Wishful Thinking Chapter 4

Wishful Thinking

 

Chapter 4

 

>You arrive at your home with the girls.

>You're carrying Fluttershy on your back as she's catching Z's.

>Pinkie is talking your ear off about how fun it'll be when she moves in.

>You open the door to your home and set Fluttershy on the couch.

>Awww she sleeps so adorably.

>Applejack ,Pinkie and Twilight has a seat at the kitchen table.

>Rainbow Dash and Rarity keep a close eye on Fluttershy should she wake up.

>Oh man you can't wait to rub it in her face that she lost the bet.

>You go into the kitchen and begin the process of making coffee simply because you have a taste for it.

>Of course Twilight protests against it.

>"Ummm James I don't think that's a good idea."

"Oh I'll be fine Twi. Tell her AJ."

>"Ummm, Ah gonna agree with Twilight coffee is the last thing ya need."

>You ignore Twilight's warning and fired up the coffee pot anyway.

>You go to the fridge and grab 'The J Mix' and poured a little bit of it in your cup.

>"Applejack he won't listen to me what do we do?"

>"Let em' learn Twi. This'll be fun to watch."

"Fun? Hypno Green Eyes what are you talking about?"

>"James you're gonna have to learn the hard way. Ya ever have coffee and alcohol in yur system at the same time?"

>"Nope, never hell you should now that since you all been watching for the majority of my life."

>"We sure have. This is gonna be side bustin' hilarious. It's an honor honestly."

 

"What do you mean?"

>"James, we've seen ya drunk which is just down right funny we love the drunk you. We've seen hyper on coffee and well let's say Pinkie see's you as a worthy opponent." Rainbow Dash said.

"Wuuut? Pinkie really?"

>"Well I'd say you're hyperactive self is...cute." Pinkie said as she crossed her fore-arms

"Cute? cute?!"

>"Pinkie stop lyin' you said his hyperactive self is impressive. The only thing that seperates the two of ya is he doesn't bend space and time or whatever nonsense it is."

>You check the coffee pot which seems to be ready.

>You pour your first cup. You notice Applejack is really watching.

>Looks like she can barely contain that grin on her face.

>You drink your warm cup of coffee in nearly one gulp.

>Applejack goes to the couch Fluttershy is sleeping on and reaches into Fluttershy's saddle bag and pulls out the Equestrian Vodka Equivalent which shall now be called EVE and puts it on the counter next to you.

>She looks at you and smiles devilishly.

>"Would you like a shot?" Applejack asked.

"No thanks that's kick my ass pretty hard tonight."

>"Oh please? Do it for me?"

"I'll pass thanks."

>"Oh ya know ya want to...sugarcube."

"Hnnnng, I guess one shot couldn't hurt."

>You begin to hear someone knocking on your door.

>"Applejack you sinister snake! James might black out. Hey Rainbow Dash can you answer the door?" Rarity said.

 

*Noon next day*

 

>You wake up in your bed with a headache.

>You notice your bed really warm you in fact your whole bedroom is humid.

>You have no clothes on.

>Take a look around a notice that Twilight and Applejack are cuddled next to you.

>Why is Applejack wearing a Pirate hat and an eye patch?

>You look at the foot of your bed and see Rainbow Dash sleeping on top of Rarity in a 69 postition.

>Wut?

>You check under your covers and Pinkie is sleeping incredibly close to your crotch cuddling a pineapple. How did they even fit in your bed?

>You begin to smell coffee, eggs and biscuits and hear a lot of clatter and random noise. >You try to remember what happened after you took that shot Applejack offered, but nothing. You start to get out of bed but Twilight pulls you back in.

>"Don't go please? I like how warm you are. I love your body warmth."

"Boner!"

{What?}

"What the fuck happened last night?"

{I dunno all I know is we're missing some inventory in the balls department.}

>"Mmmm, James...." Applejack starts humping you.

>"How about a little breakfast in bed Loverboy?"

{Yes!}

"Applejack what happened last night?"

>"You don't 'member?"

"Well...No."

>"You had the time of your life." Twilight chimed in.

"What, you're telling me...we...?"

>"Yup, Oh boy you was amazing. You manage to satisfy me and quite a few numbers of mares. Not bad for someone who lost their virginity just yesterday. Then again I guess that's what coffee and what do you call it EVE? Does to you."

