Freebirth Scum 3

"Okay.  The first inhabitant you have seen in this world just tried to speak to you.....and you just blew him up.  Not the best first impression."  You say with a tone of faint sadness and regret.

>Your hands are still on your head, but now covered in sweat.

"What could I have done?  He was coming right towards me!  Yeah, that's it.  I was just protecting myself!  I mean, he is just a drag...oh god.  I killed a majestic creature!"

>After what would seem like an hour, though in reality just a few minutes, you decide that staying here might not be the best of ideas.

>He might have had friends.  Friends who you think might not want to have tea with you.

>Slowly, your hands reach towards the controls and turn your craft around, though your eyes still stared at where Brutalitops once stood.

"Poor, poor Brutalitops...  What were your dreams?  Hopes?"

>You push those thoughts out quickly, though, and make haste towards a nearby hill.

>Maybe there you could..

"Oh fuck, the comms."

>In your wonderment, you forgot to try and establish contact with any nearby forces.

>Wait until they hear that you met a damn dragon!  But you would leave the last part of the meeting out of the story.

>Within minutes you were on the crest of the grassy hill and that is when something caught your eye.

>Though there was a dense forest to your left that spanned hundreds of kilometers, to the right was open fields, but, more importantly, a large smoke plume.

>Quickly, you used your onboard optics to get a better view.

>Quaint houses, cobblestone roads, and streetlamps come into view indicating a functioning society.

>Without a second thought, you started to make your way over to the village.

>It didn't take long as the long stretches of open plains allowed you to travel at max speed.

>When you are about a kilometer away from the city limits, you slow down to a crawl as you didn't want to either scare off the villagers or have another 'incident'.

"Play it cool anon.  Greet the townsfolk with respect and you will go from there."  

>Just as you are meters from the edge of town, something flew in front of your cockpit.

>Something fast.  Something with wings.  Something.....blue.

"Heya buddy!  What are you supposed to be?"  The blue feathered creature says  inquisitively.

>'You have got to be kidding me'  You think instead of talking as you did not want to come off as crazy.

>First you get stranded on a planet.  Then you see a dragon.  Now this?

>Before you hovers a blue equine with wings and hair colored as rainbows.

>Then it dawns on you.  It is a Pegasus.  

>'What the fuck have I gotten myself into.'  You think to yourself.

"Can ya talk? " The blue pegasus tapped the glass on the cockpit.

>'You know what?  Fuck it.  I don't even care.  I am in a land with mythical creatures.  Scratch that.  Talking mythical creatures.  I bet I am dead or some shit.  Might as well have some fun.'  Thinking to yourself.

"The names Rainbow Dash.  Fastest flier in all of Equestria!"  She says emphatically.

>You reach for the mic for the outboard speakers and lower the volume as to not deafen Rainbow Dash.

>'But what should I say?  Should I say my whole title, unit, and home planet?  Was that too formal?  Oh yeah, probably dead.'  You quickly say to yourself.

>You've got nothing...but sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

"Hey Rainbow Dash.  I'm Anon.  You fly huh?  Watch this."  You say coyly

>Then, just as you finished your sentence, you flipped a switch and pushed on the pedals slightly.

>A roaring sound shot through the air as flames of red and white shot downward.

>You activated the jumpjets and seeing the look on the pegasus' face was priceless.

>Your giant metal beast was now airborne, though only for just a couple of seconds.

>When you landed, you could not help but to smile as the blue pegasus wore a face of pure shock.

>At the top of the jump, you turned the speakers up to max and laughed manically.  A laugh that would have made even the best of super villains proud.

>'I bet she thought that was awesome' Laughing as you thought that.

"Did you like that?"  You said.

>But nothing came from Rainbow Dash.  She just sort of floated there trying to comprehend what just happened.

>The silence was soon broken as a whisper started to be heard coming from her mouth.  A whisper that got louder and louder until it turned into a full blown scream.

>And as quickly as she came, she left, flying as fast as she could away from you.

"You are 0 for 2 anon.  0 for 2."  You said out loud in defeat.

"But at least I didn't kill this one."  You said chuckling.

>Wait a minute.  Wait.  The mic was still on.