First time for Everything

>Day something completely different Equestria

>You’re in the process of making a bowl of cereal, and on cue, you get “The knock” as you’ve come to call it

“Well let’s get this shit started”

>Open the door to, of course, Fluttershy

“And to what do I owe the pleasure today?”

>”Oh, umm, hi Anon.  I was just in the area, and I thought I’d ask you if……um…..well…….err……..”

>She seems to be looking everywhere but at you

>This is odd, after ALL of the fetish attempts she’s gone through, why now would she be hard pressed to ask you?

“Yeeeeeeessssssss?”

>Is she really that lost in thought?

>”Uhm…oh drat, I can’t think of a fetish to ask you.  It’s like I’m drawing a…….uuhhhh……that thing ……………..”

“Blank?”

>“That’s it!” *squee*

>God that’s cute.

>Wait, no fetish ideas?  

>Does she have cancer?

>...

>That’s a bit of jump there, Evel

“None?  At all?  Are you feeling well?”

>”Huh?  Oh, yes I’m fine!  I guess I really didn’t think this through.  But...um....since I’m here though...."

>And here's the 3-2 pitch.

>"Would you like to grocery shop with me?”

>Oooo swing and.....IT STAYS FAIR.

>That’s…..an incredibly normal question.  

>And you are low on groceries.

“Uh, sure. I pose I’m due for a shopping run myself, let me just get my shoes”

>With that, you two depart to the markets

>As you walk toward town with a chipper Fluttershy, you decide that maybe you’ve caught her in a normal mood and can ask her.......the question.

“Hey Fluttershy.”

>”Hmmm?”

“Why do you try to guess my fetish?”

>She trips in mid-air.

>Somehow.

>You try not to laugh.

>”Um, well…..you see the thing is I……I'm......that is…..oh dear, I can’t…..”*mumble* *squeak*

>And so began the game of 20 squeaks, where you try to guess what’s on her mind and your only hint is a squeak in the affirmative or negative.

>You are just about to begin, when Scootaloo appears out of nowhere on her scooter, at high speed, before power-sliding to a stop.

>”Sup niggas?”

>You let your head hang, closing your eyes, because she may have just ruined the perfect chance to clear all this up.

>But internally you chuckle at the flawless execution of a favorite movie scene.

>She’s a good filly.

>Thank God you were carrying your laptop when you were ripped to this world.

“SCOOTS.  What brings you here?”

>”Wanted to make sure you were coming to the air show later.  The Wonderbolts are doing a performance, and Rainbow is guest appearing!”

“How could I forget?”

>Seriously, how could you forget?

>Dash ear-raped you when she got the news she would be allowed to perform some stunts with them.

>”Ohh~  I’m so excited for that tonite!!” Flutters chimed in. “We most certainly will be there.  Let her know!”

>”Waaaayyy ahead of you.”

>She speeds off, and you two continue on to the markets.

 

*************Much later, heading home from air show*********

 

>You and Fluttershy are walking back to your house, you of course being rather inebriated from Applejack’s cider that you and the girls (I.E. Applejack mainly) enjoyed.

>She brought a whole barrel, which you personally had consumed half of before Rainbow even got started on her routine.

>Someone had to pick up the slack for Fluttershy, who nearly dropped out after half a mug.

>Tourists….

>”That was soooo much fun wasn’t it?  I never knew Rainbow was that artistic!”

>She actually made sky art with cloud trails, and at one point took requests.

>”I don’t care if everyone laughed at your request Anon, I thought it was cute.”

“O-oh ya, it was a real piece of wo-work” *pffffffftttt*

>You, being the biggest douche this side of Equestria, asked here to make a figure eight then two paraller dashes, followed by a capital ‘D’ explaining that it would be like her signature.

>In other words, a giant sky-dong.

>Thank you AJ, and your magnificent cider.

>It took most of the town a minute, but when it clicked, you howled.  

>You were positive you had never laughed so hard in your life.

>Those words she uttered as she came to realize what she drew…..

>”ANON YOU MASSIVE DICK!!!!!!”

“IUNNO DASHIE, I THINK YOU BEAT ME THERE.  AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA.”

>She LOVED pranking you, so what if you turned the tables?  

>It was all done out of love for your friends.

>And being a d-bag.

>Everyone else, especially AJ and Pinkie, was hysterical with laughter.  

>In the end, it was totally worth it.

>”Thanks for letting me walk home with you Anon, I just love our time together.”

“And I love your company as well.”

>OK, that was either the cider, or that she looked rather hot right now.

>THAT was probably the cider.

>And that.

>And that.

>And....oh right that butt.

>The fact she was wearing a nice green skirt helped.

>Or didn't in this case.

>They weren’t your fetish, but you were a sucker for skirts.  