{Awww shucks I'm blushing.}

 

>Fluttershy enters your bedroom.

>"James, sweetie breakfast is ready." she said quietly

>You yawn some what loudly which wakes up the others with moans and groans. They all look at you with lustful bedroom eyes.

>You feel Pinkie licking and teasing your dick.

>Damn, feels good.

>But you have a morning ritual to perform.

"Heheh ummm I gotta use the bathroom. Excuse me ladies."

>As you get out of bed, you feel hooves attempting to pull you back in.

>You hear groans of dissapproval.

>You felt one of them spank your ass.

>Oh God that's hot.

>As you walk in the bathroom you trip over something.

>You look down and Vinyl Scratch is on the floor.

>Wait...What? You don't know her personally, what is she doing here on your bathroom floor?

>"Hey watch it dumba-.. Oh hello there sexy what can I get you?"

>Well she fixed up attitude quick. What's with her?

>You notice she's looking at your package a bit too long.

"Ummm hey Vinyl could you kinda get out I need to use the bathroom."

>"Duh wut huh? Oh hey you're the boss man. Say no more dude. We're cool right? Sorry about that outburst."

"Yeah we're cool."

>She leaves you close the door behind you.

 

>You do your morning routine.

>Wondering why in the world Vinyl was sleeping on bathroom floor.

>You finish and go back into your bedroom with a towel wrapped around you.

>You head to the closet pick out some clothes to wear today.

>As you do so you can feel the looks the girls are giving you as they moan.

>Rarity was using her magic to pull away your towel but you had a tight grip on it.

>"You're such a tease! How about losing that towel for us hmm?" Rarity said.

>The others nod and comment in agreement.

>You grab the clothes you were going to wear with one arm and attempt to head back into your  master bathroom to change but Twilight magicked it shut.

>Would that be the correct term to use here? "Magicked"? Eh who cares moving on.

"Oh come on really? Can I have just a little bit of privacy? You've seen me in the nude billions of times."

>Unfortunately that statement fell on deaf ears. Fluttershy walks up to you and puts her forearms on your shoulder pushing up against the bathroom door she's at your eye level then moves her head to your right ear and whispers.

>"We don't mind seeing you nude a billion more times. The towel, lose it mister."

>Then she looks at you face to face and begins to kiss you on your lips moving down to your neck.

>There seems to more truth in the Flutterrape stories than you suspected.

>Damn these mares need to get a grip!

{They can get a grip of me if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge.}

"Cool your jets boner!"

>She stops for a moment and looks at you eye to eye with lust filled in her eyes.

>"So are you gonna be a good boy and lose the towel already?" Fluttershy said.

 

"How about no? I just woke up, my head hurts hungover so bad I can't even think of anything clever to say, Vinyl was in my bathroom God and Celestia knows why and Luna couldn't care less. Any other day I would be putty in your hooves but I am really not in the mood. Please I'm asking nicely to just let me have my privacy."

>"Ugh! Fine, you win James. Since you did ask nicely." Twilight replied.

>The others were a bit disappointed. But they need to understand that you need some space. >Twilight uses her magic to open the door allowing you a free passage.

"Thank you! Now ladies if you'll excuse me."

>You go into your bathroom and put on your clothes after you finished you entered you bedroom again.

>The mares happy to see you blowing kisses as you go into the living room.

>You still trying figure out how to bring up the box of porn in your closet without it turning into a big orgy you're going to have to deal with that another day.

>You go into the living room and see that Derpy is sleeping on the floor.

>You look over to the couch and see Berry Punch is sleeping soundly.

>What in the flying fuck of nine hells happened here last night?!

>As curious are you are, you're hungry as fuck you'll ask questions later.

>You enter the kitchen and sit at the table you drink your coffee and eat your breakfast. >You can hear the Mane 6 chatter and laugh a bit you can't really make out what they're saying.

>You check the fridge to make sure nothing went missing. Only grape juice and apple juice. >You turn around back to the coffee pot to pour yourself another cup and step on a broken dish apparently no one had the common courtesy to clean it up.

>The broken dish didn't really puncture you badly it just hurt like hell and there was some blood.

"FUCK! AWWW MAN NOT COOL!!"

