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By: jewnocerousrex on Jul 20th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.02 KB  |  hits: 108  |  expires: Never
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  1. These stories are about sausagerollinz and his exploits as a fuck. Some of these works are not mine and i do not take credit for them.
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  3. http://vocaroo.com/i/s07dLtV5XaGA
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  5. >Day sausage in Equestria
  6. >it's summer and with school out you are bored
  7. >You be rollin into town, when suddenly you see a yellow pegasus.
  8. >You silently follow her
  9. >She leads you to a seedy bar
  10. >As you enter you notice there are a lot of doors
  11. >Hey one of them is labeled b
  12. >as you enter everyone yells at you and throws shit at you.
  13. > literally they threw shit at you
  14. >You quickly nope your way out of there.
  15. >You catch a glimpse of the yellow pegasus entering a door marked mlp
  16. >As you enter you notice that everyone here is writing stories.
  17. >you write a story on the back of a napkin
  18. >It's pretty much the greatest story ever.
  19. 'HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME I'M NEW LOOK AT ME MY STORY IS GREAT'
  20. >Everyone looks at you and laughs
  21. >you kill yourself that night
  22. good end
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  24.  
  25. >Day "Sausagerollinz" in Equestria
  26. >You are a Sausage
  27. >You roll on the floor
  28. >ATOMIC POWERS
  29. >ENGAGED
  30. >Now you are atomic rolling
  31. >Ponyville can't handle you right now!
  32. >Ponyville explodes
  33. >You keep rolling
  34. >Bad End
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  36.  
  37. >Day "Sausagerollinz" in Equestria
  38. >You are a Sausage
  39. >You roll on the floor
  40. >And you wish you could have atomic powers
  41. >Because you don't have
  42. >Now you are mad
  43. >So fucking mad
  44. >OH SHIT
  45. >WHAT'S THAT
  46. >You are on a BBQ being cooked
  47. >And it's hot
  48. >So fucking hot
  49. >You could cook a sausage right now
  50. >Ha-ha, good one dude, good one
  51. >You are being eated by a griphon
  52. >But you are happy
  53. >Because you can have your vengance
  54. >You aren't a normal sausage, of course not.
  55. >You are a LAXATIVE SAUSAGE
  56. >Poor griphon
  57. >Doesn't know what awaits him.
  58. >Laxative End
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  60.  
  61. >be sausagerollinz in equestria
  62. >be talking to ponies trying to socialize
  63. > try to talk to a poni
  64. >she just screams at you
  65. >lol wtf wrong with her
  66. >head to your reddit design home
  67. >make delicious sausages
  68. >realize the sausage in the frying pan is your penis
  69. >oh no! my penis is cooking
  70. >but it smell so delicious
  71. >sausage-penis teleports into your mouth
  72. >semen sprays everywhere
  73. >oh god its delicous
  74. >want to go talk to more pones
  75. >open the door
  76. >get on the floor
  77. >vomit out the penis sausage
  78. >today was a good day
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  80.  
  81. >Be sausage in equestria
  82. >Be chilling in ponyville
  83. >start throwing shit
  84. "LOLOLOLOLOLOL"
  85. >Everyone politely tells you to stop
  86. >You throw more shit because that's what a good person would do
  87. >they politely tell you to stop again
  88. "WHY WON"T YOU GIVE ME ATTENTION"
  89. >you start throwing shit again
  90. >Applejack bucks you right in the skull
  91. >you die of potatoe
  92. Good end
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  95. > Day sausage in Equestria
  96. > That feel when you need to shove something up your ass.
  97. > Pour sausages into your ass like water down the drain.
  98. > You get about 40 in there. That's as many as four tens.
  99. > Oh shit nigga why can't I hold all this bratwurst.
  100. > You jizz on your face while you shoot sausages up in the air like a fountain.
  101. > tubgirlreenactment.gif
  102. > Fluttershy finally figured out your fetish.
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