>Maybe letting her come to your house in your current state is a bad idea.

>She insisted on looking nice for you, who were you to shoot her down?

>Of course her walking in front of you swaying her hips did nothing to help your boner…

> Wait what?

>STAND DOWN BONER

>’EAT ME’

>Fucking penis…

>As you stared at her ass, a song crept into your mind.  

>You were drunk, so you just HAD to sing certain parts out loud.

“Hike up your skirt a little more………and show your world to me~”

>She stops.

>Why.

>WHY that song?

>WHY NOW?

>AND WHY WOULD YOU SING THAT VERSE OUT LOUD?!

>Now you fucked up.

>Big time.

>She heard that from the way she’s looking at you.

“I……have no idea why I sang that out loud.  I am sorry…”

>Awkward as she was, you still liked her and didn’t want to scare her away.

>Doesn't look like you’ll have to worry about that though.

>She’s staring at you with a smile that is melting your plaque encrusted heart.

>Stupid cupcakes.

>She doesn’t say anything though, instead turns around and keeps walking.

>Can’t falter.  

>Stay strong damn it!  

>Conviction!

>Will power!

>Determ- Oh dear God she’s swaying her hips even more now.

>”Rarity really knows her stuff.  She knew you would fall for me with this skirt."

>Rarity.  

>That BITCH.

“Riiiiiiggggghhhhtttt.  Look, let’s just get home, it’s right there and we can forget alllll about this.”

>For whatever reason, you let Fluttershy into your house.  

>This still has to be the cider dictating your actions

>She hops up on the couch, still tipsy herself.

>She’s got that look in her eyes.

>You know, the rapey one.

>Actually, she really does look beautiful.

>But you couldn’t ever be into her.

>Literally.

>ANY kind of sexual experience you've had was extremely uncomfortable.

>All one of them.

>And that was just cuddling.

>You turn into such a bitch and now that you finally find a girl who’s into you, she’s a pony.  

>Honestly, the fuck?

>”I had such a great time Anon, and I know just how to cap off the night~”

>Oh shit.

>ABORT.  

>Get out NOW.

“Woah there girl, you're drunk so that’s just the cider talking.”

>”S-So?”

>Damn she’s good.  

“Listen Fluttershy, you’re a real sweet girl slash pony, I really like you, but I can’t do this.”

>”B-Bu-But I really like you!  I’ve never felt so comfortable around another stallion!”

“That’s a shame cause you could have any guy slash stallion you wanted.  Just not me.”

>”Why?!  Why can’t you like me back like that?!  I saw you staring at me, I know you're attracted to me!”

“Giiiirrrrllll I am drunk off my ass, and even now I’m not comfortable with all this.  That was a fluke.”

>”Anon…….please…..just let me have this one moment…..I need this!  I need you!   Please……”

>She starts to sob.

>”I just want you to love me...”

>Son of a bitch.  

>Not this, not the tears…..

>You never asked for this.  

>You sigh and make your way towards her.

>You like this mare, but you just can’t love her because-

>As your revelation comes to, you trip over your rug.

>Then your coffee table.  

>Into a shelf.  

>That falls on you.

>Loaded with glass, porcelain, and other expensive and sharp things.

>You aren't sure why you even have it.

>Fluttershy panics, flying over trying to clear debree off of you.

>”ANON! Are you ok?! Speak to me!”

“Ya……just hurt a lot……..still alive though……..I’m ok ‘Shy…..”

>”You are??”

“Yes….No..I mean….I don’t know….I’m a virgin”

 

 

*********1 minute prior***************

 

>You are Twilight.

>You and the girls camped outside of Anon’s house to see if Fluttershy would be able to pull it off.  

>You all had her back on this.

>Between Rarity’s impeccable fashion and  Applejack’s cider, he was putty now.

>There’s no way he could resist Fluttershy.  

>She’s the sweetest mare you know.

>Weird sometimes, but she deserved happiness.

>Why she picked Anon, you’ll never understand.

>He was a decent enough guy, bit of a klutz, but so were you at times.

>But he was also so different.

>Maybe that’s why she liked him.  

>At any rate, you just want to be there for your friend.

>But things weren’t going so good.

>Despite everything, Anon still looked like he was about to reject her.

>Just what was his problem?

>”Knew ah shoulda brought harder cider…” Applejack quipped.

>”Darling, any stronger and we’d have all had to carry him back after how much he drank.”  

>Rarity was right, that was a LOT of cider, despite being as big as he is.

>Hard to believe he was even breathing.

“You did fine Appleack, I guess I just underestimated his stubbornness.”

>”Studdornness?  The guy’s an idiot!  He wouldn’t know a good mare if they went and smacked him in the face!!”

>”Oh Dashie, you’re just upset because he tricked you into making a giant sky-willy.”  Pinkie snorted and giggled.