 

>Waking up the entire house everyone is startled awake.

>"James?! you ok sweetie?!" Fluttershy rushes over to you.

>The others run to make sure your ok.

>The noise in the house from everybody rushing about is unbearable from the hangover.

>As you hop on one foot, you land on a near by chair by the kitchen table.

"James darling what's wrong?" Rarity asked.

"Just step on a broken dish. FUCK that hurt."

>Note to self: Don't walk around barefooted.

>"Sweet Celestia he's bleeding! Do you need to go to the hospital?" Berry Punch replied.

>"I'll be fine just please keep it down. I just gotta go to the bathroom and get the rubbing alcohol, Someone please sweep that up."

>You limp back to the bathroom swearing up and down the house if you was still playing Fluttershy's game your liver would cease to exist.

>You reach your bathroom and go through your cabinet and treat the wound accordingly.

>It wasn't serious but damn that hurt.

>You go back out into the living room.

"James, ya ok bud?" Applejack said.

"Yeah I'll be fine. Nothing serious. I didn't mean to cause such a panic."

"Oh thank Celestia! James you had me worried mister." Fluttershy replied.

"Sorry about that heh heh."

>"How about a hug? Coooome oooon you know you want one. You big baby you." Pinkie said as she opens her arms to you and sits back on her hind legs.

>What's with all the caring and innocent attitude a moment ago you swear you was probably going to get raped endlessly if you let go of the towel.

>Then again maybe it was just them being horny or just messing with you and took the joke a bit too far for your taste.

 

>You give her a hug. She smells so sweet like cotton candy that's so Pinkie of her.

>While she's hugging you, you feel another set of hooves feel on your butt.

>You look behind you to see it's Derpy and Vinyl 'comforting' you.

>You have some questions that need to be answered.

"Alright seriously can somebody tell me what happen last night?"

>"I thought I told you James. You had the time of your life. By the way you mean somepony not somebody use proper grammar." Twilight said.

>This grammar nazi of a pony.

"Okay but can somePONY tell me why Vinyl, Derpy and Berry Punch is here?"

"Don't hate me." Twilight replied.

"I won't just tell me."

>"Ok when we were at Pony Pub Cider and Bub when you went to use the restroom Berry Punch came to our booth and said she heard about you and really wanted to get to know the only human in Equestria..."

"Then what?"

>"I told her that we'll be at your place after we leave here and to feel free to drop by."

"How'd you know we were gonna end up back at my place?"

>"Well it was bound to happen one way or another I made sure of it. Why'd ya think I suggested we take Fluttershy back to your place?"

"Okay I guess. But can you explain Derpy and Vinyl being here?"

>"Well Pinkie may have mentioned to Berry Punch that we were going to party at your place and told her to spread the word and when we arrived here last night the word spread like wildfire. A few minutes later Berry arrived along with a few other ponies including Vinyl and Derpy."

"So you and Pinkie decided to plan a party at MY place without me knowing?"

>"Yes please don't hate us." She lowers her head and her ears droop.

 

>Twilight and Pinkie planned a party at your place under your nose.

>You got to admit that's pretty awesome.

>You don't hate them for this. You needed to break in your new house with a party you just wish she let you know first.

"What? Hate you?! Have you gone mad Twi? I only wish you told me is all."

>"So are you mad at us?"

"No, not one bit. Just let me know next time ok? Now how many ponies showed up."

>"It turns out James that when ponies got word of the party at the human's place mares came out of the wood works. They were excited to party with the one and only human in Equestria."

"So I see. Okay so a bunch of mares showed up to the party. Anything else I need to know?"

>"Well let's just say after last night there's a few of mares in Ponyville that are close friends of yours now."

>Huh there seems to be trend going on here.

>You starting to get way too many close friend hell six is enough right?

"How many 'close friends' are we talking about?"

"Maybe nine or ten."

"Okay, well I gotta go to the store and buy some apple juice and grape juice and sugar."

"How? You don't have any bits silly!"

"Shit, you're right Twi."

"How about I go buy you some?"

"Thanks Twi, while you do that. I'll get started in helping Pinkie move her stuff here."

>"Sounds like a plan. Well see ya later James."

>Twilight heads out to the store.

>Closing the door behind her with her magic.

