that bad, actually.
  20. >I find the flowers with the broader petals are tastier than the ones with many small ones.
  21. >I'll have to come back and pick some for later.
  22.  
  23. >Going back to my tent, I take the empty water bottle from my pack into my mouth and head towards the river.
  24. >I pass a small cemetery on the way to the river banks.
  25. >The fact that several have already died isn't too surprising, but still a sobering thought.
  26. >I don't intend to become one of them.
  27. >Taking a seat on the bank, I unscrew the cap and set it aside.
  28. >Holding the bottle broadside between my teeth, I dunk my snout into the cold, flowing water.
  29. >It takes several dunks as I pull my head up to breathe, but I manage to refill my water supply for now.
  30. >It doesn't appear to murky, but with no way to actually tell or purify it, I'm regretfully stuck with it.
  31. >I dunk my head into the river and take a few mouthfuls of water to quench my thirst.
  32. >And while I'm here...
  33. >I leap forward and plunge myself into the water.
  34. >It's absolutely freezing, but hey, I need a bath.
  35. >Emerging back into the sun's warm embrace to dry, I take my water bottle and begin my plan for the day.
  36.  
  37. >I must have spent a good 30 minutes just picking up and placing my water bottle down with my hooves and mouth.
  38. >Then I realized I'm able to just lightly grasp it by wrapping my hoof around it.
  39. >Wrist.
  40. >Ankle.
  41. >Whatever the hell it is.
  42. >Point being, I'm fucking retarded for not realizing this sooner.
  43. >It's like a pseudo hand without the fingers.
  44. >At least I just freed up more options for tools and methods to get my former skills back on track.
  45. >Regardless of this realization, it's still going to take a while for much to happen.
  46. >With a bit more practice of wielding my bottle, I switch to sticks just to see if results are similar.
  47. >Indeed they are, but the range of motion in which I can swing the stick is considerably greater than using my mouth and neck to swing.
  48. >There's a lot less power behind it, though, so practicality isn't that great.
  49. >Walking with only three legs is also fairly difficult.
  50. >An idea comes to mind and I make my way back to the tent and grab my pack.
  51. >Now that the more important part of my day has been checked off, and much sooner I might add, I can start re-learning basic outdoor skills.
  52. >Like lighting a fire!
  53.  
  54. >As I walk though town to go back into the woods, I get consistently confronted by various ponies asking for me to vote for them to various positions in the community.
  55. >I don't even know what any of them are even like, so voting for any of them would be like telling a friend to go to a resaraunt you've never been to yourself.
  56. >Or setting your friend up with a random girl.
  57. >The possibilities of things going wrong is too great, so I think I'll just sit this one out.
  58. >Unfortunately, I'd rather not piss off any potential leader of our new town, so I sit and listen, despite me wanting to just go.
  59. >Taking much longer than it should have, I finally escape the town and begin my walk to the forest border.
  60. >Except this time there's a new sight to behold.
  61. >Turns out, that little tower on that ridge belongs to a light brown unicorn.
  62. >Watching him as I pass, he appears to try and charge a spell.
  63. >An audible "pop" is heard along with a puff of smoke, resulting in him rolling backwards down the hill and out of view.
  64. >I take a few quick steps towards the shack to see if he's alright.
  65. >I stop when he reappears over the hill, reassuring my thoughts.
  66. >He takes notice of me as I turn to walk away.
  67.  
  68. >Coming up on the forest, I set my pack beneath an oak and stray just into the tree line.
  69. >I collect up fallen sticks, leaves, and pine needles and bring them back to my bag.
  70. >I set the wood and tinder in a pile and then sit and contemplate on how to exactly go about this.
  71. >These sticks aren't as dry as I would prefer, and the pine needles and leaves are pretty green as well.
  72. >If I had a lighter or match, this wouldn't be that much of an issue.
  73. >Time to go cave man.
  74. >Using my mouth, I chew and peel the bark off of several sticks, revealing the fibrous material beneath it.
  75. >Hopefully this would catch a spark.
  76. >Ripping a small sheet of bark from the tree behind me, I use that as a base to hold the tinder.
  77. >With a fairly sturdy-looking stick, I hold it in both hooves and start rubbing the tinder rapidly against the sheet of tree bark.
  78. >Many minutes go by and my muscles are starting to get worn out.
  79. >Pressing my cheek against the wood, I can feel the heat from the friction off of it.
  80. >It's warm, but not hot.
  81. >I decide to sit and give it a rest.
  82.  
  83. >What does a fire need to live?
  84. >Heat? Check.
  85. >Fuel? Check.
  86. >Oxygen?
