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What have I done?

By: jenseits on Feb 8th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 7.11 KB  |  hits: 120  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day GG in Equestria
  2. >It’s a fine morning in Equestria
  3. “What a fine morning it is.”
  4. >See?
  5. >You stretch, take a quick pee, splash a little water on the face and head  into the kitchen for a couple breakfast donuts.
  6. “This is why I get up each morning.”
  7. >There’s a knock at the door.
  8. “And that must be the reason I loathe each  morning.”
  9. >That being Fluttershy, as you open the door to her.
  10. >Okay, you didn’t LOATHE it, because she was absolutely the most adorable thing ever.
  11. >But…
  12. >”Oh-h, uh, hi anon, didn’t expect you here.”
  13. “At my house? First thing in the morning?”
  14. >There’s an audible squeak followed by crimson cheeks.
  15. >Yup, most adorable thing ever.
  16. >”I-Is being….uh….. smothered….. by an….ample plot your…. Fetish?”
  17. >And that’s where the adorableness ends, as she turns around swaying her butt  nervously.
  18. >Every day, in the morning, at your doorstep, guessing your fetish.
  19. >Once again failing to do so, though this was more “normal” than others.
  20. >When will this mare learn?
  21. “Oh fuck the hell yes….”
  22. >Apparently today.
  23. >Wait what?
  24. >Fluttershy eyes grow co-comically huge as does her smile.  
  25. >”Really?! I did it?!”
  26. “Yes fluttershy, I’m embarrassed but…… well, hey, a win is a win is a win.”
  27. >She squees, flying around sporadically.
  28. >You let her in and take a seat on the….. couch.  
  29. >She sits next to you, smiling…
  30. >”Oh I can’t believe Anon, I’m so happy yet nervous, I never thought it’d happen!”
  31. “Heh, me either, but I can’t help it.  Ya did good girl.”
  32. >Wow.
  33. >”Well, lie down, because I’m feeling quite tired and need a comfy spot to rest~”
  34. >You smirk at her, doing as you’re told.
  35. >She walks on your chest, smiling down on you, then turns around……and…..err
  36. >Ok I can’t do this.
  37. OI PRICKS
  38. “huh?”
  39. >“Wha???”
  40. It’s me, the narrator.  Look, sorry about this, but I didn’t sign up for this.  My contract SPECIFICALLY SAID Fluttershy would fail her attempt and then I say ”Fucking Fluttershy”.  AT NO POINT were you supposed to acknowledge her guess and actually go along with it.  I mean seriously, smothering?  What kind of horsefucker are you even?
  41. “H-Hey don’t judge me. YOU’RE the one who opted to do this knowing full well how weird shit gets.”
  42. >”Anon, I don’t underst-“
  43. Ya well I’m unopting right the fuck now and getting out while I can.  You two can keep playing grab ass, I’m outty
  44. “Woah hey don’t leave now, who the hell is going to explain what’s going on?  It’ll ruin everything!”
  45. >”YA! I’ve spent months guessing and now I finally got it right! Don’t take this away from me, please…”
  46. …
  47. “……Well,  Shit.  Fluttershy, I’m so sorry.  Please… don’t cry, we can still do this”
  48. >“Oh Anon, *sniff*  Thank you….but……how?  It’s just not…*sniff* the same….”
  49. PERHAPS I CAN BE OF SERVICE
  50. >”Huh?!  Who is that?  Who’s there?  Anon, do you kno-  Anon?  Are you okay?  Why are you so pale?  And sweating so bad??  Anon?!”
  51. “That voice…….it-.”
  52. I WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO TAKE THE ROLE OF NARRATOR
  53. >”Anon!  Who is that?  Why are they yelling?!”
  54. “G-G-G-Gil-bert….Gottfreid?!  But how?! Why are YOU here?!!!!”
  55. PRINCESS SOLAR SPHINCTER THOUGHT THIS MIGHT HAPPEN, SO SHE ASKED ME TO BE READY JUST IN CASE.
  56. >”Solar……what???”
  57. NOW PLEASE, ASSUME THE POSITIONS IF YOU WILL, SO WE CAN GET THIS SHOW ON THE BROWN ROAD.
  58. >”Anon….I’m scared….what do we do?”