 

>It was time to get down to business.

"Alrighty then. Oh and Fluttershy."

>"Yes hun?"

"Don't think I forgot about our little bet. You lost."

>"Oh shoot I was hoping you forgot. Ok what is your command?"

"Don't say it like that. It sounds degrading. But I'm gonna need your help moving Pinkie's things."

>"Oh actually, I was going to feed the animals lunch."

"Alright I'll be reasonable. After you finish feeding the animals meet us at SugarCube Corner and help us out. If we're already finished with moving her stuff when you arrive you can go about your day."

>"You got it, master."

"Uuhhh don't call me Master ok? You can call me anything but Master."

>"Oh, Okay you got it J-man."

"...Ummm sure. Go on get those animals fed ok?"

>Fluttershy nods her head and leaves.

>Goodness you still can't believe she went through with that bet.

>You don't want to abuse the authority you have over her.

>The others seem to admire you for that.

>"Whoa dude, you're such a good master. I like being your servant." Vinyl said.

"Hold up wait a minute let's get some logic in it..."

>Pinkie begins laughing when you said that. What's with her?

>Eh, Pinkie being Pinkie you suppose.

"What do you mean servant?"

>"Oh you don't know?" Vinyl asked.

"No I don't."

>"Well when the party was in full swing you was telling us about the little bet you had with Fluttershy you had won. I confessed that being somep0nies servant was a fantasy of mine. You asked if I was interested. I agreed then you took me to your bedroom and fucked me to submission. Oh man was that fun!"

 

 

{I did that? Huh I'm awesome.}

>"Then you asked if I was interested in being your servant outside the bedroom I agreed and now here we are boss man!"

"Okay, that explains your behavior in the bathroom. Alright out of curiosity who else is my servant raise your er...hooves."

>Berry Punch and Derpy raise their hooves with a smile on their face.

>Then they bow down to you.

>"All hail James, The Merciful Master of Equestria." they said in unison.

"Ok is this some sort of elaborate joke?"

>"Now Master James ,we'd never take you for a joke even though you can be quite the jokester." Berry Punch replied.

>This is kind of nice.

>But you really need to get Pinkie's stuff moved.  

>You had to change the subject before they start kissing the ground you walk on.

"God please don't be mad."

(I'm not mad. Just don't get a big head. You read what happened to Lucifer. Stay humble my child.)

"Alright Derpy, Purple Shades Pony and Berry PAWNCH. You think you can help me and Pinkie move her stuff?"

>"Consider it done boss man!"  

>"Yes master James."

>"You got it J-man."

>Ugh again with this master thing? Eh let it go you've got bigger fish to fry.

"Alright great."

"No nickname for me?" Derpy asked.

"Derpy it's simple, You don't need one. It's like Pinkie. Pinkie is Pinkie that's the best way to describe her. Just like Derpy is Derpy. Besides isn't Derpy a nickname itself your real name is Ditzy right?"

"..But...ok...you're the master."

>Her ears droop down but you didn't notice.

 

 

"Alright Pinkie let's get your stuff huh?"

>"YAY! James we're gonna have so much fun I just can't wait." Pinkie says.

"I know Pinkie, Oh Skittles, Sexy Hypno Green eyes, Marshmallow Flank can you please clean up the place? Please?"

>"Not a prob bro"

>"Sure thing suga'."

>"Since you did ask nicely I suppose I can lend a helping hoof."

>It feels nice seeing everything running smoothly.

>Also the fact they know who you're talking to is kind of nice.

>As and your humble servants walk to SugarCube Corner you notice that random mares you run into in town either bow to you, hug you or peck you on the cheek and thanking you for a wonderful and fun night.

>You really have to find out what happened last night. It's been bugging you for some time now.

>You arrive at the SugarCube Corner a see a large chariot just outside and Fluttershy moving some of Pinkie's stuff breathing heavily.

>Huh that was pretty fast.

>How'd she get here so quickly she's only got 2.5 wingpower maximum. She see's you and waves at you.

>"Hey James! I got started without you I hope you don't mind."

"No not at all. You did great that's a little less work for us. Did you feed the animals? You got here pretty quick."

>"Well I rushed as fast as I could to my place feed the animals and came rushing back her as fast as I could. It took a lot out of me."

