Title:           Führer in Equestria
Author:          jewnocerousrex
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ihd3AkYW
First Edit:      Wednesday 4th of April 2012 08:25:27 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 4th of April 2012 08:25:27 PM CDT

>The year was 1945, the place is the Führerbunker, your Führerbunker.
>The Preparations were in almost in place, just one last thing to take care of.
>Your best scientists assured you the trip would be completely safe, no chance of failure.
>That's what your generals said about the invasion of Russia.
>Russia was the reason you were driven to such extreme measures.
>If you won this war everyone present on the decision to invade would be put to death by your hands.
>"30 minutes to go, Führer any later and we risk you being caught.
>A thunderous boom is heard throughout the bunker from the Führer's quarters.
"i am sorry RT it had to be done we need a body if i am to escape. Guards take him upstairs and burn him, make him unrecognizable."
>"sir, this wont work, nobody will believe this"
"You know every word you say makes you look a little bit more like me"
>With that the guard starts to dig the shallow grave.
"Besides i have an old acquaintance in Russia. he will make sure this body belongs to Adolph Hitler."
 
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>15 minutes until departure, you were ready. you had to be you had planned this from the start
>A contingency plan to end all others, nothing could stop you now.
>"Hitler, what of your wife Eva. there is no room for her to go with you."
"After I leave make sure she ends up next to me upstairs, and make sure it looks like a suicide."
>"Yes, Sir
>You walk down the hallway to the toilets, Even Gods among men must release some stress.
"Ah that was good, and with 2 minutes to spare." just enough time to Grab your bag and head downstairs.
>You head into the switching room, you count 5 switches to the left and moving your eyes up the wall.
>You spot the metal panel that held what you were looking for.
>You opened it and pressed the button that was hidden inside, after you closed the panel and left the room.
>you walked to the Room left of the door to the outside.
>As you entered the floor had just finished rising revealing the secret basement.
>Walking down you notice a smell it smelled like static, you could taste the German superiority.
>When entering the room you greeted by the Head Scientist.
>"Are you ready Hitler.
"Yes i am, is it ready?"
>"Yes"
 
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>You stepped into the pod constructed from the finest German steel, and even finer German ingenuity.
"I am ready" you yelled from inside of the pod
>You hear machines hum to life and levers being pulled on the outside.
>Suddenly the display on the inside of the pod kicks in.
>"fünf"
>"vier"
>"drei"
>"zwei"
>"eine"
>Then suddenly a warning is flashed but it is too late you here a loud Crack and all the power is cut in the pod
>You would kill the scientists when you got out.
"Nobody fails the Führer."
>You Pry the pod open
"Meine jimmies gewesen raschelte"
>The world that greets you is that of vibrant colors and no industry.
>Did you land in america? How far back did you go?
>Just then you see a "Pink" Horse "bouncing" over to you.
"Since when do Horses bounce, and since when are they pink." you grumble
>"I'm not a horse silly, i'm a pony and i'm pink because my name is Pinky Pie, DUH."
"WUT"
 
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