Title:           Sausagerollinz
Author:          jewnocerousrex
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First Edit:      Friday 20th of July 2012 07:22:53 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 20th of July 2012 07:22:53 PM CDT

These stories are about sausagerollinz and his exploits as a fuck. Some of these works are not mine and i do not take credit for them.
 
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>Day sausage in Equestria
>it's summer and with school out you are bored
>You be rollin into town, when suddenly you see a yellow pegasus.
>You silently follow her
>She leads you to a seedy bar
>As you enter you notice there are a lot of doors
>Hey one of them is labeled b
>as you enter everyone yells at you and throws shit at you.
> literally they threw shit at you
>You quickly nope your way out of there.
>You catch a glimpse of the yellow pegasus entering a door marked mlp
>As you enter you notice that everyone here is writing stories.
>you write a story on the back of a napkin
>It's pretty much the greatest story ever.
'HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME I'M NEW LOOK AT ME MY STORY IS GREAT'
>Everyone looks at you and laughs
>you kill yourself that night
good end
 
 
>Day "Sausagerollinz" in Equestria
>You are a Sausage
>You roll on the floor
>ATOMIC POWERS
>ENGAGED
>Now you are atomic rolling
>Ponyville can't handle you right now!
>Ponyville explodes
>You keep rolling
>Bad End
 
 
>Day "Sausagerollinz" in Equestria
>You are a Sausage
>You roll on the floor
>And you wish you could have atomic powers
>Because you don't have
>Now you are mad
>So fucking mad
>OH SHIT
>WHAT'S THAT
>You are on a BBQ being cooked
>And it's hot
>So fucking hot
>You could cook a sausage right now
>Ha-ha, good one dude, good one
>You are being eated by a griphon
>But you are happy
>Because you can have your vengance
>You aren't a normal sausage, of course not.
>You are a LAXATIVE SAUSAGE
>Poor griphon
>Doesn't know what awaits him.
>Laxative End
 
 
>be sausagerollinz in equestria
>be talking to ponies trying to socialize
> try to talk to a poni
>she just screams at you
>lol wtf wrong with her
>head to your reddit design home
>make delicious sausages
>realize the sausage in the frying pan is your penis
>oh no! my penis is cooking
>but it smell so delicious
>sausage-penis teleports into your mouth
>semen sprays everywhere
>oh god its delicous
>want to go talk to more pones
>open the door
>get on the floor
>vomit out the penis sausage
>today was a good day
 
 
>Be sausage in equestria
>Be chilling in ponyville
>start throwing shit
"LOLOLOLOLOLOL"
>Everyone politely tells you to stop
>You throw more shit because that's what a good person would do
>they politely tell you to stop again
"WHY WON"T YOU GIVE ME ATTENTION"
>you start throwing shit again
>Applejack bucks you right in the skull
>you die of potatoe
Good end
 
 
> Day sausage in Equestria
> That feel when you need to shove something up your ass.
> Pour sausages into your ass like water down the drain.
> You get about 40 in there. That's as many as four tens.
> Oh shit nigga why can't I hold all this bratwurst.
> You jizz on your face while you shoot sausages up in the air like a fountain.
> tubgirlreenactment.gif
> Fluttershy finally figured out your fetish.