Anonimania

>Day WRASTLIN in Equestria.

>It was just another day at Sweet Apple Acres.

>You, standing before a field of trees that were due to be bucked.

>Applejack, across from you, circling you, looking for a moment to strike.

>Ok, today was a little different.

>You had agreed to wrestle with AJ, something her family had a habit of doing for fun.

>You’d seen them wrestle before, and while it looked like fun, it didn’t seem fair for you to partake due to your size.

>Out of the blue, Applejack saw you watching and wanted to challenge you.

>”Those bits are as good as mine.”

>She bet you 10 bits she could pin you down.  

>Her smug confidence got your goat.  

“Go for it.”

>She made the first move, charging straight at you.

>Time she knew what she was dealing with.

>You made no effort to move, instead planting your feet and tensing your core.

>She leapt, leading with her head driving straight into your chest.

>And promptly crumpled to the ground.

>You almost felt bad, luring her into that.

>She was no doubt strong, but you were much stronger, establishing this from the get-go.

“You alright hun?”

>You chided her.

>She woozily made her way to her hooves.

>”Never better…”

>She whipped around and gave a solid buck to your stomach.

>This made you stumble back a step as you composed yourself.

>She was stunned.

>That stung, but nothing too serious.

>As you rubbed your stomach and shook it off, you couldn't help but grin at AJ's shocked face.

>”Wha?!  That was dead on! HOW in the hay are ya still standin’?!”

“You got me good, but I’m tougher than I look.”

>You dare say you may have made a dent in her confidence, judging by the look on her face.

>That quickly changed when she smirked.

>”Well alright then, let’s get this rodeo kickin’!”

>She got in close and spun around, no doubt going for another buck.

>You’d have none of that as you went to grab her leg before she could kick.

>With a firm grip, you hoisted her into the air and tossed her into a pile of hay.

>Her comical flailing made you start laughing.

“I didn’t know you were part pegasus!”

>Oh that really got her going, as she dropped down and snorted.

>”Yer gonna pay for that Anon…”

“I’ll be sure to get right on that after I win those bits.”

>Your seemingly imminent victory was further delayed as a blunt force to your side staggered you a couple feet.

>Big Mac had joined this little ruckus.

>”Big Mac?! What in tarnation do ya think yer doin’??”

>”Sorry AJ, but ya ain’t got a chance by yer lonesome.  Ah’ve seen what he can do, and yer gonna need the help.”

>”AH don’t need no help from nop0ny!” Applejack snapped.

>”Why does that sound familiar?” was Big Mac's reply.

>This made her wince.  

>Apparently you were missing something to that statement.

>”….Fine then.  I pose we can split the bits.  Unless ya have any objections Anon?”

“Oh I see no reason we can’t make this a family affair.  But let me ask you two something.”

>You’ve been waiting a long time to do this

”WAT’CHA GONNA DO BROTHER, WHEN THESE PYTHONS RUN WILD ON YOU?????”

>They both just stared at you.  

>You held your flex and stared back.  

>They looked back at each other, and shrugged.

>Big Mac came at you.

>You caught him in a headlock, and hoisted him up before dumping him on his side.

>Applejack got around to your backside and lept, so you threw your weight into your back and once again stone-walled her.

>Big Mac had gotten back up and tried to capitalize on the distraction, but you brought your hand down on his head and drove him to the dirt.

>Gathering your strength, you grabbed a front and back leg and tossed him at AJ who had just regained her posture.

>This was almost too easy.  

>You were beginning to feel bad.

>You give them a chance to get up and regroup.

>”Ok Mac, I got an idea.”

>They’re planning now, but you can’t hear them.

>This is so much fun, why had you held out on doing this?

>They appear to be ready and both take off at you simultaneously.

>This should be good.

>Applejack suddenly cuts in front of Big Mac, who’s slowed down a bit.  

>She’s right under you now, but then suddenly dashes between your legs.

>You turn to grab her, but she’s already cocked her legs and gives a good shot to your stomach again.

>Caught off guard, you go to take a step back to catch yourself, but you trip over som-

>Big Mac.  

>You just got low bridged.

>Clever girl.

>You’re on your back now, and without hesitation, Mac is on your chest with AJ on his back.

>She’s grinning down at you.

>”Well fancy that.  That worked like a charm.  Good work Big Mac, he ain’t goin nowhere.”

>”Eeyup.“

>”Anon, ya did pretty good partner, but now it’s time t-WOAH.“

>You had heard enough.

>With your arms under Big Mac, you pressed both him and his sister off you and tossed them over-head.

>You get up, and start stomping in circles with your fists balled and arms shaking.

>Then you proceed to grab your shirt and rip it in two right down the middle.  