>Dash just gave her a glare.

>Still, Rainbow had a point.

>Fluttershy was beautiful and you didn't peg Anon as xenophobic.

>Was it that hard for him to even try?

>”And now look!  He’s making her cry!  That does it, I’m gonn-“

>*CRASH*

>Before she could finish, you all turned to see Anon bring an entire shelf down on his head.

>Things were really going south now.

>You’re all about to run in, when you hear it.

>”I’m a virgin”

…

“Oh.  My. Gosh.”

>The other girls let out a collective WHAT.

>Things just got interesting.  

>That must be it.

>That HAS to be it.

>You never would’ve figured Anon to be, well, inexperienced.

>At least not to THAT degree.

>You had never really sought after guys, but still you managed to find a good stallion once.

>Shame he moved.

>You’re all glued to the window now.

>How they never noticed you all is beyond you.

 

 

>You are Anon.

>And that hurt.

>A lot.

>Not the crash, that was nothing compared to realizing you just blurted -that- out.

>You thought maybe you could overcome your fear of intimacy, given time, but inside, you knew it wasn’t true.  

>It didn’t have anything to do with them being non-human.  

>Maybe at first, but you were past that now.

>Now it was just because you were a MASSIVE vaginal belch.

>They say honesty is the best policy.

>’They’ sound like a glorious committee of boy-lovers.

>”You?  You’re a……virgin?”

“Ya….I always have been.”

>”Is that why you always avoid me when I try to get close?  Because you were scared?”

“Pretty much.  I don’t know the first thing about the other sex, at least as far as being intimate goes. I was always afraid of doing something wrong, hurting someone, making an ass out of myself….guess it’s a little late for that now huh?”

>Fluttershy is just staring at you now.

>As if things weren’t awkward enough between you two, you were still friends.

>Now?  

>You’d rather go back to her just guessing your fetish every day and leaving it at that.

>Stupid Cider.  

>Stupid table.

>Stupid out-of-place-yet-convenient-plot-device shelf of fragile stuff.  

>Stupid…….Anon.

>Seriously, fuck that guy.

>”I…I am too”

“Come again?”

>Ha.  

>You said come.

>NOT NOW.

>”I’m a virgin too.  I’ve never been able to talk to stallions.  I always get scared of being abandoned. The ones that do show interest just seem so grabby, like they’ll rut me and leave me.  I don’t want that, but maybe I shouldn’t be so picky. Then I met you.  You were so different but you had all these wonderful traits.  You were kind, patient, and upbeat and I wanted to be close to you, but I couldn’t get the courage because I figured you wouldn’t like me like that.  S-So...I tried...”

“Fetish guessing.”

>She nods.  

>The pieces come together.  

>Unlike your spine.

>”I thought maybe if I found that one thing you liked, you’d want to be with me and you wouldn’t think I was strange. But I guess I ruined all of that...”

>Ok, this has gone on long enough.

“Look, ‘Shy, I think we both maybe messed up a bit here.  Or a lot, depending on how you look at it.  I admit the fetish thing was off-putting, especially because you’re such a sweet girl.  I didn’t understand what that was all about and it made me kind of nervous. But I do find you beautiful."

>”You…do?”

“Very, and honestly that’s not the cider, or the brain damage.  Quite frankly I’m utterly floored that you found me attractive.”

>You attempt to laugh at your own pun.

>Ribs thought it was stupid and forbid it.

>She smiles.

>Good, you missed that.

>”Then how about we make this night something to remember, for the both of us?”

>Penis?  Still with me down there?

>’Shaft: Online.  Testicles: Online.  Adrenal glands: Online.  All systems nominal.’

>Beautiful.

>You stand, slowly, but you feel renewed and ready.

>You pick her up, hold her close, and kiss her.  

>Lightly at first, then deeper.

>You let your tongue explore her mouth, and hers yours.

>Best to prime yourselves before you step into the great unknown.

>You set her down gently, and begin to remove your shirt and pants.

>Finally, you get to your boxers and remove them.

>”Oh my.  This was worth the wait~”

>She turns around, and positions herself for you.  

>Her folds dripping, she was beyond ready.

>You think that's what that means at least.

>This was it.

>You start to hear music playing in your head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w

>You ever so slowly made your way to her entrance.  

>Time slowed, your heart was about to explode.

>You inched ever closer, still hesitant though.  

>Was this real life?

>Is this truly the right thing to do?

>Then you realize you left your fucks back at your old home.

>Fluttershy was dead silent other than the heavy breathing.

>Good thing she was.

>You sure weren’t.

>She must’ve been at least as nervous, yet excited.

>You take the moment to enjoy the soft, warmness of her flanks.

>How could you have resisted this for this long?

>Closer.