  87. >Looking over my little set up, I can't tell if that's the issue.
  88. >I know I can get it to warm up a bit more, but air flow?
  89. >The flat bark doesn't allow it to breathe from below and the rubbing stick sort of chokes it from the top.
  90. >Giving it a few more minutes of rest, I attempt it once more.
  91. >This time, I split the stick just a crack to allow a small bit of air flow to the tinder below.
  92. >I also move from under the shade of the oak in hopes the sun will help warm it up.
  93. >Getting the friction going is tiring and the muscles in my forlegs start to ache much sooner than before.
  94. >I press harder and faster, trying to heat it to the best of my ability.
  95. >The unique scent of burning wood hits my nostrils as it begins heating up.
  96. >The little fibers in of the peeled sticks gradually start to darken, but still no coal to be found.
  97. >I begin blowing lightly from above to help increase air and to not cool it down too much.
  98. >My hooves are freakin' killing me, but I need to know if this works.
  99. >The stench becomes stronger the longer I rub the two pieces of wood together.
  100. >An ever-so-tiny line of smoke begins to rise off from the fibrous tinder.
  101. >I blow harder, hopefully to get it to light.
  102. >I can see the little glowing bits of grass starting to form, but it's just not catching.
  103.  
  104. >I stop for a split second so as to quickly grab some pine needles in my mouth and set them over it before bringing the friction back up to speed.
  105. >Hopefully it didn't cool too much.
  106. >Unfortunately, it did and I spend more time trying to heat it back up.
  107. >The smoke begins to appear once more, and I start breathing more air into the small tinder pile.
  108. "Come on..." I mutter to myself, trying to encourage the little spark to jump to life.
  109. >The coal starts to glow as the heat and air kick in.
  110. >More smoke starts to billow from the small pile and I drop the stick entirely and drop myface as close to the tinder as possible to blow harder and harder into it.
  111. >And then the miracle of life.
  112. >My infant creation dances to life, albeit very weakly.
  113. >I place more pine needles and even rip up some grass to try to bring it to life.
  114. "Come on!" I shout at it.
  115. >More leaves and some small sticks.
  116. >And alas!
  117. >FIRE!!!
  118.  
  119. >I smile and laugh at my creation.
  120. >Oh crap, but I need more wood to keep it going!
  121. >I quickly stand and turn to race back into the trees to find some more sticks for my fire child.
  122. >In my haste, however, I kick my poor baby with my hind legs, forgetting about my extended body.
  123. >I accidentally step on it, snuffing it out.
  124. >Horror hits my face when I realize just what I had done.
  125. "No! No, no ,no ,no, no!"
  126. >I do my best to try to bring the spark back to life, but even the coals were snuffed out.
  127. >It's dead.
  128. "Ah!!!" I rage, kicking the small pile of half-burnt sticks and grass.
  129. >All that work, and I throw it al away to stupidity.
  130. >I walk over and start clunking my head against the oak tree.
  131. "My... Freakin'... Luck," I say with each hit.
  132. >I stop and shake my head.
  133. >Once more, I trek off into the woods to regain more tinder and sticks.
  134. >All afternoon was spent trying to replicate my actions, much to no avail.
  135. >I even miss lunch just so I can keep working on this.
  136. >When it inevitably fails, I kick it all away, grab my pack, and start home.
  137. >There's gotta be a better way to do this...
  138. >I sift through all my knowledge about firemaking on Earth, trying to apply and alter what I can do with hooves as opposed to hands.
  139.  
  140. >I stare at the ground as I walk, ignoring everyone around me.
  141. >I manage to lose track of where I'm going and miss my turn.
  142. >Finally snapping out of it, I look up at my surroundings.
  143. >I almost hit the bridge by now and was about to cross the river.
  144. "Oh. Whoops," I say to myself.
  145. >Turning around, the sound of metal on metal rings into my ears.
  146. >The building I stand in front of is where the noise emenates from.
  147. >The smell of burning charcoal hits my nostrils as well.
  148. >This must be the blacksmith.
  149. >Come to think of it, a nice axe or a knife would be invaluable.
  150. >Maybe if I sweet talk him, perhaps I can walk out with a free blade.
  151. >And maybe he can tell me how he lights those coals.
  152.  
  153. >Entering the smithy, there's no one at the front counter.
  154. >I follow the pounding of metal and the now audible blowing of the bellows.
  155. >The actual workshop is set up well, the forge in the center of the well-ventilated area outside with a roof overhead.
  156. >A yellowish earth pony worked the forge, pumping the bellows.
  157. >I watched as he pulled a sheet of metal from the hot coals and placed it on an anvil.
