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Führer in Equestria

By: jewnocerousrex on Apr 4th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.11 KB  |  hits: 148  |  expires: Never
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  1. >The year was 1945, the place is the Führerbunker, your Führerbunker.
  2. >The Preparations were in almost in place, just one last thing to take care of.
  3. >Your best scientists assured you the trip would be completely safe, no chance of failure.
  4. >That's what your generals said about the invasion of Russia.
  5. >Russia was the reason you were driven to such extreme measures.
  6. >If you won this war everyone present on the decision to invade would be put to death by your hands.
  7. >"30 minutes to go, Führer any later and we risk you being caught.
  8. >A thunderous boom is heard throughout the bunker from the Führer's quarters.
  9. "i am sorry RT it had to be done we need a body if i am to escape. Guards take him upstairs and burn him, make him unrecognizable."
  10. >"sir, this wont work, nobody will believe this"
  11. "You know every word you say makes you look a little bit more like me"
  12. >With that the guard starts to dig the shallow grave.
  13. "Besides i have an old acquaintance in Russia. he will make sure this body belongs to Adolph Hitler."
  14.  
  15. 1/x
  16.  
  17. >15 minutes until departure, you were ready. you had to be you had planned this from the start
  18. >A contingency plan to end all others, nothing could stop you now.
  19. >"Hitler, what of your wife Eva. there is no room for her to go with you."
  20. "After I leave make sure she ends up next to me upstairs, and make sure it looks like a suicide."
  21. >"Yes, Sir
  22. >You walk down the hallway to the toilets, Even Gods among men must release some stress.
  23. "Ah that was good, and with 2 minutes to spare." just enough time to Grab your bag and head downstairs.
  24. >You head into the switching room, you count 5 switches to the left and moving your eyes up the wall.
  25. >You spot the metal panel that held what you were looking for.
  26. >You opened it and pressed the button that was hidden inside, after you closed the panel and left the room.
  27. >you walked to the Room left of the door to the outside.
  28. >As you entered the floor had just finished rising revealing the secret basement.
  29. >Walking down you notice a smell it smelled like static, you could taste the German superiority.
  30. >When entering the room you greeted by the Head Scientist.
  31. >"Are you ready Hitler.
  32. "Yes i am, is it ready?"
  33. >"Yes"
  34.  
  35. 2/x
  36.  
  37. >You stepped into the pod constructed from the finest German steel, and even finer German ingenuity.
  38. "I am ready" you yelled from inside of the pod
  39. >You hear machines hum to life and levers being pulled on the outside.
  40. >Suddenly the display on the inside of the pod kicks in.
  41. >"fünf"
  42. >"vier"
  43. >"drei"
  44. >"zwei"
  45. >"eine"
  46. >Then suddenly a warning is flashed but it is too late you here a loud Crack and all the power is cut in the pod
  47. >You would kill the scientists when you got out.
  48. "Nobody fails the Führer."
  49. >You Pry the pod open
  50. "Meine jimmies gewesen raschelte"
  51. >The world that greets you is that of vibrant colors and no industry.
  52. >Did you land in america? How far back did you go?
  53. >Just then you see a "Pink" Horse "bouncing" over to you.
  54. "Since when do Horses bounce, and since when are they pink." you grumble
  55. >"I'm not a horse silly, i'm a pony and i'm pink because my name is Pinky Pie, DUH."
  56. "WUT"
  57.  
  58. 3/x
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