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Lulzies in equestria

By: jewnocerousrex on Dec 17th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.95 KB  |  hits: 51  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 735229 on earth
  2. >North Korea just successfully launched a satellite into space
  3. >you were ashamed of yourself for failing your country
  4. >You decide to kill yourself because you suck at space
  5. >you grab your pistol load up a mag and ready the gun
  6. "i'm sorry America we failed you"
  7. >BANG
  8. >You wake up in a field outside of some village
  9. >You can tell you are in another realm, you just can
  10. >As you enter town you see a celebration going on
  11. >closer still and you notice that everyone is ponies
  12. "Pfew there is no way they can into space"
  13. >suddenly a pink one jumps on you and asks 3 billion questions
  14. >You hear her ask where you came from and answer Korea
  15. >A purple one asks How you got there
  16. "I had to leave because someone beat us to space"
  17. >Just then a very tall blue pony with a crown walks up.
  18. >"I was in space once, shit sucks dawg."
  19. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY CAN"T SOUTH KOREA INTO SPACE"
  20. >You grab a rope and hang yourself right there on the spot
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