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  1. >Day Love Stinks.
  2. >You are having a home cooked meal at Fluttershy’s.
  3. >Why there?  She was attempting to win you over with food.
  4. >This girl is smart.  When her fetish ideas ran dry, she feared she could never get you to like her.
  5. >So she decided to invite you to dinner, promising no funny stuff.  Even let you pick the meal
  6. >Beans, broccoli, and asparagus.
  7. >Oh you had plans tonite.
  8. >You and Fluttershy have a very good dinner together actually.
  9. >You managed small talk, mostly about her animals and about life back home for you.
  10. >It was a shame you couldn’t do this more often.  After tonite, she’d probably have nothing to do with you.
  11. >You think on this, but you’ve already eaten, it’s too late to turn back now.
  12. >So be it.
  13. >After another 2 hours of socializing, you both decide to turn in for the night.  She of course offered for you to sleep with her.
  14. >When you agreed, she actually made a lap around the house in excitement.  It was so cute.
  15. >You got in bed with her, and she snuggled so close to you that you swore the laws of physics were being violated.
  16. >She was warm though, you could get used to this.
  17. >Well, again, after tonite, this probably won’t ever happen again.
  18. >”Goodnight Anon~”
  19. >She gives you a long kiss on the cheek.
  20. >Boner. Down.
  21. >’Awww’
  22. “Goodnight Flutters.”
  23. >And all was quiet…
  24. *Grrmrmrmblblleerrre*
  25. >Except for your stomach
  26. >You are Fluttershy.
  27. >It’s been two hours, but you’re so excited that you can’t sleep.
  28. >You’ve been pretending to be asleep, and waited until Anon was to make your move.
  29. ”Ooooohhh Aaaaaaaannnnnoonnnnn~”
  30. >Nothing.  Perfect.
  31. >You make your way under the sheets very slowly.  
  32. >His stomach growls.  You hope he didn’t get sick from your cooking.
  33. >He didn’t seem sick, maybe it’s just how their digestive track works.
  34. >Ya, that’s it.
  35. >You get to his boxers.  So nice of him to sleep without those dreadful pants.
  36. >Will make this all the easier.
  37. ”Finally, you will know my love.  I agreed to not try anything during dinner, but nothing after…”
  38. >You grin, and reach for the band around his boxers.
  39. >So close…
  40. >You begin to lower them.
  41. *FFFRRRRRRBBBBBRBRRTTT*
  42. >….
  43. >OH CELESTIA THAT’S HORRIBLE.
  44. >Is that what his stomach was doing?!
  45. >The smell……there’s no way even the dead could know peace from this!
  46. >”Oh Fluttershy I’m so sorry.  That beans and broccoli may not have been best idea for dinner…”
  47. >And asparagus…
  48. >You’re still under the sheets
  49. >MUST.GET.OUT.
  50. “Oh….it’s *cough* ok……I was just trying to get *cough* *HACK* warm under the sheets.”
  51. >*PRRRBRBRBTT*
  52. >You are Anon.
  53. >This was completely worth it.
  54. >You’ve probably already ruined your boxers.  And her bed.
  55. >You’ll get her another, this is worth every bit.
  56. >Fluttershy got out from under the covers finally, gasping.
  57. >That may have been the single cruelest thing you’ve ever done.
  58. “Oooooooooh goodness I am so sorry.  Fluttershy would you like to spoon with me?  I think I’m past the worst of it and I need some cuddle time.”
  59. “Wait I was wrong, incoming.”
  60. *FFFFFRRRRRRRBRBBRTBRBRBTBRBT*
  61. >That one actually hurt.  There would be collateral damage there.
  62. >”Anon! Please think of the animals!!!!”
  63. >They’ve long since evacuated the area.
  64. >They could probably sense this coming like an earthquake.
  65. >Fluttershy is trying to seal off your end by slamming the sheets down between your bodies.  God she’s cute.
  66. “Oh dear if you have neighbors that surely would’ve woken them up.  Feet are on fire.  Oh waitwaitwaitwait.”
  67. *PRRBBRT* *PRRRBRT**FFRRRBRT**BRRRFTRRRRTFRRT*
  68. >Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
  69. >There’d be no redemption from this.
  70. >The room was horrid.  This vile demon would need to be exorcised.
  71. >Fluttershy has her head under a pillow and screams into it.
  72. >Now you’re beginning to feel bad.
  73. >Still…
  74. “Oooooooooh man I’ve got skills.  I’ve got game.  Ah……Mmmmmmmmmmmm.”
  75. >Well that should cover it for tonite.
  76. “Ooop”
  77. *PRRBBRRT*
  78. “OLEY!”
  79. >With that, Fluttershy screams.
  80. >”GAAAAAAAAHHHH NEEEEEEDDD AAAIIIIRRRR!!!!!!!!!”
  81. >She doesn’t even open the window, instead opting to crash through it.
  82. >You race over to to see her face planted in the dirt.
  83. >Ass up.
  84. >*PPRRRRBRBRBRBRRRRBBRBRBRBRBRBR*
  85. >Like a wind tunnel, you are blasted by her equally impressive vortex cannon.
  86. >That’s the last thing you remember before you pass out and drop from the window.
  87. >As you both lay limp on the ground, it was most definitely apparent that you would not have to worry about
  88. >Fucking Flutt-
  89. *PRBT*
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