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Aero in Zero-G [PiE]

By: jffry890 on Sep 21st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.80 KB  |  hits: 34  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Las Vegas.
  2. >According to your pony friend here, it isn't much different from the city of Las Pegasus in Equestria in terms of attractions.
  3. >A wierd coincidence.
  4. >Although an earth pony, Aero had an unusual undying fascination with the sky and flying.
  5. >When she came to Earth, she had become instantly hooked on the many flying machines humanity had invented.
  6. >Air shows were the best thing ever and she had become the number one fan of the Blue Angels squadron.
  7. >Most girls were content with long walks on the beach or sitting and watching the sun set.
  8. >Aero's favorite pasttime was to sit outside the airport and watch the aircraft take off and land.
  9. >She thought it was the most relaxing thing ever, despite the rediculous noise of the jet engines.
  10. >At one point, she even made mention that it was her dream to be able to fly someday.
  11. >Although she probably meant she wanted to pilot a plane, it was that mention that brought the two of you to Vegas today.
  12. >And no, you were not about to take a vacation aboard a 767.
  13.  
  14. >"Zero-G Corporation?" Aero said, reading off the name of the company from the building.  "What's that?" she asked.
  15. "You'll see here in a minute," you tell her.
  16. >Entering the building, you are greeted by the secretary and, soon after, the instructor.
  17. >The instructor started going over the history of the company and the science behind what it does.
  18. >The moment he made mention of "flight", Aero went starry-eyed and appeared to totally ignore the rest of the brief.
  19. >You can tell because all she would do is excitedly nod her head and say "uh-huh" .
  20. >That'll just make the coming event that much more of a surprise.
  21. >With the brief over and your flight suits on, you make your way out to begin boarding the aircraft.
  22. >From Aero's point of view, this thing was absolutely massive.
  23. >Like a large house.
  24. >At the base of the steps, she suddenly got cold feet.
  25. >With a small push from you, she was able to get aboard the aircraft on her own willpower.
  26. >Aero's excitement rose again once she was actually inside the plane.
  27. >Now getting her to calm down enough to strap her in was another chore in itself.
  28. >All set to go; now we wait.
  29.  
  30. >The bird begins to taxi.
  31. >Aero is getting really giddy as she watches the world outside the window move around her.
  32. >Resting at the end of the runway, the aircraft awaits final takeoff.
  33. >Aero's energy suddenly wears off and her attitude does a complete 180.
  34. >She's suddenly aware of how unnatural a giant metal can in the sky is.
  35. >This goes against nature and God and all things logical.
  36. >Aero starts to panic.
  37. >She wants to get off.
  38. >Too late now.
  39. >The engines roar as the plane speeds down runway and achieves liftoff.
  40. >Aero covers her ears with her hooves and squeezes her eyes shut as she screamed.
  41. >When the plane finally reaches cruising altitude, you are able to unstrap yourself and freely move about the cabin.
  42. >You have to pry Aero's hooves away from her ears so she can hear you.
  43. >Turning her face towards the window, you tell her to open her eyes.
  44. >Aero could see just how high she was and the vast expanse of the land around her stretched all the way to the horizon.
  45. >Once again, her energy spiked and she began galloping back and forth across the cabin to look out the windows.
  46. >She was having a grand old time.
  47.  
  48. >"We are beginning the first descent of the flight," called the pilots over the intercom.
  49. >"What does that mean?" Aero asked you.
  50. >Her question was answered when the bird went into a steep dive.
  51. >Aero looked out the window and freaked out when she saw the ground getting closer and closer.
  52. >"We're gonna crash!" she cried.
  53. >When everyone started to lift off of the floor, she panicked even more.
  54. >"Anon! I'm falling! Help me!"
  55. >Aero squealed and flailed her legs around hysterically.
  56. >Her eyes were shut tight once more so she couldn't see the rest of you gently floating and tumbling around.
  57. >Once again, you had to calm her down and show her that everything was alright.
  58. >"W-What is this?" stammered Aero.
  59. "Didn't you say you wanted to fly someday?" you ask her.  "Well I took it a step further so that you can literally fly!"
  60. >You kick off the wall and gently hovered across the cabin to demonstrate.
  61. >Still very apprehensive, Aero released her iron grip on the hand rails and allowed herself to float freely away from the wall.
  62. >"Ha.  Aha!  Anon, look!  I'm flying!  I'm really flying!"
  63. >Aero bucked off the bulkhead and soared straight into your chest.
  64. >You caught her and proceeded to flip and barrel roll her through the air.
  65. >"So this is what it's like to be a pegasus," commented Aero.
  66.  
  67. >"Brace yourselves for ascension," called the pilots.
  68. Everyone either grabbed hold of the railings or lied flat on the deck.
  69. >Except for Aero who was still blissfully doing front flips in the air.
  70. "Aero!  Hit the deck, quick!"
  71. >"Why?" she asked.
  72. >Again, her question was answered when the aircraft pitched up and she slammed into the floor, unable to move as the g-forces forced her into the floor.
  73. >"Ow!"
  74. "I tried to tell you," you say with a shrug.
  75. >The plane hit it's peak and tilted back down to Earth.
  76. >Aero began to lift off of the floor and had completely forgotten about the pain in her body from her earlier impact.
  77. >You continued to play with her in your weightless state; performing corkscrews and other maneuvers to try and out-do one another.
  78. >Several stages of the flight later, you had finally landed and disembarked the plane.
  79. >"That was a great time, Anon.  I'd love to go again," said Aero with a smile.
  80. "Well you see, there's a problem with that," you start.
  81. >You're interupted when Aero suddenly turns over and vomits onto the flightline.
  82. >"Ugh... But first I would like to get something to eat," she said as she wiped the excess from her mouth onto her flightsuit sleeve.
  83. "Well I hope you like Ramen, because that flight just cost me $5,000 per passenger."