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Lil Anon

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  1. >A day in the life of Anon
  2. >It was a cool morning this find day in Equestria
  3. >You had risen with a new vigor to conquer the day.
  4. >Stepping into your kitchen, you grab your chalice and begin to poor milk in it, when you hear a knock on your door.
  5. >Oh dear, so begins the daily routine by the Amarillo Menace
  6. >Open the door
  7. >"Oh good morning Anon, nice day isn't it?"
  8. "WHAT?"
  9. >"I said nice day isn't it?"
  10. "WHAT?"
  11. >"Nice day isn't it?"
  12. "YYYEEEEEEEEIIIAAAHHHHHHH"
  13. >"May i come inside for a minute?"
  14. "OOOOOOOOOKAAYYYY"
  15. >You let her in, she seems.....different today, more reserved.  Usually she'd have guessed your fetish by now.  How peculiar
  16. >"Anon, I will be frank, I’m here for a different reason today.  I feel as though a gap is growing between us.”
  17. >” I try again and again to get closer by finding your fetish, but all it seems to do is drive us apart.  I love you Anon, and I don’t want to lose you.”
  18. “WHAT?”
  19. >”I said I love you Anon, and I don’t want to lose you.”
  20. “WHAT?”
  21. >”I love you Anon~”
  22. “WHAT?”
  23. >”And I don’t want to lose you..”
  24. >You compose yourself
  25. “Fluttershy, I can tell you’re a sweet p0ny.  Why, in all this land, I’ve yet to meet one as gentle and loving as you.  Everyone is so nice, but you take it a step beyond this.  Which is why I feel so torn around you.  I want to love you, but I can’t when you push yourself on me as much as you do.  It’s a constant conflict that I would love nothing more than to resolve.  The fetish guessing has to stop, however, if we’re to have any chance of saving this relationship.”
  26. >She looks deep into your eyes, you can tell this hit her very core.
  27. >”Do you ….do you really mean that?”
  28. >You pause
  29. ”YYYEEEEEEEIIIIAAAAHHHHH”
  30. >”Then for you, I’ll do it.”
  31. >This is a joyous moment.
  32. “A SKEE SKEE SKEE SKEE SKEE.”
  33. >She smiles warmly.
  34. >”Thank you Anon, for giving me this chance.”
  35. “WHAT?”
  36. >”Thank you Anon. ”
  37. “WHAT?”
  38. >”Thank you Anon. Thank you, thank you, thank you.”
  39. “WHAT?”
  40. >”Thank you~”
  41. “OOOOOOOOOOKKKAAAAAYYYYYY”
  42. >You feel reborn, as though a new page has been turned.
  43. >Best of all, it didn’t involve
  44. >A SKEE SKEE SKEE SKEE SKEEING Fluttershy
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