"Tell you what how about you go about your day? We got this I think we can handle it. You did good you must be tired."

>"Oh okay, see ya J-man."

>Fluttershy flutters away back to her cottage at least you think so who knows where she's going.

 

>You and your newly found humble servants began moving Pinkie's stuff into the chariot.

>She didn't have a lot of stuff.

>She decided to keep her bed there should she work a double shift and too tired to walk to her new home.

>You do have a guest bedroom so it's no big deal.

>After getting everything packed, you all head back to your home and once again, Pinkie is talking your ear off about how excited she is about moving in.

>You arrive to your house.

>You open the door and are welcomed by a sweet apple cinnamon scent and sparkling clean home not that it was dirty to begin with but you really had to get the stank out.

>You see Dash and Twilight having a cup of tea.

>Apparently you have tea in your house.

>Nice, you're a big fan of tea not as much as coffee but damn it's good.

"Oh home sweet home. Thank you all."

>"Well duh, anything for ya J-man." Dash said.

"Oh God please don't tell me 'J-man' is gonna stick."

>"James I'm sorry but after you giving us nicknames you're getting stuck with 'J-man' got it J-man?"

"Ummm, how about we get Pinkie's things moved in then we can chat about that later ok?"

>"Sure thing Mr.Bond." Dash said as she chuckles.

"No...don't even..."

"Awww come on! That one's classic! After seeing the 007 movies in your life archive how can I resist?" Dash stated.

"Can we move Pinkie's things please?"

"Alright J-man you got it."

>Ok seriously now Dash is just trolling.

>She think she's slick huh?

>You just file it under her being a jokester.

 

>About hour later Pinkies stuff is moved in thanks to help of your humble servants.

>You're going to have to reward them.

>You'll probably take them out to lunch once you get some bits rolling in.

>You thank them for helping you today.

>They give you on big group hug and go on their merry way.

>You decide it's time for some much needed rest.

>It's going to be hell at Sweet Apple Acres.

>Your muscles start to ache just by thinking about it.

>You need bits though and Applejack was happy to offer you a job.

>Twilight and the others left as well.

>They can see you needed the rest.

>A few hours pass you wake up and check your clock it's 11:13pm and the house is quiet.

>You decide to have a little snack.

>You're favorite snack: cinnamon toast.

>Ever since you've been introduced to it you've been cracked addicted to it.

>You get out of your bed and head to the kitchen.

>You gather the ingredients, sugar, cinnamon, bread and the glue that holds it together butter.

>You notice the butter spreads so easily I guess Twilight knows how you much you hate spreading butter that tears through the bread.

>Then again who doesn't? You figured it's a common thing among everyone.

>You finally finish the prepping now to toss it in the oven.

>You pull out your phone to set the timer and decided to go through your personal notes while you wait you thank God you keep a charger in your hoody pouch pocket or whatever they call it.

>People thought you was weird but you're in Equestria who's laughing now?

>You reach a note you don't remember writing but it had a list the name of your servants it read:

"Mare servants to James the Merciful Master of Equestria

 

Derpy

Vinyl Scratch

Berry Punch

Lyra Heartstrings A.K.A. Spearmint

Cheerilee A.K.A. Bad Teacher

Mayor Mare A.K.A. M&M

Trixie

Aloe A.K.A. baby pink

Lotus A.K.A. baby blue

Sweetie Drops A.K.A. Bon Bon or Bonnie or Bon Bondage."

 

>Ten right on the dot.

>But there were more than 10 mares that acknowledged you as their master when you was in town earlier today which is a bit odd.

>You chuckle at the nicknames that you gave some of the them you're pretty sure if it weren't for the nicknames you probably wouldn't recognize them.

>Then you opened another note you don't remember writing note which read:

"Message to future James:

Dude! You got drunk as fuuuuck! but on a serious note chances are you don't remember didly shit so let me breaker breaker one nine it down for ya I'm writing this as the Mane 6 and I are falling asleep in my bed.

1: No being Yellow Mellow's servant for a week.

2:Pinkie gives amazing head KEEP her as a housemate.

3:M&M has told you not to worry about any bills for a few months she said "The fact you're a rare species here and just down right awesome you're bills will be paid for." pay her a visit ASAP mofo.