>Rarity would be pissed.

>Well worth it.

>You give them the look, and point sternly at both of them, eyes wide.

>Applejack and Mac stare in bewilderment.

>”Ah can’t believe it. We had him!  Just how strong –IS- he??”

>Big Mac shakes the dusts off himself.

>”AJ unless ya got any more ideas, ah think we should just call it quits.”

>”Ya can’t be serious Macintosh!”

>”What do ya 'pose we do?  We tried everything and he just won’t stay down.  Ah told ya he’s too big.”

>”Well Ah ain’t quitin’!”

>She darts off at you again, Big Mac rolls his eyes but follows.  

>She leaps at you.  

>You catch her mid flight.

>You don’t forget Big Mac this time, and you raise a leg and give him the boot.  

>He collapses.

>You body slam AJ onto him, then rest a foot her and proceed to flex.

"YOUR WINNER, AND STILL, THE REIGNING HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD,  AAAAAAANNNOOOOONNN."

>You roll your wrist and cup and ear, leaning to hear....

>Well, nothing actually, but in your mind the crowd was wild.

>In reality all that can be heard are Applejack and Big Mac groaning.

>You'll take it.

>”How bout I give it a try!”

>That voice.  

>You know that little southern tune anywhere, but it can’t be.

>Suddenly Applebloom appears.

>”Applebloom?  What do ya think yer doing?”  Applejack groans from the pile.

>”Well ya’ll looked like ya were havin’ fun, so ah wanted to play too.”

>”Uh no offense sugarcube, but I think ya might be a lil small for this.”

“Now hold on Applejack let’s hear her out.”

>The little filly looks at your with a wide smile.

>Then she pounces.

>Applebloom latches onto your side.

>You aren’t sure what to make of this.  

>She then does the unthinkable, and starts tickling you.

”Applebloom what are yo-ah!ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

>How did she know?

>How could she have figured out you were extremely ticklish?

>It’s too much.

>You fall to a knee squealing.

”AHHAHAHHHAHAH! APPLEBLOOM! STOP PLEASE I CAN’T BR-AHAHHAHAHA”

>She’s hitting every inch of your sides and back.

>As you fall to all fours, she makes her way to your neck, and uses her tail as a kind of tickler

“APPLEBLOOM -HAHAHA- I BEG YOU PLEASE STOP!! I CA-CAN'T TAKE IT!!~”

>You’re flat on your face writhing from this assault.

>It’s simply unbearable.

>You try frantically bucking to throw her off.

>”YEEEEEHHAAWWWW”

>How humiliating.  

>All of your energy is gone, and you’re prone now.  

>The filly is standing on your back, grinning in triumph as she pins you.

>Applejack and Big mac are staring at her, unable to comprehend what they just saw

>”You have GOT ta be kiddin'.” Applejack utters with what sounds like despair.

>You can’t dignify her with a response, having nothing left at this point.

>You’re gasping for air

>”Applebloom, how did ya know that’d work?”

>”Ah didn’t.  It just seemed like fun!”  She giggles.

>AJ walks over to you

>”Ya’ll right there hun?”

“I….I think so……I just…..can’t quite breathe yet…...”

>”Was that an act or are ya really that sensitive?”

“...I don’t know why, but...I'm super ticklish.  It’s ...it's so embarrassing, but I can’t fight it at all...”

>”Really?  Well, ah’ll just have ta keep that in mind~”

>You really don’t like the way she said that.

>Dusting yourself off yet again, you stand and look at Applebloom.

>She’s just looking up at you smiling.

>Too adorable for her own good.

“Kid, what can I say?  You beat me fair and square.”

>You made a bet, and you didn’t specify to whom.

>Honestly, she earned it.  

>So you gave her the 10 bits.

>”Anon! Ah can’t take this!”

“Yes you can, you did what your older siblings couldn’t.  You earned that.”

>”Wow…Thank you…..” She mutters blushing

“And I know just where to spend it.  Why don’t we get some milkshakes at Sugarcube Corner?  I could really use one.”

>She squees at this idea and bounces off toward the road

>”AJ, Big Mac?  Ya coming?”

>They look at each other, then decide

>”Aww heck why not, Celestia knows ah’m due for a shake”

>”Eeyup.”

>You snort, suppressing a laugh as best you can.

>”Oh that’s real cute Anon…”

>I know

“Not as cute as you.”  

>There’s a silence.

>...

>CRAP.

>You said the out loud thing in your head and the in your head thing out loud!

>”….what was that?...”

>You sigh.

“...I said I’m buying the first round….”

>She smirks at you, and saunters up.

>”Ah thought so~.”

>Big Mac shakes his head and smiles.

>It was a good day.