  59. “W-We… we do as he says…..he’s the narrator…Whatever happens Fluttershy, I …..love you…..I always have!”
  60. >You mean that?  Oh Anon I-“
  61. >She stammered on, unable to finish her thought, as she turned around, and began lowering her ample plot, right onto you
  62. >You lay there, lost in the glory of it all.  You’re about to dive face first into a sea of immaculate ASS CHEESE
  63. *whimper*
  64. >”It….looks like….cheese?”
  65. >The glorious globes of ham, finally make contact, and begin to press harder, and harder, smothering you into the couch
  66. >She groans.
  67. >”Oh, oh my, maybe this will work out!~”
  68. >At this point, she begins to work her asshole over your nose, converting it into a makeshift shit-and-spin.
  69. “Oh God this is so…wait, shit-and-spin?”
  70. >Flutterbutter then releases a TORRENT of potent gases, breaking wind without MERCY.
  71. *PHRHBTBTTT*
  72. >”Oh no..nononono….Anon! I’m….I’m so sorry!!! I didn’t mean t-“
  73. *PHRHBRBRBT*
  74. *cough* “I know” *cough* “Flutters….it's ok....OH GOD MY EYES!!!”
  75. >After releasing the last of her anal aroma, she stands up, admiring her work
  76. >*sob*
  77. “Oh….Oh thank you Jesus……I couldn’t….”
  78. >”Anon I’m so sorry! P-Please hang in there, I’m sure that was the worst of it….”
  79. >You look deep into her puckered fun hole
  80. “No I believe it’s only beginning…”
  81. >You ball your hand into an iron fist, ready to go the distance with the opponent in the brown corner.
  82. “Oh God, please no, don’t make me do this, not to her!!!!!!”
  83. >”Ple-Please! No! Anything but that!!”
  84. >You acknowledge her reservations, but deep down, you know that you must CLAIM HER ASS.
  85. “FFFFUUUUU---“
  86. >”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
  87. >DOWN GOES FRAISER. DOWN GOES FRAISER.  DOWN GOES FRAISER.
  88. > A new tidal wave of ecstasy takes a hold of Fluttershy, her eyes rolling to the back of her head like Rosie O’Donald at a buffet.
  89. “I THINK I PUNCHED HER BRAIN!”
  90. >You slowly, but vigorously work your fist, rotating around and around, using her glands as a speed bag.
  91. “HOLY CHRISTMAS HELL HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS????”
  92. >After a win by technical knockout, you remove your hand with an echoing pop, leaving Fluttershy limp.
  93. >”I…..I can’t….No more.....I don’t wanna…..”
  94. “I’m so sorry, Fluttershy……I never asked for this…please forgive me.”
  95. >”It…..is ok…..i know…….I still love…..you..”
  96. >You position yourself on your knees, preparing the finishing touches on your downy plush toy.
  97. “Please let this be the end, neither of us want this……I think we’re actually both being raped here.”
  98. >You prepare your goo-bazooka and set your sites on the candy wonderland that is her VAGINA.
  99. "Just let me be gentle with her...."
  100. >With that you thrust into her, nearly threatening to split her like a piece of wood.
  101. “OH GOD MY BALLS. ”
  102. >”MY CLITORIS!”
  103. "NOT GENTLE. NOT GENTLE."
  104. >This goes on for hours, neither saying a word, just relishing in the moment, over, and over, as she explodes again and again.
  105. >You, like a horny energizer, keep going and going and going and going and going an-
  106. “FOR FUCKS SAKE WE GET IT!!!”
  107. SHUT THE FUCK UP I’M NOT DONE YET
  108. >and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going.
  109. >Finally, when neither have a single electrolyte in your system, your collective juices threatening to flood the town, you both fall.
  110. >*twitch*
  111. *twitch*
  112. >Even though you held off for so long, deep down in your heart you knew this was right
  113. *sobbing (x2)*
  114. >It was what you both wanted, to be
  115. >FUCKING FLUTTERSHY
  116. ....
  117. SO HOW’D I DO PRINCESS?
  118. >”I…….I cannot……..what have I done?”
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