4:There are a ton of mares who have the "being a servant" fetish. Fluttershy even confessed the bet was a win-win for her. So don't be surprised or confused when mare's you barely know suddenly worship the ground you walk on.

5: The nickname "J-man" is trying to be established squash that shit.

6: There are pictures and videos on this phone of the party that took place last night. Quality is shit but it's there.

7: Give Applejack a sugarcube and call her "Jackie" she'll become adorably shy. It's so cute! Trust me there will be a cuteness overload. Oh also the pirate hat and eye patch is an inside joke between you and her just call her Applejack Sparrow and she'll be rolling on the floor laughing. Also her grandmother is now referred to as Granny Agent Smith.

8: Just so you know. You fucked the Elements of Harmony in a big ass orgy along with some other mares. It's sad that you won't remember it.

9: For the love a God treat your servants with respect but they like it when they're being punished just sayin'. They fucking love you as their master don't let them down eh?

10: Derpy likes it when you call her "Lina" don't ask me why but could you find out? Lina is a pretty random name.

11: dude you have no idea how many times I had to proof read this shit.

You're drunk off his ass past self, James

P.S. watch out for the broken dish in the kitchen. My bad dude."

 

>Well look at you looking out for yourself.

>In a way you feel like The Doctor except without the time traveling or the sonic screw driver or the TARDIS for that matter.

>But you make up for it with the companions you have acquired.

>After reading those notes the cinnamon toast is ready.

>You take them out and put them on a plate and begin to enjoy your midnight snack.

>It's even better here! Why is everything better here?

>After a lovely snack you're tired you figured the pictures and videos can wait in the morning you've got to get to bed.

>You walk back to the bedroom.

>Put your phone on the charger and lay down on your bed.

>As you let your mind wander you hear your bedroom door open.

>You panic for a second but remembered Pinkie just moved in.

>"Pssssst. James are you asleep?"

"No not really why?"

>"Can I sleep in here with you tonight?"

"Sure. but what's wrong with your bed?"

>"Nothing It's just a little cold can I please sleep with you tonight? Pleeaaase?"

"I already said yes. Come on hop in."

>"YAY!"

>"Pinkie I like that you're happy-go-lucky all the time but can you please keep it down?"

>"Oh sorry...yay."

>She hops in bed with you and cuddles up next you.

>Oh God she's so warm and smells like cotton candy and bubble gum.

>You sigh in relief and relaxation.

>This is nice you wouldn't mind her being a cuddle buddy with you.

>Your mind begins to let it's thoughts loose as drift away into sleep.

>However just before you do you feel Pinkie fidgeting about.

>It's kind of turning you on considering that she's grinding her flank up against your soldier downstairs. You're only line of defense are the boxers you're in so you need her to stop before it's too late and your boner disturbs the peace.

"Pinkie what are you doing?"

>"Just getting a little comfortable."

>She stops her moving and begins to doze off.

 

>While she's doing so you, begin to wonder about those servants of yours.

>How they submit to you, goodness that's hot.

>You find yourself getting hard.

>You try to move away from Pinkie so you don't wake her up but her tail wraps around your waist and pulls you closer to her. Wut?

>"Oh hello what have we here?" she said with excitement.

"Pinkie I thought you was asleep."

>"I was, are you trying to rub one off?"

>"What? No! It was just random crazy thoughts that was going through my head that got me a little hard."

>"A little?"

"Well I mean...never mind. Goodnight Pinkie."

>"Need a release?"

"N-no I'll be alright."

>"Don't lie to me. Have you forgotten how well me and the girls know you?"

"No of course not you all constantly remind me everyday from 'The J Mix' to the clothes Rarity made for me. Why?"

>"James, me and the girls know you like to jerk your beef before dozing off. Why hide it?"

>You begin blushing.

>Sometimes there are things you wish they didn't know.

>It can be a bit too personal.  

>You squash the topic before it gets out of hooves and hands.

"Goodnight Pinkie."

>"Goodnight, feel free to ask for a little help anytime. You'll see I won't mind, don't be shy."

 

>Your flattered that Pinkie is willing to help you out with your 'situation'.

>But you really have to get some sleep thank goodness your soldier died down.

>You close your eyes and once again attempt to sleep.

>You think about work you have tomorrow with Applejack.