>Closer still.

>You’re right there, right on her lips.

>The contact made her tense up almost instantly, before she finally relaxed.

>With that, your head breaches through lips. (0:45 mark)

>All the porn, all the fantasies, have brought you to this moment.

>Another push, and you were in.  

>Her walls clenched and devoured your length.  

>This, this was beyond zen, beyond bliss, or paradise.  

>This…..was harmony

>And it was too much.  

>You blow your load almost immediately

>She too, comes to her apex, and a torrent of sex collides.

>With that, you fart long and hard, unable to control even your basest functions.

>Not a second after it subsides, you feel hot air on your stomach.

>She too, let loose a hurricane of gas.

>Time is still.  

>You aren’t sure if this was how it was supposed to play out, but you don’t care.

>Fluttershy screams in delight, then drops her head, panting.

>”Was……was that amazing….or was it amazing?”

“Ughhnsnngft aslfmmnftt”

>You fall to the side, dragging her down with you.  

>She’s panting heavily, still in shock.

>She turns over, looks you in the eyes.  

>This goddess, what had you done to deserve her?

>There was no way you could rival that.  

>For three seconds, you died, and found nirvana.

>”Should we……should we go again?

“I like cheese.”

 

*********2 hours later*********

 

>You are Twilight.

>And what is this.

>Seriously, what in the name of Tartarus is this?

>Two hours ago they took each other’s virginity in a time frame that'd put Rainbow Dash to shame.

>It was...cute.

>You all 'daww'ed at the scene.

>Then things got more passionate.

>They got up and started to go at it again but with more vigor.

>Something was different.

>They were really getting into it and started to get aggressive.

>Fluttershy at one point started demanding him to work harder, which Anon answered by slamming her around as he plowed her.

>Now?  

>They are trying to take everything from each other.

>The room has become a coliseum of sorts.

>Anything that could be used was used.

>They still went at each other like animals…

>No….like monsters.

>This wasn't passion or lust.

>This was carnage.

>They pounded each other.  

>You wanted to intervene but couldn't.

>You were scared to even dare enter.

>The other girls were in just as much shock.  

>Applejack was sweating like her fat hog, Dash’s wings looked like they were going to eject themselves.

>Rarity had taken your notepad and was scrambling to take notes.  

>You tried, but you wanted nothing of this to be etched into your brain.

>Pinkie, however, was beside herself with joy.  

>It was like she was watching an action movie or something.

>She was sitting there, eating popcorn like crazy, eyes glued.

>”Want some princess?”

>”Why thank you Pinkie, we would love some.”

>Oh right, both princesses had decided to join you and watch.

>Celestia was most entertained.

>”So this is what happens when one’s carnal desires are suppressed for so long?”

>”Yes Luna, now you see the need for estrus, for if every mare were as pent up, there’d be no civilization.”

>”I see.  What a good show this is.  We did not know you could use a lamp in such a manner.”

*shudder*

>Anon suddenly was gone, and Fluttershy was looking for him, prowling.

>Her eyes...

>Even her stare wasn't that scary looking.

>What have you done?

>Then, as though he were a hawk, he pounced from behind the couch, his penis looking more like a spear in slow motion.

>You hear an eagle somewhere.

>You wanted to yell, but it was too late.

>He brought everything down into her,  her scream shattered the window.

>You were all blown back.

>You barely got a shield up in time to protect everyone from glass.

>”When did the aspect of harmony acquire the royal canterlot voice?”

 

*******30 minutes later**********

 

>You are Anon

>And tonight, nothing was true, everything was permitted.

>EVERYTHING.

>Fluttershy was out.  

>She had a content smile on her face and you laid her on the couch.

>You felt nothing but happiness.

>Tomorrow, you would feel everything.  

>But that was to be dealt with in the morning.

>For now, you would step outside, and bask in your glory.

>All of Equestria would.

>You're greeted with an audience of your close friends and the princesses.

>The girls are slack-jawed, unable to comprehend the sight before them.

>Celestia is smiling and begins a slow clop.

>Then Luna joins her nodding in approval.

>”Good show Anonymous!  We had no idea of the prowess of the human sex drive.”

>”Indeed.  Over many millennia, we have not seen such a display, other than maybe dragons reaching maturity.”

>You smile and give them a bow.  

“That was merely act one.  I assure you you’ll want to see what happens next.”

>”OOH.  Hang on let me get more popcorn.”

>With that Pinkie takes off.

>Luna and Celestia giggle.

>Twilight and Rainbow faint.

>Applejack is panting.

>Rarity is wide-eyed with a notepad, pencil twitching.

>Such strange friends you have.

>As you walk back inside, you turn to them.

"Oh, and I'd advise a raincoat."

>Then again, what’s to be expected after.

>Fucking Fluttershy