  158. >Using is mouth, he wielded a hammer and delt some heavy blows to the heated material.
  159. >He then placed it back into the forge.
  160. "Uh... Excuse me?" I called.
  161. >"No, we don't give free knives. No you can't have a full set of plate body armor," said the smithy without even looking back at you.
  162. >Well there goes that idea.
  163. >Quick, think of something to recover with.
  164. "I'm sorry?"
  165. >The smithy pulled the heated metal once more from the forge, hammered it, and then dunked it into a barrel of water to cool.
  166. >Then he finally looked at you.
  167. >"What?"
  168. "What did you did you say?"
  169. >"Oh, sorry. A lot of ponies come in here looking for free knives or body armor. It's gets old fast."
  170. "Oh..."
  171.  
  172. >He stepped past me to the store front to which I follow.
  173. >"So what can I help you with, friend?"
  174. "Actually, I just have a question."
  175. >"Shoot."
  176. "What do you use to light your forge?"
  177. >He tilted his head at the strange question.
  178. >"Are you implying I'm using something suspicious in my forge?"
  179. "No, not at all. I'm just curious."
  180. >"Well, for a lack of actual coal, I have to use wood charcoal. It doesn't burn as hot as coal, so I can't properly treat the metal."
  181. >I hold a hoof up to silence him and shake my head.
  182. "That's not what I mean. I mean what do you use to LIGHT it," I say with special emphasis on "light".
  183. >"Oh..." he says, now understanding what I mean. "With our lighter kit we got in our starter packs."
  184. "What the hell are you talking about?"
  185. >"That's your pack, right?" he asks, pointing to my bag. "Everything is still in there?"
  186. "Yes."
  187. >"Give it here."
  188. >He walks around the counter to me as I drop the pack to the floor.
  189. >The smithy flips the bag open and sifts through the contents.
  190. >"Hm..."
  191. >Then he overturns the entire thing and empties it onto the floor.
  192. >I step back to avoid the cascade of gear at my feet.
  193. >The smithy gently kicks a few things aside and grabs something in his mouth to set aside.
  194. >"There's one," he says.
  195. >Digging around some more, he picks up a second object and sets it with the other.
  196.  
  197. >I walk around to get a closer look at what he had.
  198. >One was an twisted piece of metal.
  199. >The other was a rock.
  200. >Holding the metal in his mouth and placing a hoof over the rock, he swing the metal piece, striking the rock.
  201. >The end result was a small shower of sparks flying off the rock from the impact.
  202. >"Ah, there we go!"
  203. >I stood there in awe with my mouth agape.
  204. >He looked back with a smile and set the flint and steel back in my bag.
  205. "I was not aware that was even in there," I said low and ashamedly.
  206. >"Have you ever even gone through your kit yet?"
  207. >I silently shook my head, not making eye contact with him.
  208. "I'm an idiot," I mutter.
  209. >"It's all good," said the smithy.
  210. >I look up to see a hoof extended towards me.
  211. >"The name's Strong Metal," he introduced. "And you would be?"
  212. >I meet his hoof with my own.
  213. "Blue."
  214. >He looked me up and down.
  215. >"Yeah you are," he said with a grin.
  216. "It was hastily chosen, what can I say?"
  217. >"Is it meaningful to you?" he asked.
  218. >I shrug.
  219. "Not really, but I'll make the best of it."
  220. >He nodded.
  221. >"Well alright. Lets get you packed back up then, shall we?"
  222.  
  223. >Strong Metal helps me re-stuff my pack with all the basic gear it came with.
  224. >I can't believe I just wasted several hours of my day for being an ignorant moron.
  225. >After I sling my pack, I beg to ask a question.
  226. "So you said something earlier about knives?"
  227. >"What? Oh! Right. Yeah, we've got a few knives and stuff, but the lack of actual ore makes it difficult to process anything."
  228. "Suppose I wanted one. What would I have to do to get it?"
  229. >He sat and thought for a minute.
  230. >"I'm not sure. I'll have to get back to you on that. Like I said, we're short on supplies."
  231. "Alright," I respond with a respectful nod.
  232. >"But hey, I was just about to close for the night. Would you like to go to the pub? Grab a drink or two? Chat some more?"
  233. >I thought about it, but shook my head instead.
  234. "No thanks. Not a big drinker. Plus I'm thinking of going to bed early. I've had... an annoying afternoon to say the least."
  235. >"Alright, I understand. And hey, if you need anything or want to talk, I'm either here or at the pub."
  236. "You got it."
  237. >Leaving before him, I walk from the blacksmith straight to my tent.
  238. >I drop my pack, crawl under my thin sheet, and drift off to sleep.