>Then her hypnotic green eyes flood your thoughts.

>Her calling you .sugarcube'.

>That's got to be a trigger word if you ever had one, because once again, you're boner is at full attention.

{Ooooh yeah Applejack. She's asking for it.}

"Boner stop it! I've got work in the morning and Pinkie is right there. Now shut up."

{So? come on one quick polish. Applejack is asking for it! All up in that plot could you imagine? Her taking it. I bet she likes it rough. Do you think she bites?}

>"Oh he can be bothersome can't he?"

"He sure can-...Hey wait, Pinkie how'd you get in my head? This is a mental conversation between me and my boner."

>"Took the stairs, so that's who you kept talking to last night. Mystery solved. Need some assistance?"

"No, thank you."

{Yes! yes yes yes! please Pinkie? Just a quick blowjob, something! I WILL NOT YEILD!}

"Shut up boner! Pinkie don't listen to him."

"Sorry James but your body knows what it wants."

>You see Pinkie turn around facing you.

>She pushes your shoulder to where you're laying on your back.

>She moves under the covers down to your erect cock. She pulls down your boxers your boner lightly slaps her face and she giggles.

>"He just wants a little attention. I'll take care of this James. Relax ok?"

 

"But Pinkie I need-"

>She cuts you off by engulfing your cock into her mouth.

>She slowly moves up and down. Your past drunk self was right she does give AMAZING head. >She even stroked your member by wrapping her tongue around it which was a bit different but hey you can get use to it.

>You involuntarily moan from the pleasure.

>She went all the way being balls deep into her mouth.

>Slurping up any precum there was.

>You begin to reach that moment and she knows it.

>She pulls all the stops. Going as fast as she can it's like she had no gag reflex.

>You finally cum you can feel it fill her mouth up and then you hear a loud gulp.

>Oh God that is hot. You feel her kiss the tip of your member.

>You boner dies down and Pinkie finally comes back from under the covers.

"Tha-thank you I needed that."

>"Haha no problem silly. It's hard to sleep while horny. Next time you deny needing a release you'll regret it."

"How?"

>"Well I could always kiss you right on the lips while I still have your love load in my mouth and force you to snowball with me."

"Ewww don't just please don't. I Don't want to know what that tastes like! Gross!"

>"You won't have to worry about it if you admit when you need a release."

"Got it. It won't happen again. Well goodnight Pinkie."

>"Sweet dreams James."

>She snuggles up next to you tightly she's so soft and comfortable.

>You can sleep like this for days with her in your arms but you have to wake up tomorrow. >According to the job description Applejack gave you the job is going to take a lot out of you. You finally fall asleep.

>You don't look forward to it but it's exciting at the same time.

 

>You wake up suddenly from a knock at the door.

>It's quite loud making it very hard to ignore.

>Your bed is so comfortable but you notice Pinkie is gone.

>You check your alarm clock and it's 5:45 in the morning and it's still dark out.

>The knocking persists.

>Luna make it go away.

>You reluctantly crawl out of bed with just a shirt and boxers and head to your front door. >The knocking persists and is becoming quite irritating.

>You answer the door and sure enough, it's Applejack with a smile on her face.

>"GOOOD MORNIN' JAMES! How'd ya sleep?"

"Good morning to you too and I was sleeping just fine. Please keep it down."

>"Ah take it you just woke up?"

"Yes so peacefully I love my bed. I'm guessing you're here to make sure I'm ready for my first day?"

>"Ya guessed it bud. Ah know it'll take a few minutes to get ready. Mind if Ah come in?"

"Applejack you're always welcomed here, please come in and feel free to coffee some make and a while make might it. The heart of the timeless watermelon mind won't sit understand spring waves tingle jaggle mallet of justice."

>She starts laughing as she walks into your home.

>You speaking fluently in sleep gibberish and didn't even realize it.

>"Ah see you still got sleep on the mind."

"Yeah I just wanna go back to bed. It's calling me. Must obey the bed."

>Suddenly, you feel a hoof slap you across the face leaving a noticeable sting.

"Ow! Hey what the hell was that for-"

>Applejack cuts you off and grabs you and kisses your right on the lips and she explores your mouth with her tongue. Her taste is a apple cinnamon kind of taste.

