- >Day contractor in Equestria
- >You were being tasked to build a new shop for the town, a new indoor supermarket for vendors
- >Being an engineer in your old life, you had a lot of experience no one else had, so they looked to you for ideas
- >They were even filming the process, you were going to be so famous
- >Everything was going so smoothly, you know, when fluttershy wasn’t trying to seduce you with her “sexy” construction getup
- >She barely knew how to hold a hammer, let alone swing it with any force, but she at least was prompt with a cool drink
- >ANYTHING to win the approval of your dick. Your dick approved a long time ago, but you vetoed him everytime
- >Cause fuck democracy
- >You were up on the roof
- >As you were instructing others to line up a beam, fluttershy popped up behind you
- >And knocked you ladder down to the ground
- >”Now mister, there’s nowhere for you to go. If you want to get down there, you’ll have to get down on me”
- >’Well looks like this rodeo is fixing to ki-‘
- SHUT IT BONER
- >You see the beam laid across a couple of horses, the crew about to cut it into size
- >Fluttershy is closing in
- >A plan clicks
- >You trained your whole life for this moment
- >You look at the camera, it’s focused on you
- “HI MY NAMES ANONYMOUS AND WELCOME TO JACKASS”
- >You leap from the roof, crotch first onto the beam
- >It snaps. Or your groin does. Not sure at this point
- >Writhing on the ground you realize that that was the stupidest fucking idea ever
- >P0nies gather, mortified, except Pinkie and Dash, who are beside themselves with laughter
- >At least now though, you won’t EVER be
- >Fucking Fluttershy
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