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Japquestria

By: jewnocerousrex on Jul 22nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.20 KB  |  hits: 72  |  expires: Never
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  1. >day sausagerollinz in equestria
  2. >You rape your money today
  3. >nine months later your money has rape babies >you begin breeding money
  4. "Why has no one thought of this before"
  5. >After breeding all of your money you realize this story needs ponies
  6. >"Hi anon"
  7. "Hey fluttershy"
  8. Good end
  9. >But they turn out to be rape dollars.
  10. >All money soon turns into rape dollars.
  11. >The universal economy is based on rape.
  12. >Everything becomes Japan.
  13. >Bad end.
  14. >Be day rape in Japquestria
  15. >Everyone be raping making those rape dollars
  16. >Betty comes and Bakubakus everyone to oblivion
  17. >"Anon the dragonfires failed"
  18. "Don't worry i got this"
  19. >You strap on your amulate of kings. On your dick
  20. >Dick transcends into Akatosh and fights Mehrunes dagon
  21. >Dick wins
  22. >Dick turns to statue
  23. Bad end
  24. >Ponies pray to dick statue.
  25. >Dick statue grants magical buffs.
  26. >And large glasses of semen that are guzzled with vengeance.
  27. >Anon's Dickism becomes the official religion of Japquestria.
  28. >Japan end.
  29. >Japquestria has limmitless supply of free semen
  30. >no longer have to farm
  31. >get all the calories from drinking jizz
  32. >no longer have to waste calories on meaningless tasks like sex
  33. >Japquestria is thriving
  34. >And that's how japan was made
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