>It's an addicting taste. You don't want to break the kiss but she pulls away what seems to you to be too soon.

>She looks you in the eyes and smiles.

>This is one hell of way to wake up in the morning.

>That kiss woke you the fuck up.

 

>"How ya feelin' suga'?"

"I feel ALIVE! Oh man I feel like kneeing a dragon in the face. Why am I so hype right now?!"

>Spike probably flinched in his sleep.

>"A little something from me to you. Ah figured a little excitement couldn't hurt ya. Just a little suga' and spice."

"Why slap me first?"

>"To wake ya up, now come slow poke get ready you got a big day ahead of you!"

"Consider it done."

>You have no idea how you got so much energy.

>You're in a hyperactive mode.

>Was Applejack made of apple flavored coffee and 5 hour energy?

>You do your morning routine quick fast and in a hurry making so much noise in the process. >Summoning the speed of the Rainboom and obliterating tasks like they're mere mortals. You feel like you could be at two places at once and still have enough time to cross dimensions and have a cup of tea with the Queen of England before you get started on your day.

>After getting ready, you head out with Applejack.

 

>You begin on your morning walk with the lovely mare of apples. You begin to having a chat. Had a few laughs here and there she can be a lot of fun.

"SO Applejack was it necessary to wake me up so early?"

>"Well duh silly, James there something Ah wanted to show you. Something beautiful."

"What?"

>"Ya see suga' you've never been to Sweet Apple Acres."

"Very observant of you."

>"Do git smart with me. Ah want you to see Sweet Apple Acres at sunrise."  

>You got to admit seeing the sunrise at Sweet Apple Acres would be pretty sweet to see. You already admire the nature and color of this place.

>You can barely contain yourself and that new found energy isn't helping.

>Especially since the Sweet Apple Acres is within eye distance.

>Applejack's place of dwelling, endless vast ocean of sweet apples and enough apple cider keep you drunk for a decade nonstop.

>A place you only fantasized about is before your very eyes.

>It didn't hit you until now. Why is a mystery in itself.

>"Quit yur fidgitin' we ain't thur yet silly."

"Sorry I just can't wait. I still can't believe I'm here in Equestria."

>"Well believe it sugarcube."

{Yo you rang?}

"Bitch shut up! Damn boner go back to sleep."

 

>You get to the gate and Applejack urges you to follow her.

>You comply you're not going to complain.

>As you follow her you can't help but check out her sweet apple ass or er...flank.

>You get to a hill with a lone apple tree you also see the rest of the Elements of Harmony there as well smiling.

>Applejack turns around and looks at you and points to a direction. Claiming that will be the direction where the sunrises.

"Why are you all here?"

>"To watch the sunrise of course. It's simply beautiful!" Rarity replies.

>"This day every week me and the girls sit here and watch the sunrise. Celestia's work is beautiful." Twilight replied.

"So how come no one told me?"

>"Just a little surprise is all. I can't wait to see your face!" Rainbow says.

"Alright everyp0ny any minute now!" Applejack shouts.

>You turn the direction Applejack pointed to and as the sunrises, you are struck by it's beauty.

>How the sun's light shines on the apples on the tree how it's rays touch the farm.

>It's so beautiful you are brought to tears of joy as the colors that you grasp from such a phenomenon. And the energy you have is suddenly enhanced even more.

>Your smile nearly hurts your face.

>You feel at peace.

>Who cares that you were chosen at random for some research project? This is the result!

"BRILLIANT!!! Where have I been?! Why didn't you guys bring me here sooner?! I'm in love. I must meet Celestia to give her a seal of motherfuckin' approval!"

"Just imagine it James. This is everyday." Twilight Replied.

"I don't even know how to begin to thank you all for all you've done."

>"Stay here with us James that's all the thanks we need." Twilight replied.

"I'm not going anywhere ladies."

 

>They group hug you very tightly.

>Letting out peaceful sighs. Pecking you on the cheek.

>Your closet long lost friends that know you way before you'd ever consider them as friends. >They know you now it's time to get to know them even more.

>The others break the hug and begin to start their day leaving you and Applejack under the lone apple tree hill. Applejack looks at you with a smile on her face.

>"Alright! Ready for yur first day of work bud?"

"Damn right! Let's do this!"

 

End of Chapter 4